Twenty Five Mystery Science Theater 3000 Films That Changed My Life in No Way Whatsoever

Twenty Five Mystery Science Theater 3000 Films That Changed My Life in No Way Whatsoever
Author: Frank Conniff
Publisher:
Total Pages: 104
Release: 2016-08-15
Genre:
ISBN: 9780692751978

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In 1990, Frank Conniff joined the staff of Mystery Science Theater 3000. First he was hired as a writer, then he was called upon to play TV's Frank, the bumbling yet lovable Mad Scientist henchman in Deep 13. And then he was given the sacred duty of finding the films that would be riffed on the show. Thus, because of his actions, the world now knows of Manos: The Hands of Fate, Monster A-Go-Go, The Brain That Wouldn't Die, Teenagers From Outer Space, and many other cheesy movies that the world would just as soon not know about. In these essays, TV's Frank focuses on twenty-five of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 films he found and riffed with his fellow MST3K writers and cast mates. It tells the story of how a comedian who was lucky enough to work on beloved Peabody Award winning TV show was transformed into a comedian who was lucky enough to work on a beloved Peabody Award winning TV show. It's a story that will stay with you for the rest of your life, if you happen to die just as you finish reading the book.

The Worst We Can Find

The Worst We Can Find
Author: Dale Sherman
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
Total Pages: 281
Release: 2023-06-15
Genre: Performing Arts
ISBN: 1493063928

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Had you tuned in to the small television station KTMA on Thanksgiving Day, 1988, you would have been one of the few witnesses to pop culture history being made. On that day, viewers in and around St. Paul, Minnesota, were treated to a genuine oddity, in which a man and his robots, trapped within a defiantly DIY sci-fi set, cracked jokes while watching a terrible movie. It was a cockeyed twist on the local TV programs of the past, in which a host would introduce old, cheaply licensed films. And though its origins may have been inauspicious, Mystery Science Theater 3000 captured the spirit of what had been a beloved pastime for generations of wags, wiseacres, and smartalecks, and would soon go on to inspire countless more. The Worst We Can Find is a comprehensive history of and guide to MST3K and its various offshoots—including Rifftrax, Cinematic Titanic, and The Mads Are Back—whose lean crew of writers, performers, and puppeteers have now been making fun of movies for over thirty years. It investigates how “riffing” of films evolved, recounts the history of these programs, and considers how a practice guaranteed to annoy real-life fellow moviegoers grew into such a beloved, long-lasting franchise. As author Dale Sherman explains, creative heckling has been around forever—but MST3K and its progeny managed to redirect that art into a style that was both affectionate and cutting, winning the devotion of countless fans and aspiring riffers.

How to Write Cheesy Movies

How to Write Cheesy Movies
Author: Frank Conniff
Publisher:
Total Pages: 108
Release: 2017-10-06
Genre: Motion picture authorship
ISBN: 9780692958407

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Lots of books claim to teach you how to write good movies. This is the first book that claims to teach you how to write cheesy movies.And author Frank Conniff can back up that claim. He spent years working at Mystery Science Theater 3000 as a writer, performer, and procurer of cheesy movies, the worst he could find. And in this volume he shares everything he learned at MST3K about the art of the artless. If your dream is to write a screenplay that could be the next Manos: The Hands Of Fate, this is the book for you to buy after you buy the book about dealing with the aftermath of a psychotic break.

Cats V. Conniff

Cats V. Conniff
Author: Frank Conniff
Publisher: Podhouse 90 Press
Total Pages: 133
Release: 2017-02-17
Genre: Actions and defenses
ISBN: 9780692845875

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The Defendant: Frank Conniff.Comedian, writer, gout sufferer, and prolific tweeter, who understood that his incendiary social media posts might one day lead to calls for his head, but never suspected that the calls would be coming from inside his house. The Plaintiffs:Millie & Barney.Indoor cats. Eaters, sleepers, poppers, bladder emptiers. Frequent subjects of Conniff's Twitter, Facebook and Instagram timelines, until they finally decided that enough was enough and fought back against what they perceived as rank exploitation by the guy they had always assumed was working for them.The result was a bombshell Defamation of Character law suit, the repercussions of which were still being felt minutes after the trial ended.Now every sensational detail of the legal cage match that shocked the world can now be told. This volume contains the whole scandalous story of a precedent-setting judicial conflict that makes the O.J. Simpson trial look like a mere double murder.

Growing Up with Manos

Growing Up with Manos
Author: Jackey Neyman Jones
Publisher:
Total Pages: 154
Release: 2016-03-26
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 9781593939229

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For Jackey Neyman Jones, who played Debbie in Manos: The Hands of Fate, the "worst movie ever made" is, at its heart, a home movie that just happens to be shared with the world. Equal parts memoir/family saga/film book, Growing Up with Manos: The Hands of Fate shares the behind-the-scenes story of the making of Manos: from creator Hal Warren's alleged bet with TV producer Stirling Silliphant that "anyone could make a movie," to the tragic suicide of John Reynolds (Torgo), right up through the newest Manos-related projects that are carrying the film into the digital age. Jackey's stories dispel much of the Manos mythology while crystallizing a unique time and place in America, where a crew of actors with a bad script and a rented camera set out to make a bad movie-and succeeded beyond their wildest dreams. Jackey Neyman Jones is a professional artist living in the Great Northwest. Laura Mazzuca Toops is a writer/editor with more than 30 years' experience in business and fiction writing. She is the author of three historical novels.

