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| Author | : Eunice Glick |
| Publisher | : HarpPeren |
| Total Pages | : 148 |
| Release | : 1995-08-18 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 9780060951351 |
An illustrated parody of the multimillion-copy-selling pregnancy primer What to Expect When You're Expecting, and the perfect gift for everyone who has had a baby, is having a baby, or is even thinking of having a baby.
| Author | : Mary K Moore |
| Publisher | : Sourcebooks, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 217 |
| Release | : 2008-09-01 |
| Genre | : Health & Fitness |
| ISBN | : 1402220510 |
The laugh-out-loud answer to the guide that has terrified millions! So the pregnancy test is positive, and the only thing growing faster than your appetite for anything fried is your list of questions: How long until I have to pay through the nose for maternity wear? Is there anything I can do to prevent the scrapbooking instinct from kicking in? Relax. The advice in this book will be as easily digested as the now - forbidden caffeine you used to chug by the vat. Sure, having your kidneys double as someone's couch sounds like kind of a downer, but that's just all the more reason why every pregnant woman needs this hysterical send-up. Mary K. Moore not only covers the 40 weeks of pregnancy but also tackles the stupor that is baby's first six months, including: Naming baby: fruit or action verb? Birth plans: your dreams, a doctor's comic relief The politics of choosing diapers: landfill landmines or inconvenient napkins? Spotlighting the absurdity of pregnancy and shaking the sugar-coating off symptoms - get ready for the breasts of a stripper and the bladder of a Shriner - The Unexpected When You're Expecting is a must-have for anyone with a uterus. PRAISE FOR THE UNEXPECTED WHEN YOU'RE EXPECTING "The advice is useful. But most of all, this book is funny." Austin-American Statesman "Hilarious! A witty, laugh-out-loud take on the classic. It's the perfect gift for every woman who has ever felt like throwing What To Expect When You're Expecting across the room (or at her husband). I love this book - it is exactly what a parody should be." Risa Green, author of Notes from the Underbelly "The Unexpected When You're Expecting is smart, dry, and divinely anti-guidebook. Mary K. Moore's laugh-out-loud glimpse into pregnancy is the perfect gift for your gloriously hip friends who are currently sporting glamorously elastic waistbands." Austin Kidbits Blog
| Author | : Leslie Leyland Fields |
| Publisher | : WaterBrook |
| Total Pages | : 176 |
| Release | : 2010-04-21 |
| Genre | : Family & Relationships |
| ISBN | : 0307499944 |
Unplanned pregnancies happen to women in every season of life: the newly married, the never-married, the empty-nester, the teenager, the overworked mother, the career woman. Yet we rarely talk about how lonely and confusing this experience can be. In Surprise Child, Leslie Leyland Fields, who experienced two unplanned pregnancies in her forties, lyrically weaves her own story with the stories of other women who understand the isolation you face as expectations and plans are turned upside down to make room for a child. “Each year, more than three million women discover themselves pregnant–at a hard time, the wrong time, at a difficult place in their lives. I am one of those women.…” Together, these women walk with you month-by-month through the physical and emotional stages of pregnancy, voicing with startling honesty their own anxieties and struggles. Here you will find the companionship and hope you need to journey toward new life.
| Author | : Lindsey Carlson |
| Publisher | : Crossway |
| Total Pages | : 75 |
| Release | : 2019-05-17 |
| Genre | : Religion |
| ISBN | : 1433563878 |
"Hands down my favorite book for teen girls." Rosaria Butterfield, author, The Gospel Comes with a House Key Your teen years matter. Of all the ways you're learning and changing during the busy teenage years, your growth in Christ is the most important. God intends to use your teen years as a launching pad into a lifelong pursuit of looking more like Jesus. This book will help you prioritize your Christian growth—pointing you to the resources God has given you in his Word, in prayer, and in the church; offering help for managing your emotions, watching your words, and bearing spiritual fruit; and challenging you with ways to center your life around this important task. Even as a teenager, you have all it takes to grow in godliness.
