The Poo Bomb

The Poo Bomb
Author: Jeff Vogel
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 278
Release: 2005-03
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 9780740750458
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Author Jeff Vogel did not go into parenthood with any delusions. He knew that he would love his daughter, and that was terrifying. What if he screwed up? And he knew that life with a baby would be different, that it would be filled with an endless stream of filthy diapers, unexplained wailing, and sleepless nights. Not to mention no sex. The parenting books painted a picture of smart, communicative babies and mindless, limitless joy, but he knew they were lying to him. So he wrote his own book. The Poo Bomb: True Tales of Parental Terror recounts, in a no-punches-pulled style, the first year of life of Cordelia, Jeff's freshly hatched, gooey human girl. The first year of parenthood isn't about joy or fulfillment. It is about menial labor, wiping up human waste, and marking time until the kid is old enough to run and play and thank you for its life. Jeff chronicles the journey through the morass of year one week by week. Rich with irreverent honesty and humor, The Poo Bomb is the reality show of parenting books: It reflects what most parents have sometimes guiltily felt about their not-so-delightful bundles of joy.

Ninja Poo Gets Revenge

Ninja Poo Gets Revenge
Author: Zuni Blue
Publisher: Saved Press
Total Pages: 24
Release: 2013-08-08
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN:
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The D-twin Adventures continue with Ninja Poo Gets Revenge, an action-packed short story. Dixon's dad told him to put the dog poo in the bin. He should've listened. Now Dixon and Daria must face Ninja Poo and his deadly weapons in the stinkiest, messiest fight in history! ---- Relevant words or phrases that describe this book: monster story book, children’s horror books, ninja books for kids

The Inconceivable Adventures of Cabbage Boy

The Inconceivable Adventures of Cabbage Boy
Author: Steven London
Publisher: FriesenPress
Total Pages: 72
Release: 2014-12-02
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1460259238
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The second book in The Inconceivable Adventures of Cabbage Boy series finds our hero, Ralph Spitzle, a.k.a. Cabbage Boy, recovering from his great battle against the evil Cabbage Roller. The start of school brings the hope for normal after the summer's insanity. Ralph soon discovers that Grade 5 will be a difficult year. Hiding his secret identity from his friends is hard. Handling the return of an old friend is harder. But the sudden appearance of a super villain who challenges everything that is important to Ralph shakes him to the core......

Everything's Perfect

Everything's Perfect
Author: Nicole Kennedy
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
Total Pages: 389
Release: 2021-06-10
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1800240155
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'Funny, timely and absolutely pitch perfect. I loved this unfiltered look at the world of influencers.' Clare Mackintosh Get ready for an Insta-Perfect Christmas! Cassie Holliday is at the top of her game. A glamorous wife and mother with 1.3 million Instagram followers, she posts images of her gorgeous husband and cute twins online every day. But it's not easy living the perfect life, and never more so than at Christmas. There aren't enough hand-stitched stocking advent calendars in the world that can gloss over the reality: Cassie's marriage is at breaking point, her finances are precarious and, for the first time in years, no brands want to sponsor her insta-perfect Christmas decor. When she befriends Beth, a quiet new mum who doesn't follow social media, Cassie can finally be herself. Beth only knows the real her: the tired mum who wants to snuggle in her pyjamas and drink wine by the fire. But then Cassie discovers Beth has a secret social media account, and offline friendship tips into online rivalry... Join Cassie, Beth and the rest of the flawed but lovable gang of Insta-Parents as they navigate the festive season... come December, who will be top of the (Christmas) tree? Praise for Everything's Perfect: 'Thought provoking, fluid, vivid... and a reminder to us all that our inside lives rarely reflect what we show on the outside. I loved it.' Lia Louis, author of Eight Perfect Hours 'I couldn't put it down... Nicole Kennedy writes so brilliantly about the weird world we live in.' Lucy Vine, author of Bad Choices 'A witty, no-filter glance at the reality of becoming – and remaining – a social media influencer.' Louise Hare, author of This Lovely City 'A fresh, eye-opening look into the fascinating world of "insta mums".' Katy Colins, author of The Best is Yet to Come 'A smart and thought-provoking read about friendship, parenting and the pressure to appear perfect... Witty and relatable.' Holly Miller 'If you have any interest at all in the strange world of "influencers", this book is The One... I felt like I'd been spied on. Thought provoking and laugh out loud funny. A perfect summer read.' Sarah Turner

The Pet Poo Pocket Guide

The Pet Poo Pocket Guide
Author: Rose Seemann
Publisher: New Society Publishers
Total Pages: 179
Release: 2015-05-01
Genre: House & Home
ISBN: 1550925881
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Get the scoop on reducing the environmental footprint of your furry friends Eighty-three million dogs and ninety-six million cats call the United States home. Dogs alone produce enough waste to fill more than 1,091 football fields 1 foot deep in a single year. Add billions of plastic pick-up bags to the mix and season well with tons of litter box waste. Scoop a hefty portion into local landfills and seal it tightly to ensure optimal methane production. Clearly, this is a recipe for disaster. Dog and cat owners who trash their pets' offerings daily are in denial about how much waste is produced and what happens to it. Those who want to make the responsible choice often turn to the internet, only to find misleading, confusing, and contradictory information. The Pet Poo Pocket Guide will help you reduce your pet's environmental paw print with: Best practices for cycling pet waste back to nature Suggestions on how to tailor your approach based on location, situation, weather, needs, or available time Instructions for using your composted pet waste safely to enrich your soil and nourish ornamental plants With recycling tactics clearly indicated as "easy," "moderate," or "demanding," The Pet Poo Pocket Guide offers something for everyone. This no-nonsense guide is a must-read for any pet owner who is concerned about the environmental impact of their best friend, and is seeking a safe and practical solution. Rose Seemann is the owner and operator of EnviroWagg, a company dedicated to collecting and composting canine waste into safe, nutrient-rich garden soil.

