The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World

The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World
Author: Joey Acker
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2019-03-15
Genre:
ISBN: 9781951046095

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OH NO!!! You found The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World! Well, since you're already here I may as well tell you about it... Poor Nameless tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST book in the whole entire world. Will he succeed in his noble quest? Is he the reason this book is the worst?? Will it have a happy ending or the worst ending ever??? The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Whatever you do though, don't read it out loud! You may catch wind of these words: toot, stinky, booger, and booty. You've been warned, but you'll still want to see what happens next!

The Worst Birthday Book in the Whole Entire World

The Worst Birthday Book in the Whole Entire World
Author: Joey Acker
Publisher:
Total Pages: 42
Release: 2021-01-17
Genre:
ISBN: 9781951046200

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Happy birthday...or not... because this is the Worst Birthday Book in the Whole Entire World! Nameless, the rock with the fancy red hat on the cover, tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the worst BIRTHDAY book ever. What could possibly be so bad about a book about birthdays? Whose birthday is it Is there really a mad cow in this book? Wait...WHAT?!? The Worst Birthday Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. This book may make the best or quite possibly the worst birthday gift you could give someone... The Entire World Books series is geared towards ages 3-9 and is great for beginner and reluctant readers. Boys, girls, primary school students, adults, and parents can enjoy this new quirky and silly children's book series. DISCLAIMER: the following book is not intended to be educational or considered a literary classical masterpiece by any means. However, if you have some reluctant readers, they may enjoy this easy-to-read series. Think 'The Book with No Pictures' humor, but with...pictures...

The Worst Unicorn Book in the Whole Entire World

The Worst Unicorn Book in the Whole Entire World
Author: Joey Acker
Publisher:
Total Pages: 44
Release: 2021-09
Genre:
ISBN: 9781951046668

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This is a unicorn tale like no other... because this is The WORST Unicorn Book in the Whole Entire World! Nameless the Rock has now found himself stuck in a book with a unicorn..or is the unicorn stuck in a book with Nameless?!? What could be so be so bad about a unicorn book? Are there really too many unicorn books in the world Is this unicorn a magical and majestic creature or just a horse...with a horn...on its head The Worst Unicorn Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Come see what is in store for Nameless in this new adventure in this quirky, silly and a little ridiculous easy reader for children. The Entire World Books series is geared towards ages 3-9 and is great for beginner and reluctant readers. Boys, girls, primary school students, adults, and parents can enjoy this new quirky and silly children's book series. DISCLAIMER: this book is not meant to be educational or considered a literary classical masterpiece by any means. This story is the worst AND these illustrations are the worst. That's the idea! However, if you and your child have a clever and unique sense of humor then this very well may be the book for you. Think 'The Book with No Pictures' humor, but with...pictures...

Summer Wonders

Summer Wonders
Author: Bob Raczka
Publisher: Albert Whitman & Company
Total Pages: 35
Release: 2009-03-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0807595934

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A book that celebrates all things summer—from playing at the park to swimming at the pool to catching fireflies. Children will delight in the rhymes that captures summertime fun.

Paper Butterflies

Paper Butterflies
Author: Lisa Heathfield
Publisher: Carolrhoda Lab (TM)
Total Pages: 276
Release: 2019-05-07
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 1541560426

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June's life at home with her stepmother and stepsister is a dark one--and a secret one. Not even her dad knows the truth, and she can't find the words to tell anyone else. She's trapped like a butterfly in a net. Then June meets Blister, a boy from a large, loving, chaotic family. In him, she finds a glimmer of hope that perhaps she can find a way to fly far, far away. Because she deserves her freedom. Doesn't she?

If I Ran the Zoo

If I Ran the Zoo
Author: Dr. Seuss
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 63
Release: 1950
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0394800818

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Gerald tells of the very unusual animals he would add to the zoo, if he were in charge.

I Am the Messenger

I Am the Messenger
Author: Markus Zusak
Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 370
Release: 2007-12-18
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 030743348X

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DON’T MISS BRIDGE OF CLAY, MARKUS ZUSAK’S FIRST NOVEL SINCE THE BOOK THIEF AND AN UNFORGETTABLE AND SWEEPING FAMILY SAGA. From the author of the extraordinary #1 New York Times bestseller The Book Thief, I Am the Messenger is an acclaimed novel filled with laughter, fists, and love. A MICHAEL L. PRINTZ HONOR BOOK FIVE STARRED REVIEWS Ed Kennedy is an underage cabdriver without much of a future. He's pathetic at playing cards, hopelessly in love with his best friend, Audrey, and utterly devoted to his coffee-drinking dog, the Doorman. His life is one of peaceful routine and incompetence until he inadvertently stops a bank robbery. That's when the first ace arrives in the mail. That's when Ed becomes the messenger. Chosen to care, he makes his way through town helping and hurting (when necessary) until only one question remains: Who's behind Ed's mission?

It Fell from the Sky

It Fell from the Sky
Author: Terry Fan
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 54
Release: 2021-09-28
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1534457631

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From the creators of the critically acclaimed The Night Gardener and Ocean Meets Sky comes a whimsical and elegantly illustrated picture book about community, art, the importance of giving back—and the wonder that fell from the sky. It fell from the sky on a Thursday. None of the insects know where it came from, or what it is. Some say it’s an egg. Others, a gumdrop. But whatever it is, it fell near Spider’s house, so he’s convinced it belongs to him. Spider builds a wonderous display so that insects from far and wide can come look at the marvel. Spider has their best interests at heart. So what if he has to charge a small fee? So what if the lines are long? So what if no one can even see the wonder anymore? But what will Spider do after everyone stops showing up?

Life Is Short, Laundry Is Eternal

Life Is Short, Laundry Is Eternal
Author: Scott Benner
Publisher: Spry Publishing
Total Pages: 111
Release: 2013-03-12
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1938170164

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2013 Mom's Choice Awards® Winner MEN: Ever wonder about stay-at-home dads? What in the name of testosterone do they DO all day with those kids? I mean, are they really men at all, or are they some strange, invasive alien species, sent to Earth to defy and destroy all gender stereotypes?. WOMEN: Ever dream about stay-at-home dads? Do they really wash clothes, pick up after themselves, take great care of your kids, and have dinner waiting for you when you get home? There must be horrible, secret downside that they don’t warn you about, right?. Life Is Short, Laundry Is Eternal provides a rare glimpse into the natural habitat of this most mysterious and splendid of creatures, the North American Stay-at-Home Father (Paternus domesticus). Learn what motivates a man to pursue this noble occupation. Discover the countless joys and periodic sorrows that come with raising a family.. Witness the life and family of Scott Benner, author, activist, humorist, and 12-year stay-at-home dad. When Scott’s daughter, Arden, was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes at the age of two, his world took a sharp turn, but his positive outlook on life did not waver.. Scott’s colloquial wisdom will warm your heart while it challenges your ideas about parenting and gender roles in today’s household. Written from a truly unique point of view in a style both poignant and playful, Life Is Short, Laundry Is Eternal is an honest portrait of the modern family.

Last Lecture

Last Lecture
Author: Perfection Learning Corporation
Publisher: Turtleback
Total Pages:
Release: 2019
Genre:
ISBN: 9781663608192

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