The Big Fat Activity Book for Pregnant People

The Big Fat Activity Book for Pregnant People
Author: Jordan Reid
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 178
Release: 2017-04-25
Genre: Health & Fitness
ISBN: 0735213682

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The ultimate must-have for any mom-to-be with a sense of humor: an irreverent, laugh-out-loud activity book filled with quizzes, mazes, fill-in-the-blanks, journaling pages, and hysterical musings on what pregnancy is really like. Baby shower gifts don't get more perfect than this. · Word finds: Sorry, Nope (all the stuff you’re not allowed to have anymore); Bad Baby Names (Murl, anyone?) · Mazes: Make it from Your Desk to the Bathroom Without Throwing Up · Lists: How to Register Without Crying; Things Every OB on the Planet Has Been Asked by Newly Pregnant Women · Journaling: Yoga Teachers (Also Your Mom Friends, Your Parents, People on Facebook, All Articles, and Everyone You Meet) Want to Tell You How to Give Birth, But You Don’t Have to Listen · Quizzes: Which $1500 Stroller is Different? "Comfort, solidarity, entertainment, and maybe even total life enlightenment.”—Lauren Smith Brody, founder of The Fifth Trimester "Funny as hell.”—Amy Morrison, founder of Pregnant Chicken

The Big Activity Book for Anxious People

The Big Activity Book for Anxious People
Author: Jordan Reid
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 162
Release: 2019-05-07
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 0525538062

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Reid & Williams are "funny as hell."--Amy Morrison, founder of Pregnant Chicken Feeling anxious? Who isn't! Your most irrational (and sometimes rational) fears are hilarious fodder for this sharp and relatable activity book. These days, anxiety is simply part of the human experience. Part journal, part coloring book, part weird coping mechanisms, and part compendium of soothing facts, The Big Activity Book for Anxious People will be an outlet for anyone who wants to take a break from reality, laugh through her fears, and realize with every page that she is not alone--and to help her figure out what to do when it's 3AM and she's wide awake worrying about whether she cc'ed the right "Bob" on that email. (Probably.) Activities include: Fun Facts about Aging! Public Speaking: A Diagram Your Hotel Room Carpet: A Petri Dish of Horrors Obscure Diseases You Probably Don't Have Zen Mantras For The Anxiously Inclined Soothing Facts about Hand Sanitizer On a bad day, try coloring in the soothing grandma. On a really bad day, find step-by-step instructions on how to build an underground bunker. Reid and Williams want everyone to remember that they're in good company: anxious people are some of the funniest and most interesting and creative humans on the planet. (They know, because they are two of them.)

Ramshackle Glam

Ramshackle Glam
Author: Jordan Reid
Publisher: Running Press Adult
Total Pages: 194
Release: 2014-04-08
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 0762453044

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Drawn from her blog of the same name, this entertaining guide, which is part memoir, part-commiseration, and part how-to, shows new moms how to care for themselves post-partum to feel a little more like their glam former selves, while still being the best mommy they can be. Original.

The Big Activity Book for Teacher People

The Big Activity Book for Teacher People
Author: Jordan Reid
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 145
Release: 2022-04-12
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0593419405

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A hilarious, relatable way to honor the everyday heroes we all know and love, with illustrated laugh-out-loud activities and journaling prompts. Teachers: They’re basically superheroes. They’re educators, sure—but they’re also counselors, custodians, referees, detectives, party planners, epidemiologists, and traffic controllers (among the many, many other jobs that they don’t get paid for, but should). Part journal, part coloring book, part therapeutic outlet for those days when they actually cannot confiscate one more fidget spinner without screaming, The Big Activity Book for Teacher People is a hilarious celebration of those resourceful, creative, compassionate, exhausted humans who we entrust with the care and schooling of our children. Activities include: a word scramble of useless stuff you have to teach anyway draw the administrator in their natural habitat color in the break room of horrors things you do not want to receive from a parent, like, ever There is no teacher on the planet who needs another mug (seriously, just no).

I'm So Pregnant

I'm So Pregnant
Author: Line Severinsen
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2017-03-07
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1507201869

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Being "a little bit pregnant" may not be a thing. But being "so pregnant"? It's so possible. In this hilarious book, mom and illustrator Line Severinsen delivers the often ignored, but always honest truth about those magical--and sometimes messy--nine months of pregnancy.

The Big Activity Book for Digital Detox

The Big Activity Book for Digital Detox
Author: Jordan Reid
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 162
Release: 2020-05-05
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 0593085906

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A hilarious, relatable twist on how to disconnect from our devices, with illustrated laugh-out-loud activities and journaling prompts. Deep down, you know it's true: you could benefit from disconnecting from the internet and reconnecting with the world around you. Part journal, part coloring book, part advice on how to take a break, The Big Activity Book for Digital Detox will be an outlet for anyone who wants to laugh through the ridiculousness of the digital age and remember how to be a human--because it's definitely not going to happen when you're awake at 1:00 a.m. reading yet another listicle. Activities include: Craft with your obsolete iPhone cords 10 things to do outside right now Color in the influencer who is so grateful for you guys Lies the internet tells you Why gardening is a thing you should try When you're longing for freedom from your devices, dig out a pen and turn to the pages of this timely, entertaining book--and don't post a picture anywhere #retro.