Icky Poo Book

Icky Poo Book
Author: Klutz Press
Publisher:
Total Pages: 64
Release: 2007-08
Genre: Games & Activities
ISBN: 9781591742418
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The Official Icky Poo Book is a collection of 36 only-from-Klutz activities designed around this wonder of weird science. It comes with two irresistible ropes of what scientists like to call an "elastomeric gelatinous compound." Games such as Icky Poo Plop, Frog Tongue Darts, and the ever-exciting Hold It & Scream allow for solo challenges or mob madness.

WIZARD ISLAND Child of the Orb

WIZARD ISLAND Child of the Orb
Author: Terry Morris
Publisher: Terrence Thomas Morris
Total Pages: 315
Release: 2019-11-25
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:
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A magical orb. A two-hundred-year prophecy destined to change everything. And three squabbling siblings. When a seven-foot Enchanter and his three-inch sidekick arrive at the front door, Casper, a scrawny little runt with a monstrous fart, his bossy sister Charlotte, and egghead brother Dexter discover they are wizards and that one of them, as foretold in a centuries-old prophecy, is the Child of the Orb and destined to become the most powerful wizard in the universe. But first this oddball bunch of unlikely heroes must embark on a perilous journey to find the Orb that's been lost for two hundred years. Fail and the enchanted world will be lost forever. This delightful fantasy tale is perfect for young readers and equally perfect for grown-ups too. Funny, scary, magical, and just a little bit smelly, the first book in the Wizard Island saga ends with a satisfying bang while leaving the door open for more adventures to come...

You Don't Know Sh*t

You Don't Know Sh*t
Author: Doug Mayer
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
Total Pages: 225
Release: 2011-08-02
Genre: Health & Fitness
ISBN: 1429984112
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A brilliant miscellany of all things scatalogical "You Don't Know Sh*t glides from the sublime heights of human ingenuity to the lowest of the lower depths. It's the ultimate human journey."—Frederick Kaufman, author of Wasteland It's part of all of our lives. But how much do you really know about poop, scat, sh*t, excrement? From the historical to the scientific, the cultural to the gross, You Don't Know Sh*t packs a load of solid information into one tidy volume: --how great civilizations have pooped through the ages --why some poop floats and other poop sinks --the final word on whether people have individual brands of bathroom smells --what your sh*t (and sh*tting style) says about you --how astronauts poop in space --a complete glossary of terms and euphemisms for man's most fundamental function --fun facts about everything from the first flush, the famous Thomas Crapper, and the differences in bathroom basics around the world --a cloud's worth of information about farts, too!

Wandering Time

Wandering Time
Author: Luis Alberto Urrea
Publisher: University of Arizona Press
Total Pages: 146
Release: 1999-01-01
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 9780816518661
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Fleeing a failed marriage and haunted by ghosts of his past, Luis Alberto Urrea jumped into his car several years ago and headed west. Driving cross-country with a cat named Rest Stop, Urrea wandered the West from one year's Spring through the next. Hiking into aspen forests where leaves "shiver and tinkle like bells" and poking alongside creeks in the Rockies, he sought solace and wisdom. In the forested mountains he learned not only the names of trees—he learned how to live. As nature opened Urrea's eyes, writing opened his heart. In journal entries that sparkle with discovery, Urrea ruminates on music, poetry, and the landscape. With wonder and spontaneity, he relates tales of marmots, geese, bears, and fellow travelers. He makes readers feel mountain air "so crisp you feel you could crunch it in your mouth" and reminds us all to experience the magic and healing of small gestures, ordinary people, and common creatures. Urrea has been heralded as one of the most talented writers of his generation. In poems, novels, and nonfiction, he has explored issues of family, race, language, and poverty with candor, compassion, and often astonishing power. Wandering Time offers his most intimate work to date, a luminous account of his own search for healing and redemption.

The Other Dark Matter

The Other Dark Matter
Author: Lina Zeldovich
Publisher: University of Chicago Press
Total Pages: 268
Release: 2021-11-19
Genre: Science
ISBN: 022661557X
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The history of human waste. How I learned to love the excrement; The early history of human excreta; Treasure nigh soil as if it were gold!; The water closet dilemma and the sewage farm paradigm; Germs, fertilizer, and the poop police -- The present: a sludge revolution in progress. The great sewage time bomb and the redistribution of nutrients on the planet; Loowatt, a loo that turns waste into watts; The crap that cooks your dinner and container-based sanitation; HomeBiogas : your personal digester in a box; Made in New York; Lystek, the home of sewage smoothies; How DC water makes biosolids BLOOM; From biosolids to biofuels -- The future of medicine and other things; Poop : the best (and cheapest medicine; Looking where the sun doesn't shine; From the kindness of one's gut : an insider look into stool banks -- Afterword : breathing poetry into poop.