The Fart Before Christmas
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| Author | : Catherine Adams |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 54 |
| Release | : 2017-10-21 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781978458420 |
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A funny Christmas Poem and Coloring Book full of farts, fun and laughter It's a 2017 New Christmas book that will be fun for the whole family! It's a farting coloring book for kids with farting animals, Christmas farting scenes to color and a funny poem based on the classic "The night before Christmas" 2017 Best Selling New Christmas Coloring Book for Kids and Adults! Each page has a funny rhyming line and opposite is a matching coloring page: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was farting, even the mouse! So much smelly gas floated throughout the air, it's amazing the neighbors didn't cry 'It's not fair!" Kids will laugh while reading the poem and coloring the accompanying coloring pages. Adults will love the poem and laugh at the pictures. Brighten up someone's Christmas with this funny Christmas farting coloring book!This is a funny Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and Children. It's a funny Christmas gift for kids and adults that will bring a smile to any Grinch! A funny farting rhyme book based on the Classic Poem by Clement Moore - The Night before Christmas. The children are farting, Santa is farting, the cat, dog and even the mouse are farting. It's a book full of farting fun. Cute and funny illustrations for coloring are bound to get a laugh out of anyone. There are plenty of farting animals to color - reindeer, dogs, cats and mice. Plus Santa, snowman and even the house. This is the perfect: White Elephant giftChristmas gag gift Christmas coloring book for kids Christmas coloring book for adultsfunny adult stocking stuffer funny co-worker present funny teacher gift, or present for anyone who loves Christmas and finds farting amusing! Now a Best Selling Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and for Kids! Good clean Christmas fun! Perfect for all ages! Christmas Book for Children Christmas Coloring Book for Adults!
| Author | : Adam Wallace |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 24 |
| Release | : 2019-10 |
| Genre | : Animals |
| ISBN | : 9781743830055 |
Download 'Twas the Fart Before Christmas Book in PDF, Epub and Kindle
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Even though that mouse was curled up, fast asleep The pong from its butt made everyone weep. What a stinky Christmas! But who has done the biggest fart of all?
| Author | : Olaf Falafel |
| Publisher | : HarperCollins Children's Books |
| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2019-10-03 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9780008339456 |
Download Father Christmas Heard a Fart Book in PDF, Epub and Kindle
The side-splitting festive follow-up to Old MacDonald Heard a Fart, from hilarious picture book superstar, Olaf Falafel. "Father Christmas heard a fart ... E-I-E-I-O!" Father Christmas is getting ready to deliver the presents - but he keeps getting distracted by some VERY rude noises! Who keeps FARTING?! Could such a big noise actually be coming from someone rather small...' More windy fun is in store in this brilliant picture book by the sensational Olaf Falafel. Featuring helpful do-it-yourself instructions so you can fart along to your heart's content and drive your family nuts during the holidays, it's set to be the ultimate stocking filler for Christmas! Fans of The Dinosaur That Pooped series will love this tongue-in-cheek Christmas tale. Perfect for ages 4 and up.
| Author | : Zoe Foster Blake |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2020-01-14 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1524791903 |
Download No One Likes a Fart Book in PDF, Epub and Kindle
Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
| Author | : Humor Heals Us |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 36 |
| Release | : 2020-11-27 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 9781953399144 |
Download Fritz the Farting Reindeer Saves Christmas Book in PDF, Epub and Kindle
Fritz doesn't know it, but he's a big part of saving Christmas this year. Rudolph's red nose has stopped shining. Now, Santa has no light to guide him. How will he find his way to the children's homes? A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Perfect for Thanksgiving, Christmas, or anytime of the year! Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com
| Author | : M. Lott |
| Publisher | : Independently Published |
| Total Pages | : 92 |
| Release | : 2018-10-28 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781729081709 |
Download The Farting Christmas Coloring Book Book in PDF, Epub and Kindle
A Christmas coloring book that will have everyone laughing and holding their noses! Inside the pages of this new holiday masterpiece, you will find 22 cute and funny illustrations, perfect for discerning coloring artists of all ages. Sillying farting fun includes pictures of: cute Christmas animals Santa Claus Gingerbread Man Sugar Plum Fairy Christmas Elves Snowman Reindeer and more! Each illustration is included in the coloring book twice, for double the fun -- 44 coloring pages in all! Color them all yourself or share with a friend. The Farting Christmas Coloring Book makes a great gift, can serve as an icebreaker on a first date, and will help you win any white elephant gift exchange! Don't be afraid. Pick up a copy today. *** The Farting Christmas Coloring Book is the latest creation from the mind of M.T. Lott, the best-selling illustrator of the Farting Animals Coloring Book.
