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Author | : Scott Dikkers |
Publisher | : Crown |
Total Pages | : 178 |
Release | : 1999 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0609804618 |
Download Our Dumb Century Book in PDF, Epub and Kindle
The Onion has quickly become the world's most popular humor publication, misinforming half a million readers a week with one-of-a-kind social satire both in print (on newsstands nationwide) and online from its remote office in Madison, Wisconsin. Witness the march of history as Editor-in-Chief Scott Dikkers and The Onion's award-winning writing staff present the twentieth century like you've never seen it before.
Author | : Scott Dikkers |
Publisher | : Crown |
Total Pages | : 178 |
Release | : 2000 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 0609804634 |
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The Onion is the world's most popular humor periodical. Its first book, Our Dumb Century, was a New York Times #1 best-seller and winner of the 1999 Thurber Prize for American Humor. Now The Onion returns with Volume One of the paper's greatest, most hard-hitting stories, including: --Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia: Operation Vowel Storm Will Make Countless Bosnian Names More Pronounceable --Jesus Christ Returns to NBA --Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes --I Can't Stand My Filthy Hippy Owner by Thunder the Ferret
Author | : Robert Siegel |
Publisher | : Random House Digital, Inc. |
Total Pages | : 178 |
Release | : 2001 |
Genre | : American wit and humor |
ISBN | : 0609808346 |
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"The Onion is laugh-out-loud, go-tell-your-friends, get-angry-you-didn't-think-of-it funny." -Conan O'Brien "Outside of maybe Dario Fo, an Italian who few are sure exists, the Onion people make the most consistently perfect and excoriating social commentary we currently have. But will those Nobel bastards honor them, too? Only God, our merciless and just God, knows." -Dave Eggers "The funniest publication in the United States." -The New Yorker "This publication is tasteless and destructive to our shared values. Read it for yourself and you'll see what I mean. Seriously, what else could make me laugh-much less laugh uproariously-while being offended week after week after week?" -Al Gore "The Onion is the funniest thing in news since Dan Rather's spooky stare." -Matt Groening "Brutal satire that rushes into the far reaches of race, class, sexuality, and culture where many publications-and critics-fear to tread." -Chicago Tribune "The Onion, unlike any other entity in our media culture, offers a refreshingly honest look at our complicated life." -Ken Burns
Author | : The Onion Staff |
Publisher | : Quirk Books |
Total Pages | : 148 |
Release | : 2011-10-25 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1594745420 |
Download The Onion Presents: Christmas Exposed Book in PDF, Epub and Kindle
Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without impulse-priced holiday gift books—and now The Onion has unleashed its award-winning team of investigative journalists upon the genre. Christmas Exposed features more than one hundred shocking tales of Secret Santas, shopping mall mayhem, dysfunctional family dinners, and much, much more.
Author | : The Onion |
Publisher | : Little, Brown |
Total Pages | : 259 |
Release | : 2012-10-23 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 031613323X |
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Are you a witless cretin with no reason to live? Would you like to know more about every piece of knowledge ever? Do you have cash? Then congratulations, because just in time for the death of the print industry as we know it comes the final book ever published, and the only one you will ever need: The Onion's compendium of all things known. Replete with an astonishing assemblage of facts, illustrations, maps, charts, threats, blood, and additional fees to edify even the most simple-minded book-buyer, The Onion Book of Known Knowledge is packed with valuable information -- such as the life stages of an Aunt; places to kill one's self in Utica, New York; and the dimensions of a female bucket, or "pail." With hundreds of entries for all 27 letters of the alphabet, The Onion Book of Known Knowledge must be purchased immediately to avoid the sting of eternal ignorance.
Author | : The Onion |
Publisher | : Scribner |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2009-11-03 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781439156926 |
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From The Birth Of A Nation To The Death Of Journalism Since its founding by a bloodthirsty tyrant in 1756, The Onion has not merely changed the way we think about the news -- it has changed whether we think about the news at all. As the first decade of this new millennium draws to a close, Our Front Pages shows us the first thing that presidents, kings, prime ministers, and popes saw when they opened their eyes each morning for the last 21 years. Now you, the common reader and citizen, can see what they saw and be as informed as they were with this important retrospective of the past two decades. You, too, will realize what generations before have realized and generations yet unborn will some day realize in turn: The Onion is not merely the chronicle of America. The Onion is America.
Author | : Scott Dikkers |
Publisher | : Crown Archetype |
Total Pages | : 178 |
Release | : 2007-09-25 |
Genre | : American wit and humor |
ISBN | : 0307393577 |
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The staff of The Onion presents a satirical collection of mock headlines and news stories, including an account of the Pentagon's development of an A-bomb-resistant desk for schoolchildren.
Author | : The Staff of The Onion |
Publisher | : Quirk Books |
Total Pages | : 148 |
Release | : 2012-01-31 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 1594745552 |
Download The Onion Presents: Love, Sex, and Other Natural Disasters Book in PDF, Epub and Kindle
Here are more than one hundred news stories of high-school sweethearts, college hook-ups, dating disasters, weddings, divorces, and restraining orders. From “18-Year-Old Miraculously Finds Soulmate in Hometown” to “Couple Forgets 70th Wedding Anniversary,” these reports capture the heartbreak and hilarity of the human experience.
Author | : Robert Siegel |
Publisher | : |
Total Pages | : 264 |
Release | : 2004 |
Genre | : American wit and humor |
ISBN | : 9780752225463 |
Download The Onion Ad Nauseam Book in PDF, Epub and Kindle
Part of the 'Onion Ad Nauseam' series, this book includes every news story, opinion piece, news-in-brief, horoscope - in fact, every last word published in 'The Onion' between October 2002 and October 2003.
Author | : The Onion |
Publisher | : Little, Brown |
Total Pages | : 278 |
Release | : 2014-11-04 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 031625648X |
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From America's Finest News Source comes a compilation of the most important, most influential, and glossiest magazine covers ever produced by the hand of humankind. Seen by tens of billions worldwide, these are the unforgettable Onion Magazine covers that altered the course of human history and radically redefined your trivial life anew every weekend. Profound philosophical questions, the thoughts of leading cultural luminaries, harsh truths of existence, remorseless personal attacks -- you will encounter full-color graphical representations of all of these within this handsome volume. Whether you are a connoisseur of pretty pictures or are new to looking at images, The Onion Magazine: The Iconic Covers that Transformed an Undeserving World is sure to give you, the feebleminded consumer, far more pleasure than you have any earthly right to experience.