The Big Activity Book for Divorced People

The Big Activity Book for Divorced People
Author: Jordan Reid
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 161
Release: 2021-06-29
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0593192419

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A sharp and hilarious collection covering everything from alimony to the division of property--because laughter is cheaper than therapy Divorce is the worst. It's also really, really common. When marriage was invented, people did not typically live past age thirty, which made "till death do us part" more doable. Part journal, part coloring book, part hilarious and on-point advice on how to move on, The Big Activity Book for Divorced People is an outlet for anyone who wants to laugh through the pain. After all, change can be pretty great (see: evolution). Activities include: the all-time greatest celebrity divorce disasters match the song you can never, ever listen to again to its singer see how many words you can make out of the phrase "Irreconcilable Differences"? statistics to make you feel better when you're lying awake at night word search: things that are best enjoyed alone maze: Get through the dating apps without crying! Whether your divorce was mutual and amicable (in which case, congratulations: You are a unicorn) or full-on Henry VIII (in which case: Oh, dear), Jordan Reid and Erin Williams are here to tell you that you are not alone--and to remind you that you're still you, and you still have your sense of humor--right? Right!

Funny Little Pregnant Things

Funny Little Pregnant Things
Author: Emily Doherty
Publisher: SparkPress
Total Pages: 149
Release: 2016-04-05
Genre: Health & Fitness
ISBN: 1940716578

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Today’s pregnancy books may no longer recommend martinis and cigarettes to help pregnant women relax, but most offer moms to be a ton of worthless information—like what kind of fruit your baby is the size of at Week 16. Is there any practical value in knowing that your child resembles produce? And where’s the good stuff—the useful details, like beware of the baby registry and all the crap you will never use, or be prepared to get breast milk all over everything you own? Hilarious, candid, and easy to read, Funny Little Pregnant Things is full of helpful information about all the stuff people don’t tell you about pregnancy—the good, the bad, and the ugly.

First-Time Mom's Pregnancy Activity Book

First-Time Mom's Pregnancy Activity Book
Author: Tabitha Blue
Publisher: Rockridge Press
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2020-06-23
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 9781646119486

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Games, activities, and advice to get new, soon-to-be moms ready for the big day Your first pregnancy probably has you feeling excited and maybe a little nervous. This pregnancy activity book is a fun collection of 100 creative puzzles, exercises, writing prompts, and advice to support you and help you stay positive as you prepare for motherhood. Featuring everything from coloring pages and crossword puzzles to tips for diet, exercise, and preventing morning sickness, this guide will keep you entertained, help you record how you feel, and give you the tools to take on parenthood with confidence and good humor. This first time mom pregnancy journal features: Fun activities―Unlike a classic journal, the prompts in this book are quick and light so you can do them anytime. Helpful advice―Lists and questions will give you guidance on finding a doctor or hospital, asking your OB/GYN questions, and more. Fun for each trimester―This book is organized into three trimesters and includes a section on childbirth, so the activities and advice will progress along with you. Discover 100 enjoyable ways to stay sane and get ready for your bundle of joy.

Commute

Commute
Author: Erin Williams
Publisher: Abrams
Total Pages: 308
Release: 2019-10-08
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN: 1683355628

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An intimate, clever, and ultimately gut-wrenching graphic memoir about the daily decision people must make between being sexualized or being invisible—now in paperback In Commute, we follow author and illustrator Erin Williams on her daily commute to and from work, punctuated by recollections of sexual encounters as well as memories of her battle with alcoholism, addiction, and recovery. As she moves through the world navigating banal, familiar, and sometimes uncomfortable interactions with the familiar-faced strangers she sees daily, Williams weaves together a riveting collection of flashbacks. Williams recollections highlight the indefinable moments when lines are crossed and a woman must ask herself if the only way to avoid being objectified is to simply cease drawing any attention to her physical being. She delves into the gray space that lives between consent and assault and tenderly explores the complexity of the shame, guilt, vulnerability, and responsibility attached to both. Praise for Commute “This sharp and splendidly drawn memoir will strike a strong chord in the current moment. ” —Publishers Weekly, starred review “One day’s commute offers time for the author to reflect on sexual predators, alcoholism, and the experiences she understands better now than she did at the time. . . . A catharsis for the author that fits perfectly within a pivotal period for society and culture at large.” —Kirkus Reviews “This is welcoming, soul-baring, stunningly interconnected, and very discussable.” —Booklist