| Author | : Jane Bexley |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 36 |
| Release | : 2020-10-27 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : |
Download Freddie The Farting Snowman Book in PDF, Epub and Kindle
Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list
| Author | : Catherine Catherine Adams |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 53 |
| Release | : 2019-10-23 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781700466907 |
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A funny Christmas Poem full of farts, fun and laughter ! New for 2019 - the Full Color Story Version! (the coloring book version has a red cover) It's a Christmas book that will be fun for the whole family! It's a farting story book for kids and adults based on the classic "The night before Christmas" Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was farting, even the mouse! So much smelly gas floated throughout the air, it's amazing the neighbors didn't cry 'It's not fair!" Kids and Adults will love the poem and laugh at the pictures. The children are farting, Santa is farting, the snowmen and reindeer are farting, the cat, dog and even the mouse are farting. It's a book full of farting fun. Cute and funny illustrations are bound to get a laugh out of anyone. This is the perfect gift for anyone who loves Christmas and finds farting amusing! Good clean Christmas fun! Perfect for all ages! Order today and brighten up someone's Christmas with this funny Christmas farting story book!
| Author | : Humor Heals Us |
| Publisher | : Humor Heals Us |
| Total Pages | : 36 |
| Release | : 2020-09-24 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781953399175 |
Download Fritz the Farting Reindeer Book in PDF, Epub and Kindle
Leading up to the BIG day, Santa must choose his Christmas crew. Fritz the Reindeer is one of the contenders but he has a small problem: He has gas. Will Fritz make the team? Join Fritz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com.
| Author | : Tim Miller |
| Publisher | : HarperCollins Australia |
| Total Pages | : 36 |
| Release | : 2012-11-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1743096682 |
Download There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts (Fart Monster and Friends) Book in PDF, Epub and Kindle
From the mega-bestselling creators of Fart Monster and Friends comes your favourite characters, now in paperback! There is a monster under my bed who farts. You don't want to use the bathroom after him... Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause... Written and illustrated by superstar duo, Tim Miller and Matt Stanton, this book will have you rolling all over the floor laughing. PRAISE 'With There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts, the two men have come up with an instant classic. It's funny, it's beautifully illustrated and it's ever so naughty. I loved it. Now it's time to share it with my daughter!' - Rob Minshull, ABC Radio Brisbane 'If the word fart offends you, don't buy this book by these Aussie blokes because you'll be encouraging your preschooler to embrace their gastric shortcomings. The super-cute illustrations will even make puritans smile' - Herald Sun 'Tickle your toddler's funny bone with this irreverent story' - Mother and Baby 'Tim Miller's text comprises simple statements about where and how the farting takes place, leaving plenty of narrative room for Matt Stanton's cartoon-style illustrations. Using simple shapes, bulging-eyed characters and dynamic compositions, he engagingly captures the personalities of the little boy, the monster and the farts. This book will provoke disgust and hilarity in equal measure, but there is no doubt that it will definitely appeal to the legion of littlies who are fascinated with "impolite" bodily functions' - Canberra Times 'The title says it all, and this jovial book will delight the under fours' - Weekend Australian
