Swear Like A Mother Fucking Dad

Swear Like A Mother Fucking Dad
Author: Dad Gag Gifts
Publisher:
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2019-11-24
Genre:
ISBN: 9781711032412

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#1 GIFT FOR GRANDPA - GRANDFATHERS - GRAMPS (We love him so much, there are so many names!) Need a funny gift that is actually fun and relaxing? Discover the hottest trend with this best-selling title. You can actually give a gift that is fun and will be appreciated! This irreverent and sweary coloring book features laugh-out-loud funny and original designs that are perfect for taking the stress out of life, work, or even retirement! Provides HOURS of coloring FUN, at home, at family gatherings, or when trying not to swear out loud(!). FEATURES: 50 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Great for a holiday gift! Order now for a gift that will be appreciated: )

Swear Like A Mother Fucking Dad

Swear Like A Mother Fucking Dad
Author: Zoom Coloring
Publisher:
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2020-08-19
Genre:
ISBN:

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SEARCHING FOR THE PERFECT INSPIRATIONAL ADULT COLORING BOOK? This deliciously profane, stress-relieving swear word coloring book is perfect for taking the stress out of work and all the other stuff life can throw at a person. With illustrations ranging from simple to intricate inspirational coloring book will provide hours of fun and relaxation. PROVIDES HOURS OF COLORING FUN, AT HOME, AT WORK, OR WHEN TRYING NOT TO SWEAR OUT LOUD(!). FEATURES: 50 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Great for a holiday gift! GET YOUR COPY TODAY!

Swear Like A Mother Fucking Dad

Swear Like A Mother Fucking Dad
Author: Bookish Swear Coloring Book
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2020-10-13
Genre:
ISBN:

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Looking for funny gifts for Adults? This Clean Swear Word Coloring Book is Perfect! This deliciously profane, stress-relieving swear word coloring book is perfect for taking the stress out of work and all the other stuff life can throw at a person. With illustrations ranging from simple to intricate inspirational coloring book will provide hours of fun and relaxation. PROVIDES HOURS OF COLORING FUN, AT HOME, AT WORK, OR WHEN TRYING NOT TO SWEAR OUT LOUD(!). FEATURES: 50 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Great for a holiday gift! GET YOUR COPY TODAY!

Swearing Like a Motherfucking Dad

Swearing Like a Motherfucking Dad
Author: Colorful Swearing Dreams
Publisher:
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2019-10-23
Genre:
ISBN: 9781701951655

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GAG GIFT IDEA - SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK FOR PARENTS This is an Adult Coloring Book of 20 Hilarious Swearing Words and Relaxing Designs where fathers and parents can relief their stress by coloring & without cussing out loud! FOR ADULTS ONLY. Cover Soft Silky Matte Cover Size 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 20 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult Only This Coloring book Contains 20 hilarious Uncensored Swear Words (including F-words, C-words, etc.) Each Swear word is designed around Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers & more Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. Examples of Cuss Words you can find in this Coloring Book "Dad: a motherfucking superhuman capable of producing miracles every single day" "Being a dad is like a walk in the park ... if that park is Jurassic fucking Park" "Neighbors: to avoid injury, don't tell me how to raise my kids, dickheads" and more! These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, directors, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY

This Father Needs A Mother Fucking Drink

This Father Needs A Mother Fucking Drink
Author: Dad Gifts
Publisher:
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2019-11-24
Genre:
ISBN: 9781711032566

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#1 GIFT FOR DADS - FATHERS - STEPFATHERS - FATHER-IN-LAWS (We love him so much, there are so many names!) Need a funny gift that is actually fun and relaxing? Discover the hottest trend with this best-selling title. You can actually give a gift that is fun and will be appreciated! This irreverent and sweary coloring book features laugh-out-loud funny and original designs that are perfect for taking the stress out of life, work, or even retirement! Provides HOURS of coloring FUN, at home, at family gatherings, or when trying not to swear out loud(!). FEATURES: 50 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Great for a holiday gift! Order now for a gift that will be appreciated: )

Daddy's Curse

Daddy's Curse
Author: Luke. G Dahl
Publisher: Cedenheim Publishing
Total Pages: 158
Release: 2018-11-28
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 9151901129

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Another classic from the bestselling author of the Daddy's Curse Series. - International Book Awards 2020 - Reader's Favorite 5-Star Award Seeds of Malevolence Bat Erdene was the only child of rich oriental parents. Growing up, he had everything a kid should want, except the most important thing—parental affection. From the outside, Bat had a perfect childhood, but it was another story altogether when the doors were closed. Growing up in an environment where his mother was abused regularly by his father without respite, will damage Bat's psyche tremendously, and will lead to him committing offenses that slowly increased in gravity until it culminated in the ultimate crime. Patricide. Vicious Cycle Much older now and in ownership of his father's estate with the help of his mentor Ming, as well as being married with a daughter, Bat seems to be in perfect control of his life—except for his perverted attraction to little boys. A dirty secret that he had no intention of stopping. Last Straw Convinced he would never be able to escape the vicious cycle of abuse, he decides to send his daughter away and fully gives in to the life of a criminal and masterminds a vast network of child-trafficking. He comes into contact with Od, Altantsetseg and Chinua, taking a liking to Od and his friends and abusing them every chance he got. Profoundly poignant and deeply moving, Luke G. Dahl weaves another heart-rending tale about negligence, abuse, tragedy, blackmail and finally, hope. Page Up and Order Now.

