The Quotable Douchebag

The Quotable Douchebag
Author:
Publisher: Quirk Books
Total Pages: 148
Release: 2014-12-30
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1594748128

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Did he really just say that?!? Douchebags have a gift for speaking the unspeakable. Vain, arrogant, brash, and clueless, they’re the worst the male species has to offer—and now their most outlandish statements have been compiled into a single volume. The Quotable Douchebag features dozens of boneheaded and tasteless remarks from actors, musicians, athletes, and politicians, including: David Hasselhoff: “There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.” Gene Simmons: “[I] don’t believe there’s any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like gymnasium.” Sean Hannity: “I’ll tell you who should be tortured and killed at Guantanamo: every filthy Democrat in the U.S. Congress.” And many, many more.

Microcrafts

Microcrafts
Author: Margaret Mcguire
Publisher: Quirk Books
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2013-09-10
Genre: Crafts & Hobbies
ISBN: 1594747032

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It is a small world, after all! Here are step-by-step instructions for making tiny teddy bears, little ladybugs, petite porcupines, itsy-bitsy bikinis, and much, much more! Microcrafts shows crafters how to create dozens of miniature treasures, each no larger than a spool of thread. No previous crafting experience or pricey materials are necessary—just a love of all things small!

Assholeology

Assholeology
Author: Steven B. Green
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2010-01-18
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1598699105

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Getting one's way requires the perpetrator to be cocky yet quietly confident, snide as well as sincere, sneaky while abrupt. Better men than most have failed miserably. This guide is the first to walk readers through the tricks of the trade and the numerous benefits the attitude reaps.

Casino Confidential

Casino Confidential
Author: Anonymous
Publisher: Quirk Books
Total Pages: 180
Release: 2015-11-24
Genre: Games & Activities
ISBN: 159474906X

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In Casino Confidential, a veteran pit boss and dealer (who must remain anonymous) takes readers behind the scenes to show where casinos are most vulnerable—and which bets are simply a waste of money. Through chapters on blackjack, Texas hold ’em, roulette, craps, baccarat, slot machines, and more, readers will learn: • Basic strategy for the most popular casino games • Five keys to successful gambling • Tips for identifying and maintaining positive streaks • Advice on money and bankroll management . . . and much more. Along the way, Anonymous shares examples and anecdotes gleaned from a career working as a pit boss and keeping high rollers under his thumb. You’ve been told again and again that the odds are stacked against players—but that doesn’t stop thousands of gamblers from winning big every day. Discover what they all have in common—and what the house doesn’t want you to know—in Casino Confidential.

The Quotable A**hole

The Quotable A**hole
Author: Eric Grzymkowski
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 357
Release: 2011-09-15
Genre: Reference
ISBN: 1440529078

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Whoever said, "sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you" never met an a**hole. Here, you'll find more than 1,200 of the most biting quotes, comments, and comebacks ever uttered, including: "I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence." --George Bernard Shaw "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein "If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you." --Muhammed Ali You won't just find quotes from typical a**holes like Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin, and Mark Twain, either. You'll also see what happens when practically perfect folks like Walt Disney, Mahatma Ghandi, and Audrey Hepburn lose their cool. So embrace your dark side and get ready to enjoy every over-confident, over-blown, over-the-top a**hole comment you'll ever need.

Don't Be a Douchebag: A Man's Guide to Etiquette

Don't Be a Douchebag: A Man's Guide to Etiquette
Author: Matthew James
Publisher: Engage Books
Total Pages: 188
Release: 2016-11-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781772260038

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What happens when the ultimate man writes the ultimate book? Matthew James doesn't know either. But he is a man, and he did write this book. This masterwork will help you identify the douchebag around you. From hippies, to greaseballs, and traffic cops. Drivers who use the middle finger as if it were a sixth gear. Politicians with inflated expense accounts. Pub-goers who chronically piss onto the floor, instead of into the urinal. Drunk drivers, meter maids, and freeloaders. And men who wear straight brimmed hats, or hang their pants below their ass. If any of these describe you, don't worry, this book will help you right your ways. Don't Be A Douchebag: A Man's Guide to Etiquette is more than just a mere book. It is a tool that can be used to smoothly guide you through life's bumpy journey. The book can teach, it can preach, and it can literally raise your children better than you can, figuratively speaking. A self-proclaimed "real man's" attempt to put the word man back into man, Matthew James has crafted a hilarious, if not irrelevant, book for the modern man. Not for the faint of heart or over-protective mothers, Don't be a Douchebag is an instant classic, sure to entertain from cover to cover.

Stop Being a Douche!

Stop Being a Douche!
Author: Joshua Gotte
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 62
Release: 2018-09-30
Genre:
ISBN: 9781724168054

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This is a simple book illustrating how to not be a douchebag. From personal experience, to recognizing a douchebag in yourself or someone you know, this book goes over many facts and discovery to help someone become self aware and maybe change their behavior to help everyone in their life.

The Love Experiment

The Love Experiment
Author: Ainslie Paton
Publisher: Carina Press
Total Pages: 218
Release: 2017-10-02
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1488081077

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Can you fall in love in thirty-six questions? The closest rookie lifestyle writer Derelie Honeywell gets to megastar reporter Jackson Haley is an accidental shoulder brush in The Courier’s elevator. That is, until the love experiment: a study designed to accelerate intimacy using thirty-six questions and four minutes of sustained eye contact. As far as Derelie is concerned, Jack Haley has always been a man best imagined in his underwear. He’s too intimidating otherwise. But participating in the love experiment is her make-or-break chance. With another round of layoffs looming, Derelie knows holding on to her job means getting the story no matter what. Even when the what is kissing Jack like a maniac. Jack Haley has zero interest in participating in a clickbait story. He didn’t plan on finding Derelie smart and feisty and being mesmerized by her eyes. He certainly had no intention at all of actually falling in love with her. The conclusion to this experiment? Thirty-six questions might lead to love, but finding the answer to happily-ever-after is a lot more complicated. This book is approximately 92,000 words One-click with confidence. This title is part of the Carina Press Romance Promise: all the romance you’re looking for with an HEA/HFN. It’s a promise!

We Are Called to Rise

We Are Called to Rise
Author: Laura McBride
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 320
Release: 2014-06-03
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1476738963

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Beyond the bright lights and casinos lies the real Las Vegas where four lives will be brought together by one split-second choice.

Worth the Wait

Worth the Wait
Author: Karelia Stetz-Waters
Publisher: Forever Yours
Total Pages: 253
Release: 2018-06-19
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1538727048

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A second chance at first love . . . For fifteen years, Avery Crown tried to forget her best friend Merritt Lessing. The late nights studying, the whispered confidences, and the little touches that never turned into something more. Unfortunately, her efforts have not been as successful as her TV career as the queen of home renovation. So when she runs into Merritt at their high school reunion, Avery asks for one night with the woman she's always wanted . . . Merritt spent high school pining after Avery, but never made a move-their friendship meant too much. The one time it seemed things might change, Avery chose her budding career. So Merritt did the same, throwing herself into her remodeling business. Now Avery's back, and while Merritt still hasn't forgiven her for walking away the first time, they can't keep their hands off each other. But when their professional paths cross, and it seems like Avery is choosing her career once again, Merritt will have to decide if she's willing to let go of the past and give herself a second chance with her first love. "Highly recommended." -- Library Journal