The Big Book of Being Rude

The Big Book of Being Rude
Author: Jonathon Green
Publisher: Weidenfeld & Nicolson
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2006-01-05
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780304368259

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From more than 1,000 ways to call somebody a fool to politically incorrect zingers, this is true glee for the clever and catty. "Will delight language lovers with a high-tolerance for vulgarity, ethnic slurs, and all-around contempt."--"New York Daily News. "Enlightening and entertaining."--"New York Post.

The Big Book of Being Rude

The Big Book of Being Rude
Author: Jonathon Green
Publisher: Weidenfeld & Nicolson
Total Pages: 380
Release: 2002
Genre: Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN: 9780304363681

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Scabrous, scurrilous and profoundly offensive, The Big Book of Being Rude is the indispensible handbook for anyone wanting to broaden their repertoire of insult, invective and aspersion. With razor-sharp retorts for anyone who ever dares to question, thwart, irritate or offend you in any way - the loathsome, the stupid, the weird, the surly, the fussy, the boring, the arrogant, the hypocritical, the cowardly, the lazy, the fat, the thin, the chinless, the greedy, the boozy, the nicotine-addicted and the compulsively onanistic - rest assured, you need never be nice again.

The Big Book of Filth

The Big Book of Filth
Author: Jonathon Green
Publisher: Weidenfeld & Nicolson
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2006-01-05
Genre:
ISBN: 9780304368242

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More than 6,500 off-color phrases, all vividly, explicitly defined. Categories include body sites, arousal and frustration, masturbation, orgasm, oral, kinky, gay, bi, and safe sex, and more. Sources range from street jargon and popular music lyrics to literary allusions, fascinating etymologies, and rhyming slang.

Tumford's Rude Noises

Tumford's Rude Noises
Author: Nancy Tillman
Publisher: Feiwel & Friends
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2012-09-18
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1466818182

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Tumford isn't really a terrible cat. It's just, like many children, Tum loves to make loud noises. But today, his parents are not in the mood. They have friends coming over and Tummy isn't just loud. No, Tumford is rude! This charming tale from the multiple New York Times bestselling author Nancy Tillman is sure to delight readers everywhere, as she once again reaffirms that – no matter how much trouble you may get into – you are loved.

Rude

Rude
Author: Katie Hopkins
Publisher: Biteback Publishing
Total Pages: 273
Release: 2017-11-07
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1785902474

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Love her or hate her, Katie Hopkins is impossible to ignore, and this hilarious and revealing new book – part memoir, part handbook for the modern woman – is much the same. Laughing through the chapters of her life, she shares her disasters, her biggest disappointments and the time she had to ring her super sensible boss to say she was on the front pages of the tabloids for having sex in a field. From being kicked out of the army for being epileptic, to firing Lord Sugar; from her first husband leaving her in the maternity ward for the big-boobed secretary, to the reality behind Celebrity Big Brother, she has plenty of surprises to share and lessons she thinks we should learn. Readers be warned, however! Katie doesn't sugar-coat anything, and neither does she hold back, making her as honest in her book as she is in life. But this book is an introduction to a quieter Katie too, one people seldom see. She takes us beyond her front door and into the privacy of her home, writing as a mum of three, sharing things even she feels awkward saying.

Rude Giants

Rude Giants
Author: Audrey Wood
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages: 36
Release: 1998
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780152018894

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Beatrix the butter maid and her best friend, Gerda the cow, live in a cozy cottage in a happy valley.Life is peaceful ...until the day two rude giants move into a nearby castle.When Gerda is snatched up by the giants, Beatrix must rescue her.This is a warm and humorous tale of friendship and cleverness that children will want to share with their best friends--or rudest neighbors.

Alcoholics Anonymous

Alcoholics Anonymous
Author: Bill W.
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 418
Release: 2014-09-04
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 0698176936

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A 75th anniversary e-book version of the most important and practical self-help book ever written, Alcoholics Anonymous. Here is a special deluxe edition of a book that has changed millions of lives and launched the modern recovery movement: Alcoholics Anonymous. This edition not only reproduces the original 1939 text of Alcoholics Anonymous, but as a special bonus features the complete 1941 Saturday Evening Post article “Alcoholics Anonymous” by journalist Jack Alexander, which, at the time, did as much as the book itself to introduce millions of seekers to AA’s program. Alcoholics Anonymous has touched and transformed myriad lives, and finally appears in a volume that honors its posterity and impact.

Rude Behavior

Rude Behavior
Author: Dan Jenkins
Publisher: Island Books
Total Pages: 552
Release: 1999
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9780440235606

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The best and funniest work yet (Chicago Tribune) from the bestselling author of Semi Tough. Broadcaster Billy Clyde Puckett is bored and hanging out at a bar with two adorable gals. Running back Tommy Earl, Billy Clyde, and a whole gang of semi-famous football legends are reuniting with a plan: to take the most outrageous, misfittingest, foul-plagued new expansion team in the NFL straight to the Super Bowl.

In My Heart

In My Heart
Author: Jo Witek
Publisher: Abrams
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2014-10-14
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 164700828X

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Celebrate feelings in all their shapes and sizes in this New York Times bestselling picture book from the Growing Hearts series! Happiness, sadness, bravery, anger, shyness . . . our hearts can feel so many feelings! Some make us feel as light as a balloon, others as heavy as an elephant. In My Heart explores a full range of emotions, describing how they feel physically, inside, with language that is lyrical but also direct to empower readers to practice articulating and identifying their own emotions. With whimsical illustrations and an irresistible die-cut heart that extends through each spread, this gorgeously packaged and unique feelings book is sure to become a storytime favorite.

How Rude!

How Rude!
Author: Clare Helen Welsh
Publisher: Words & Pictures
Total Pages: 35
Release: 2018-09-26
Genre: Courtesy
ISBN: 1786033593

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Join Dot and Duck in a simple, yet hilarious, story about kindness, manners, and friendship that gets more and more chaotic with every turn of the page! Dot invites Duck to a tea party, but from the moment Duck enters the house, the tea party descends into chaos; from licking sandwich fillings to spitting tea, Duck gets ruder...and ruder...and ruder. Just how will Dot react to such outrageous behavior? Simple, funny, and ultimately touching, this book will appeal to any child who is learning what it is not to be rude and, more importantly, what it is to be a true friend.