Suzy Likes To Look At Balls
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| Author | : Bimisi Tayanita |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2016-12-01 |
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| ISBN | : 9781946178008 |
Download Suzy Likes to Look at Balls Book in PDF, Epub and Kindle
Suzy likes to look at balls and if you play a sport, chances are before too long she'll take a look at yours. This book she wrote for you and me just to clue us in, on all the balls that Suzy's seen and where those balls have been.Suzy Likes to Look at Balls is the first of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.
| Author | : Bimisi Tayanita |
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| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2016-12-01 |
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| ISBN | : 9781946178046 |
Download Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber Book in PDF, Epub and Kindle
Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, "That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn't talk."A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi's nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of season one. Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.
| Author | : Bimisi Tayanita |
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| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2016-12-01 |
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| ISBN | : 9781946178039 |
Download Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth! Book in PDF, Epub and Kindle
Curious but not concerned as to where they would sleep that night, Bimisi and Sumguyen aimlessly meandered down the cobblestone calles of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. As the sun set over the Pacific they found themselves sequestered by a weathered native peddler who mimed towards his cart and through his guttural broken english encouraged them to "Put Tony's nuts in your mouth..."60 pesos later, as a cold cerveza washed down the first of Tony's nuts,pen was put to parchment and book four of season one came to be.Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth is the fourth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.
| Author | : Christopher Cifaldi |
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| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2012-11-12 |
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| ISBN | : 9780985948719 |
Download Do You Want to Play with My Balls? Book in PDF, Epub and Kindle
| Author | : Bimisi Tayanita |
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| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2016-12-01 |
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| ISBN | : 9781946178015 |
Download Come Swing with Us! Book in PDF, Epub and Kindle
It is the curious work of poetry and art and reflection to reveal meaning by obscuring meaning. It is a strange realm where swinging is not swinging, except when sometimes it is. On her own artistic journey to spiritual enlightenment, Bimisi Tayanita has once again transformed her peyote induced mumblings into a physical form that is sure to make you laugh hysterically...and leave you with an empty yet benevolent curiosity as to the kind of person you really are.Come Swing with Us! is the second of five books that make up season one.
| Author | : Mark Thunder |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 26 |
| Release | : 2015-08 |
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| ISBN | : 9781515326762 |
Download Dee's Big Nuts Book in PDF, Epub and Kindle
Sit back and enjoy this children's book parody about a squirrel named Dee and his friends love for his big nuts. Each page will have you laughing and going nuts! This may look like a typical children's book but once the book opens, you will enjoy references that only adults will understand. Dee's Big Nuts makes a great gift for birthdays, anniversaries, bridal shower, wedding gifts, housewarming gifts or just a great gift to make a friend or loved one giggle in laughter.
| Author | : Bimisi Tayanita |
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| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2016-12-01 |
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| ISBN | : 9781946178022 |
Download Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand Book in PDF, Epub and Kindle
Spank the Monkey will never expose the thoughts that you fold and unfold and refold over and over in your mind...He will only whisper his sweet song of deliverance.Inspired by several hundred true stories...and counting. Bimisi Tayanita says it all, without saying much of anything. If you are not choking on laughter midway through this book, don't bother with books 4 and 5...maybe this isn't for you. We can part ways now and still be friends.Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand is a fun and light hearted story that everybody can relate to, except for you of course...you have no idea what everybody is laughing about (wink, wink).Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand is the third of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.
| Author | : Bimisi Tayanita |
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| Release | : 2020-10-15 |
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| ISBN | : 9781946178114 |
Download Peter Pitched a Tent Book in PDF, Epub and Kindle
"Never make eye contact with a boy while eating a banana."--Olivia WilliamsBimisi and Sumguyen experienced a rare and fleeting moment of sobriety during which they decided to write about something the masses can relate to. While their research did require the navigation of some very murky waters...they definitively concluded that Catholic priests, mall Santas, boy scout leaders and dudes named Caitlyn makeup a very small percentage of the global population.In contrast, 97% of the people on the planet are, have been or will be a 13 year old boy; or they know, have known or will know a 13 year old boy. Coincidently, and Independent of this statistic, 97% of the population can appreciate the truth-driven humor of Peter Pitched a Tent. The other 3% are already posting nasty-grams on the internet about the very existence of this book...Go get 'em, Karen.
| Author | : Jenny Lawson |
| Publisher | : Penguin |
| Total Pages | : 385 |
| Release | : 2013-03-05 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 0425261018 |
Download Let's Pretend This Never Happened Book in PDF, Epub and Kindle
The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside
| Author | : Bimisi Tayanita |
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| Release | : 2020-10-15 |
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| ISBN | : 9781946178084 |
Download Brenda's Beaver Plays a Round Book in PDF, Epub and Kindle
"It takes a lot of balls to play golf like I do."--Pibber PayneSports like football, basketball, hockey and women's beach volleyball are intended to be watched, not actually played. Other sports are almost painful to watch, but participation is worth the price of admission EVERY time. Bimisi and Sumguyen have a long-standing policy of not participating in any sport unless it is acceptable, even expected that they will be drinking the entire duration. Sports on their short list include bowling, fishing, billiards and tubing down the Salt River under the Arizona summer sun.While the aforementioned do involve excessive amounts of skill, dedication and beer; there is only one sport that includes a motorized cart, all the booze you can handle and the iconic ball washing machine. This is the logic they applied when the decision was made to take Brenda and her beaver out for a lovely round of golf. Enjoy.