Action-Packed Apartments!: Novellas By Frank Conniff

Action-Packed Apartments!: Novellas By Frank Conniff
Author: Frank Conniff
Publisher: Podhouse 90 Press
Total Pages: 120
Release: 2021-08-30
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9780578979472

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ACTION-PACKED APARTMENTS! Two exciting novellas in one thrill-a-minute volume! THE CRAZY CAT LADY IN APARTMENT 2B A teenage dude gets hired to cat-sit for his neighbor across the hall, and finds himself experiencing the adventure of a lifetime, or at least the adventure of that particular afternoon. THE TRUE CRIME PODCASTER IN APARTMENT 3C In his distant past, a man witnessed a murder that only he knows about. So to reveal the shocking details of this crime, he takes the unprecedented step of doing a podcast! FRANK CONNIFF is a writer and comedian perhaps (okay, not perhaps, definitely) best known as TV's Frank from Mystery Science Theater 3000. He performs with Trace Beaulieu in the monthly live streaming movie-riffing show, The Mads Are Back. He is the author of six previous books.

Ever After

Ever After
Author: Barry Singer
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
Total Pages: 425
Release: 2021-09-15
Genre: Music
ISBN: 149305161X

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Written by Barry Singer—one of contemporary musical theater's most authoritative chroniclers—Ever After was originally published in 2003 as a history of the previous twenty-five years in musical theater, on and off Broadway. This new edition extends the narrative, taking readers from 2004 to the present. The book revisits every new musical that has opened since the last edition, with Barry Singer once again as guide. Before Ever After appeared in 2003, no book had addressed the recent past in musical theater history—an era Singer describes as "ever after musical theater's many golden ages." Derived significantly from Singer's writings about musical theater for the New York Times, New York Magazine, and The New Yorker, Ever After captured that era in its entirety, from the opening of The Act on Broadway in October 1977 to the opening of Avenue Q Off-Broadway in March 2003. This new edition brings Ever After up to date, from Wicked, through The Book of Mormon, to Hamilton and beyond. Once again, this the first book to cover this new, pre-pandemic age of the Broadway musical. And, once again, utilizing his recent writing about musical theater for HuffPost and Playbill, Barry Singer's viewpoint is comprehensive and absolutely unique.

Codename D. O. U. C. H. E. B. A. G.

Codename D. O. U. C. H. E. B. A. G.
Author: Frank Conniff
Publisher:
Total Pages: 132
Release: 2018-08-10
Genre:
ISBN: 9780692162927

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Four conservatives in need of a second chance. Four media mavens desperate to fight their way back into the only place that mattered to them - the world of Cable TV News. Now this rag-tag group has come together for a commando mission so outrageously daring that it would only be attempted by A- a group of heroes, or B- a bunch of fools. You'll have to decide for yourself. (Hint: It's B.) Frank Conniff, author of the spine-tingling Twenty Five Mystery Science Theater 3000 Films That Changed My Life In No Way Whatsoever, the pulse-pounding Cats v. Conniff, and the nightmare-inducing How To Write Cheesy Movies, has now topped himself with his most action-packed, edge-of-your-tweet thriller yet!

Song of Spider-Man

Song of Spider-Man
Author: Glen Berger
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 384
Release: 2013-11-05
Genre: Performing Arts
ISBN: 1451684584

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“One of the best literary works of this year” (Miami Herald-Tribune): The true story of a theatrical dream—or nightmare—come true…the making of the Spider-Man musical. As you might imagine, writing a Broadway musical has its challenges. But it turns out there are challenges one can’t begin to imagine when collaborating with two rock legends and a superstar director to stage the biggest, most expensive production in theater history. Renowned director Julie Taymor picked playwright Glen Berger to cowrite the book for a $25 million Spider-Man musical. Together—along with U2’s Bono and Edge—they would shape a work that was technically daring and emotionally profound, with a story fueled by the hero’s quest for love…and the villains’ quest for revenge. Or at least, that’s what they’d hoped for. But when charismatic producer Tony Adams died suddenly, the show began to lose its footing. Soon the budget was ballooning, financing was evaporating, and producers were jumping ship or getting demoted. And then came the injuries. And then came word-of-mouth about the show itself. What followed was a pageant of foul-ups, falling-outs, ever-more harrowing mishaps, and a whole lot of malfunctioning spider legs. This “circus-rock-and-roll-drama,” with its $65 million price tag, had become more of a spectacle than its creators ever wished for. During the show’s unprecedented seven months of previews, the company’s struggles to reach opening night inspired breathless tabloid coverage and garnered international notoriety. Through it all, Berger observed the chaos with his signature mix of big ambition and self-deprecating humor.