| Author | : Mary K. Moore |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : |
| Release | : 2008 |
| Genre | : Pregnancy |
| ISBN | : |
| Author | : Jessica Hiemstra |
| Publisher | : TouchWood Editions |
| Total Pages | : 258 |
| Release | : 2013 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 1771510218 |
Winner of a 2015 Independent Publisher Book Awards Bronze Medal One size fits all does not apply to pregnancy and childbirth. Each one is different, unique, and comes with its share of pleasure and pain. But how does one prepare for an unexpected loss of a pregnancy or hoped-for baby? In How to Expect What You're Not Expecting, writers share their true stories of miscarriage, stillbirth, infertility, and other, related losses. This literary anthology picks up where some pregnancy books end and offers diverse, honest, and moving essays that can prepare and guide women and their families for when the unforeseen happens. Contributors include Chris Arthur, Kim Aubrey, Janet Baker, Yvonne Blomer, Jennifer Bowering Delisle, Kevin Bray, Erika Connor, Sadiqa de Meijer, Jessica Hiemstra, Fiona Tinwei Lam, Lisa Martin-DeMoor, Lorri Neilsen Glenn, Susan Olding, Laura Rock, Gail Marlene Schwartz, Maureen Scott Harris, Carrie Snyder, Cathy Stonehouse, and Chris Tarry. The fourth book in a loosely linked series of anthologies about the twenty-first-century family, How to Expect What You're Not Expecting follows Somebody's Child, Nobody's Mother, and Nobody's Father, essay collections about adoption and childless adults. Together, these four books challenge readers to re-examine traditional definitions of the concept of "family."
| Author | : Katie Zaber |
| Publisher | : Independently Published |
| Total Pages | : 422 |
| Release | : 2021-09-14 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : |
It's weird how every woman reacts differently. How each pregnancy differs. Mine is definitely unique. My sense of smell became stronger, picking up the faintest odors, and my stomach was in constant turmoil. Those were the first signs. And then I started eating. And eating. If I don't, I get a migraine and people's faces become blurry. Electronics seem to malfunction in my presence. And the nightmares-they don't stop. Something is changing my body. Something that should have never happened. Something that my husband and I had prevented from happening. Something people say is miraculous. The bigger I get, the more frequently I encounter people who become possessed. And the more often I wind up questioning if I am carrying a miracle baby. The closer I get to the due date, the more I love this child and the more confident I am that I will protect my baby from anything. Even its fate. DNA Demons N Angels contains violence, swearing, and sex scenes.
| Author | : Eunice Glick |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 144 |
| Release | : 1995-08-01 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9780060951528 |
This sharp-witted parody of the bestselling "What to Expect When You're Expecting" offers a hilarious look at the trials and tribulations of pregnancy, with over 100 distressingly accurate drawings and diagrams.
| Author | : Mary K Moore |
| Publisher | : Sourcebooks, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 149 |
| Release | : 2008-09-01 |
| Genre | : Health & Fitness |
| ISBN | : 1402235259 |
The laugh-out-loud answer to the guide that has terrified millions! So the pregnancy test is positive, and the only thing growing faster than your appetite for anything fried is your list of questions: How long until I have to pay through the nose for maternity wear? Is there anything I can do to prevent the scrapbooking instinct from kicking in? Relax. The advice in this book will be as easily digested as the now - forbidden caffeine you used to chug by the vat. Sure, having your kidneys double as someone's couch sounds like kind of a downer, but that's just all the more reason why every pregnant woman needs this hysterical send-up. Mary K. Moore not only covers the 40 weeks of pregnancy but also tackles the stupor that is baby's first six months, including: Naming baby: fruit or action verb? Birth plans: your dreams, a doctor's comic relief The politics of choosing diapers: landfill landmines or inconvenient napkins? Spotlighting the absurdity of pregnancy and shaking the sugar-coating off symptoms - get ready for the breasts of a stripper and the bladder of a Shriner - The Unexpected When You're Expecting is a must-have for anyone with a uterus. PRAISE FOR THE UNEXPECTED WHEN YOU'RE EXPECTING "The advice is useful. But most of all, this book is funny." Austin-American Statesman "Hilarious! A witty, laugh-out-loud take on the classic. It's the perfect gift for every woman who has ever felt like throwing What To Expect When You're Expecting across the room (or at her husband). I love this book - it is exactly what a parody should be." Risa Green, author of Notes from the Underbelly "The Unexpected When You're Expecting is smart, dry, and divinely anti-guidebook. Mary K. Moore's laugh-out-loud glimpse into pregnancy is the perfect gift for your gloriously hip friends who are currently sporting glamorously elastic waistbands." Austin Kidbits Blog
| Author | : Heidi Murkoff |
| Publisher | : Workman Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 642 |
| Release | : 2008-01-01 |
| Genre | : Health & Fitness |
| ISBN | : 0761148574 |
Cuts through the confusion surrounding pregnancy and birth by debunking dozens of myths that mislead parents, offering explanations of medical terms, and covering a variety of issues including prenatal care, birth defects, and amniocentesis.