Pandora, her Box and her Daddy's Curse

Pandora, her Box and her Daddy's Curse
Author: Alejandro Estrada
Publisher: Alejandro Estrada
Total Pages: 181
Release: 2012-10-05
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1480059080

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Alejandro has written an autobiographical memoir which he feels has the potential to greatly benefit society. Unfortunately his message does not agree with the current "agenda" and he has been blacklisted by the United States media. On the morning of December 14, 2012, the nation found out the reason why Alejandro was such a threat because the effect from this corruption resulted in the tragic events at Sandy Hook Elementary and thus, every American Citizen is indirectly affected by the information contained in this publication. The reality is that if the Vatican would have acknowledged Alejandro's warning, those events could have been prevented. It was in February 2009 when Alejandro returned home from a short hiatus and discovered he had been locked out by strangers. His partner, well-known porn director Michael Goss, was dead and Alejandro knew something was horribly wrong. He went to the Los Angeles Sheriffs for help, but instead, they publicly humiliated him. When the Santa Monica based attorney, Jan Morrison, filed for probate on behalf of her client, Thomas Proechel, Alejandro submitted a formal allegation against him for the murder of Michael Goss, which the authorities completely ignored. Eight months later, music artist Lady Gaga released the song "Alejandro." She has stated her inspiration was from a "Sex Monster" and the reason is because Michael Goss's media company Goss Productions, produced male fetish pornography. Lady Gaga allegedly knows the individual responsible for killing Michael Goss; that individual is a member of the Royal Arch degree of Freemasonry. His Masonic brother, Steve Cooley, happens to be the District Attorney for Los Angeles and when Alejandro confronted Mr. Cooley alleging R. William Rheinschild for the murder of Michael Goss, the response from the DA's office informed him that Michael Goss's estate, which was valued at approximately $10 Million, "did not meet the preliminary requirement of the Major Fraud division to consider investigating"; the requirement was a total property loss of at least $300,000.00. As an insult, Mr. Cooley's office redirected Alejandro back to the local authorities. The truth is, local and federal authorities have refused to help Alejandro. His career has been ruined by defamation. In December 2010 he filed a declaration which presented the evidence that proved Michael Goss was murdered. A month later an attempt to murder him failed and the LAPD censored his police report and in March 2012, Alejandro's image appeared without his consent in an advertisement for BluMedia Group which was posted on an adult pay-per-view networking website. His image was manipulated to appear as if he was being raped and was entitled "The Predator and the Prey." After confronting a representative for Katz Media Group in New York City, the Vice President of Public Relations suggested he write a book. The intention was to stall time so Alejandro's statute of limitations would run out but to everyone's surprise, Alejandro finished his book within a week and submitted it to the Library of Congress in August 2012 and in fact, Alejandro has dedicated his book to the VP of PR for Katz Media. Since person responsible for killing Michael Goss has corrupted local government in his favor and because Alejandro has exhausted every avenue for recourse, he had no other choice but to elevate his case to God's divine jurisdiction. The reason why this book is significant is because Alejandro exposes the root of social injustice and in the last chapter he makes some very specific statements that came to fruition in October 2012 when hurricane Sandy hit the northeastern United States. Do not pass this book up because Alejandro's message just might be our salvation against the Beast called Freemasonry.

Curse? There Ain't No Stinking Chicago Cub Curse

Curse? There Ain't No Stinking Chicago Cub Curse
Author: James Wolfe
Publisher: Mary Ann Presman
Total Pages: 106
Release: 2009-12-23
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1439255903

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This collection of eleven entertaining, thought-provoking stories about sports and the games people play offers both a male and female perspective on just what's so funny about the ways we compete.

Agatha's Curse

Agatha's Curse
Author: Jaiden Frost
Publisher: Jaiden Frost Presents, LLC
Total Pages: 238
Release: 2019-03-15
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0578442094

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Grimewood wasn't what Michael expected, but then again... he didn't know what to expect. Except the crippling feeling of being constantly alone, which he had plenty of. Being the new kid is hard enough without having to deal with divorced parents and a creepily distant grandmother.But now a cursed town?At least that's what she told him. Never the one to have much interaction with people beyond blood relation, catching a beautiful woman's eye isn't something Michael is used to, but Hazel has had her's on him since the day he moved into town. Now he's caught up in the entanglement that is teenage infatuation and making decisions that his anxiety never would have normally allowed.Including a decision that will inevitably put him and the entire town in the face of death.

The Fix

The Fix
Author: Natasha Sinel
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 336
Release: 2015-09-01
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 1510700285

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One conversation is all it takes to break a world wide open. Seventeen-year-old Macy Lyons has been through something no one should ever have to experience. And she’s dealt with it entirely alone. On the outside, she’s got it pretty good. Her family’s well-off, she’s dating the cute boy next door, she has plenty of friends, and although she long ago wrote her mother off as a superficial gym rat, she’s thankful to have allies in her loving, laid-back dad and her younger brother. But a conversation with a boy at a party one night shakes Macy out of the carefully maintained complacency that has defined her life so far. The boy is Sebastian Ruiz, a recovering addict who recognizes that Macy is hardened by dark secrets. And as Macy falls for Sebastian, she realizes that, while revealing her secret could ruin her seemingly perfect family, keeping silent might just destroy her. The Fix follows two good-hearted teenagers coming to terms with the cards they were dealt. It’s also about the fixes we rely on to cope with our most shameful secrets and the hope and fear that come with meeting someone who challenges us to come clean. Sky Pony Press, with our Good Books, Racehorse and Arcade imprints, is proud to publish a broad range of books for young readers—picture books for small children, chapter books, books for middle grade readers, and novels for young adults. Our list includes bestsellers for children who love to play Minecraft; stories told with LEGO bricks; books that teach lessons about tolerance, patience, and the environment, and much more. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.