I Love You Like No Otter

I Love You Like No Otter
Author: Rose Rossner
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages: 26
Release: 2020-01-07
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1728225736

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A USA Today bestseller! Give hedgehugs and kisses to your little squeakheart with this pun-tastic, funny baby book, the perfect Easter gift or for any occasion! There's no better way to say "I love you" than with a sweet and heartfelt animal pun book! I Love You Like No Otter combines a warm message of love with beautifully illustrated animals families will love to read and share together. From baby shower gifts for new parents to bedtime read alouds all year long, this adorable board book is purrfect for anyone you love beary much! I love you like no otter. You truly are the best. My special little squeakheart, a step above the rest. The best book for: Babies and toddlers ages 0-3. Made just for their little hands! Valentine's Day, Mother's, or Father's Day gifts Baby shower gifts for new parents Holiday stocking or Easter basket stuffers Birthdays and other special moments all year long and more! More charming stories from Punderland, the perfect gift for any occasion: I Love You Slow Much You Make My Heart Go Vroom! Somebunny Loves You I Love You More, Babysaur Donut Give Up

The Joy of Being Online All the F*cking Time: The Art of Losing Your Mind (Literally)

The Joy of Being Online All the F*cking Time: The Art of Losing Your Mind (Literally)
Author: Jennifer McCartney
Publisher: The Countryman Press
Total Pages: 93
Release: 2020-11-17
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1682684660

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From the author of The Joy of Leaving Your Sh*t All Over the Place, comes a defense of screen time. We’re inundated with advice on how to cut back on our screen time, and urged instead to embrace nature, human relationships, and being present in the moment. But has anyone actually considered those realities? They sound like a lot of work. In her new book, Jennifer McCartney gives thanks for phones, iPads, laptops, the menu tablets at Chili’s, and all screens everywhere. We can now follow a baby alpaca on a webcam, watch a viral video on TikTok, find an ex on Facebook, measure our pupillary distances, answer any question without engaging our brains—there’s so much to learn, with little to no effort. The Internet practically runs itself! We use it for work, for family, for research. We’re really, really good at being online! And that’s something to celebrate. With her usual balance of pithy wisdom, aptitude tests, and hilarious commentary, McCartney embraces our new reality. After all, as Descartes might have said, “I scroll, therefore I am.”

Being a Beast

Being a Beast
Author: Charles Foster
Publisher: Macmillan + ORM
Total Pages: 223
Release: 2016-06-21
Genre: Nature
ISBN: 1627796347

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A passionate naturalist explores what it’s really like to be an animal—by living like them How can we ever be sure that we really know the other? To test the limits of our ability to inhabit lives that are not our own, Charles Foster set out to know the ultimate other: the non-humans, the beasts. And to do that, he tried to be like them, choosing a badger, an otter, a fox, a deer, and a swift. He lived alongside badgers for weeks, sleeping in a sett in a Welsh hillside and eating earthworms, learning to sense the landscape through his nose rather than his eyes. He caught fish in his teeth while swimming like an otter; rooted through London garbage cans as an urban fox; was hunted by bloodhounds as a red deer, nearly dying in the snow. And he followed the swifts on their migration route over the Strait of Gibraltar, discovering himself to be strangely connected to the birds. A lyrical, intimate, and completely radical look at the life of animals—human and other—Being a Beast mingles neuroscience and psychology, nature writing and memoir to cross the boundaries separating the species. It is an extraordinary journey full of thrills and surprises, humor and joy. And, ultimately, it is an inquiry into the human experience in our world, carried out by exploring the full range of the life around us.

The Little Book of Sloth Philosophy (The Little Animal Philosophy Books)

The Little Book of Sloth Philosophy (The Little Animal Philosophy Books)
Author: Jennifer McCartney
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 166
Release: 2018-08-23
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0008304831

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Relax, unwind and soak up the wisdom of the sloth with the slowest page turner you’ll ever read.

The Best Things to Scream Into

The Best Things to Scream Into
Author: Orson Spooring
Publisher: Ten Speed Press
Total Pages: 64
Release: 2020-10-20
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1984859617

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From wildly popular humor site Obvious Plant, the perfect book for channeling your anger, anxiety, and ennui into laughter! A gag gift hit at any white elephant party! Includes over 50 things to scream into! Screaming is an important part of our everyday lives. Whether at home, work, or play, we are constantly being bombarded with daily stresses. Make your screams more fun with this diverse selection of the best things to scream into! From old favorites to new and unique screaming experiences, you will discover a variety of exciting options that are guaranteed to improve your frequent screaming sessions. Find your favorite! • The Grand Canyon (Nature's most beautiful place to scream) • The Hole in a Freshly Toasted Bagel (That is what the hole is for.) • The Library (The forbidden scream) • Your Ex-Wife's Sweater That Still Smells Like Her (Please come back Amy.) • A Glass Jar So You Can Save Your Screams for Later (Scream storage is important.) • Baby Monitor (Shut up baby. I am trying to sleep.) • And more! With more than 50 creative suggestions, even the most anguished among us will uncover a treasure trove of ideas that is guaranteed to expand our screaming horizons.

Animal Friends: Things That Go Fast & Slow

Animal Friends: Things That Go Fast & Slow
Author: Little Genius Books
Publisher: Little Genius Books
Total Pages: 12
Release: 2021-07-27
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9781953344205

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Kids will go wild for these stylish board books with tabs that introduce simple opposites. Children will learn the concept of opposites with these adorable animal friends! Join the colorful and silly animals driving cars fast while other ride their bicycles slow or flying their airplanes fast and riding in their slow hot-air balloons. Animal Friends: Things That Go Fast & Slow teaches children the difference between the two words in a world where wild animals ride in dump trucks and use wheelbarrows, speed through the water in boats and paddle their kayaks, and more. Children will love finding their favorite critters, while also locating the items on perfectly sized tabs for little fingers. A wonderful introduction to basic concepts.

The Little Winter Book of Gnomes

The Little Winter Book of Gnomes
Author: Kirsten Sevig
Publisher: The Countryman Press
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2019-10-29
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 1682684792

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A cozy book of gnomes (and gnomes), just in time for the holidays Kirsten Sevig grew up hearing about little gnomes in great Nordic folktales. When she realized that a “gnome” was also another word for a proverb, she brought the two together. The result is a charming collection of Scandinavian wisdom accented by whimsical illustrations. There are gnome women chopping wood (“chop your own wood and it will warm you twice”), men surreptitiously knitting (“two balls of yarn are better than one”), and gnome kids making snow angels, skiing, and more. In The Little Winter Book of Gnomes, Sevig invites readers into a cozy wonderland of her own prolific imagination. With recipes for holiday favorites like mulled cider and gingerbread, this book is the perfect gift to inspire readers to take joy in all of winter’s little happy-makers.

Otter and Odder

Otter and Odder
Author: James Howe
Publisher: Candlewick Press
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2012-10-09
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 076364174X

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When Otter falls in love with his food source, a fish named Myrtle, he must decide whether to follow the way of the otter or the way of his heart.

I Puffin Love You: Hilarious Animal Puns to Help You Share the Love

I Puffin Love You: Hilarious Animal Puns to Help You Share the Love
Author: HarperCollins
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 70
Release: 2021-02-04
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 0008455554

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What better way to say how you feel than with a collection of cute and paw-sitive af-fur-mations?