The Onion Ad Nauseam

The Onion Ad Nauseam
Author: Robert Siegel
Publisher: Three Rivers Press (CA)
Total Pages: 273
Release: 2002
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1400047242

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An anthology encompassing hundreds of articles from September 2000 through September 2001 includes "No Jennifer Lopez News Today" and such post-September 11 works as "Hijackers Surprised to Find Selves in Hell."

The Onion Ad Nauseam

The Onion Ad Nauseam
Author: Robert Siegel
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2004
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781400054558

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All The News That's Fit to Reprint The latest book in the New York Times bestselling Onion Ad Nauseam series includes every news story, opinion piece, news-in-brief, horoscope...yes, every last word that appeared in The Onion between October 2002 and October 2003. Here they are at last: all the issues of The Onion that you missed because you had a life to live. And each page takes 0.0 seconds to load! Fanfare for the Area Man: The Onion Ad Nauseam Complete News Archives, Volume 15 is packed with material no longer available online or anywhere else. Look for a new volume every year.

The Onion Ad Nauseam

The Onion Ad Nauseam
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 272
Release: 2003
Genre: American wit and humor
ISBN:

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The Onion Presents Homeland Insecurity

The Onion Presents Homeland Insecurity
Author: Scott Dikkers
Publisher: Random House Digital, Inc.
Total Pages: 322
Release: 2006
Genre: American wit and humor
ISBN: 030733984X

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Hot off the reprint presses! Onion fans hear this! Homeland Insecurity is the largest collection of award-winning journalism from America's Finest News Source ever released, and that means you must buy it! Featuring every brilliantly biting article printed in The Onion between November 2004 and December 2005, a time in our country's history ripe for further examination by America's Finest News Source, Homeland Insecurity collects all the news reporting you were too lazy to read when it first appeared, now delivered in a handy single volume that will fit perfectly on the bookshelf of your dorm, ward, or cell. Homeland Insecurity is Volume 17 in the always bestselling and always entertaining Onion series. The Onion is the world's most popular humor publication, with more than 3.8 million weekly visitors to its website (theonion.com) and a print circulation of more than 500,000. More than a million copies of its various books have been sold to date, beginning with Our Dumb Century, which was a #1 New York Times bestseller and winner of the Thurber Prize for American Humor.

Our Dumb Century

Our Dumb Century
Author: Scott Dikkers
Publisher: Crown
Total Pages: 178
Release: 1999
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0609804618

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The Onion has quickly become the world's most popular humor publication, misinforming half a million readers a week with one-of-a-kind social satire both in print (on newsstands nationwide) and online from its remote office in Madison, Wisconsin. Witness the march of history as Editor-in-Chief Scott Dikkers and The Onion's award-winning writing staff present the twentieth century like you've never seen it before.

The Onion Ad Nauseam

The Onion Ad Nauseam
Author: Robert Siegel
Publisher:
Total Pages: 276
Release: 2003
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781400049615

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All The News That's Fit to Reprint Get ready for another year of award-winning journalism from The Onion, America's Finest News Source. The Onion Ad Nauseam: Complete News Archives, Volume 14 collects every article that The Onion published between November 2001 and October 2002, including opinion pieces, horoscopes, and your favorite columns from all of the Onion regulars. The Onion Ad Nauseam: Complete News Archives, Volume 14 is packed with material no longer available online or anywhere else. Look for a new volume every year.

Ad Nauseam

Ad Nauseam
Author: Robert Siegel
Publisher: Boxtree, Limited
Total Pages: 272
Release: 2003
Genre: American wit and humor
ISBN: 9780752215877

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The Onion team is back with more deadpan headlines, opinion pieces, news in brief . . . in fact every last damn word published by America’s Finest News Source™ in the past year. This is their fifth book and the second in a series of complete yearly roundups - the previous 12 months’ editions, and not available online - with all the news The Onion brought to the masses in their fourteenth year. From the cutting edge of world events came, ‘US Urges Bin Laden To Form Nation It Can Attack’, ‘President Urges Calm Restraint Among Nation's Ballad Singers’ and ‘Eight Million Americans Rescued From Poverty With Redefinition Of Term’. Not forgetting old favourites, the team also found time to champion stories like ‘Pepsi Super Bowl Ad Raises Worldwide Pepsi-Awareness 0.00000000001 Percent’ and ‘Ünited Stätes Toughens Image With Umlauts’. The Onion Ad Nauseam Volume 14 is back to bring you pure Onion, wrapping it’s cultural commentary and loony anecdotes in the language of a suburban daily. Still the original and best way to take a humorous look at world events, this will appeal to anyone with a sense of humour . . . except maybe if you work in politics.

The Onion Book of Known Knowledge

The Onion Book of Known Knowledge
Author: The Onion
Publisher: Little, Brown
Total Pages: 259
Release: 2012-10-23
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 031613323X

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Are you a witless cretin with no reason to live? Would you like to know more about every piece of knowledge ever? Do you have cash? Then congratulations, because just in time for the death of the print industry as we know it comes the final book ever published, and the only one you will ever need: The Onion's compendium of all things known. Replete with an astonishing assemblage of facts, illustrations, maps, charts, threats, blood, and additional fees to edify even the most simple-minded book-buyer, The Onion Book of Known Knowledge is packed with valuable information -- such as the life stages of an Aunt; places to kill one's self in Utica, New York; and the dimensions of a female bucket, or "pail." With hundreds of entries for all 27 letters of the alphabet, The Onion Book of Known Knowledge must be purchased immediately to avoid the sting of eternal ignorance.

Our Front Pages

Our Front Pages
Author: The Onion
Publisher: Scribner
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2009-11-03
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781439156926

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From The Birth Of A Nation To The Death Of Journalism Since its founding by a bloodthirsty tyrant in 1756, The Onion has not merely changed the way we think about the news -- it has changed whether we think about the news at all. As the first decade of this new millennium draws to a close, Our Front Pages shows us the first thing that presidents, kings, prime ministers, and popes saw when they opened their eyes each morning for the last 21 years. Now you, the common reader and citizen, can see what they saw and be as informed as they were with this important retrospective of the past two decades. You, too, will realize what generations before have realized and generations yet unborn will some day realize in turn: The Onion is not merely the chronicle of America. The Onion is America.