SANTA TRUMPS - A Rhyming Flatulent Story Book about Farting Father Christmas!

SANTA TRUMPS - A Rhyming Flatulent Story Book about Farting Father Christmas!
Author: Jessica Dawn Birks
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2023-06
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This rhyming book is full of flatulent fun for the whole family! Follow Santa on Christmas Eve as he delivers gifts with a stinky suprise! From chimney farts to rooftop parps - there's so many gassy moments!

The Farting Santa

The Farting Santa
Author: Charlene Mackesy
Publisher:
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2021-11-08
Genre:
ISBN: 9781956677942
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The Farting Santa: A Funny Read Aloud Picture Book For Kids And Adults About Father Christmas Farts and Toots Christmas Book For Kids (Stocking Stuffers for Kids) This Hilarious Read aloud Story For Kids, highlights the secret life of Santa and the farts he produces from his bum. A beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. A Great Stocking Stuffers Christmas Gifts For Kids! Tags: Christmas books for kids, Christmas board book, Christmas books for toddlers, Christmas books for kids 8-12, white elephant gifts for adults, white elephant gifts, white elephant, white elephant book, white elephant gifts under 10 dollars, stocking stuffers for men, stocking stuffers, stocking stuffers for women, stocking stuffers for kids 8-12, stocking stuffers for kids, stocking stuffers for teens, stocking stuffers for adults, stocking stuffers for toddlers

Funny Holiday & Santa Fart Jokes Christmas Book For Kids - Kid Christmas Calender With Farts

Funny Holiday & Santa Fart Jokes Christmas Book For Kids - Kid Christmas Calender With Farts
Author: T. J. Gusman
Publisher: Infinityou
Total Pages: 72
Release: 2018-09-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9783743996458
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Kids just love this "Funny Holiday & Santa Fart Jokes Christmas Book For Kids - Kid Christmas Calender With Farts" holiday season book calendar. Kids also do enjoy a good laugh on Santa, Reindeers, Bells, Elfs & other Holiday Cheer especially if they can enjoy celebrating their own way. Some kids love the more traditional countdown calendars while the cool kids know that there is only one way to countdown to Christmas and that is the farty way! countdown calendars that their parents have been giving them for years. This countdown fart Christmas calendar is only for the cool kids (no wussies allowed) because if it is not a fart calendar it is just a calendar. This holiday season will become so much more fun & exciting because this smelly Christmas countdown calendar offers 25 hilarious farty Christmas carols that are even fun to read out loud. These rhyming Christmas fart poetry pieces will definitely make your kids LOL and bring some sparky Holiday cheer into your home! Your kid will love to open up these 25 fart surprise doors one per day and counting down to Christmas day the fun & farty way! The Holiday season has never been funnier, more hilarious, and more fart intensive than this year! If you are searching for a Christmas ebook, particularly a Christmas ebook that rhymes and has fun fart Christmas illustrations in it, and is about counting down from less intensive fart surprise to the most intensive fart surprise that is going to happen as Christmas day approaches, then you have come to the right place. Get The First Farting Advent Calendar for your kids right now at the very low introductory price. By the way, if your kids love Dr. Seuss type rhyming picture books, your kids are definitely qualifying for the Farting Advent Calendar because they will just love it! Your kids just can't wait to open the next door! Your kids are going to have so much fun counting down to Christmas and you can thank Timmie, Randolph, and Hawk later! Make sure to only give this to your kids on the 1st day of December. They can only open one door per day otherwise the fun is going to be ruined! Pick up this hilariously smelly holiday fart joke book & laugh down to Christmas day the farty way together with your children because this is fun for the whole family...

The Fart Before Christmas

The Fart Before Christmas
Author: Catherine Catherine Adams
Publisher:
Total Pages: 53
Release: 2019-10-23
Genre:
ISBN: 9781700466907
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A funny Christmas Poem full of farts, fun and laughter ! New for 2019 - the Full Color Story Version! (the coloring book version has a red cover) It's a Christmas book that will be fun for the whole family! It's a farting story book for kids and adults based on the classic "The night before Christmas" Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was farting, even the mouse! So much smelly gas floated throughout the air, it's amazing the neighbors didn't cry 'It's not fair!" Kids and Adults will love the poem and laugh at the pictures. The children are farting, Santa is farting, the snowmen and reindeer are farting, the cat, dog and even the mouse are farting. It's a book full of farting fun. Cute and funny illustrations are bound to get a laugh out of anyone. This is the perfect gift for anyone who loves Christmas and finds farting amusing! Good clean Christmas fun! Perfect for all ages! Order today and brighten up someone's Christmas with this funny Christmas farting story book!

Santa Claus Heard a Fart

Santa Claus Heard a Fart
Author: Olaf Falafel
Publisher: HarperCollins Children's Books
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2020-09-08
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780008357955
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DADDY TRUMPS - A Rhyming Flatulent Book about Daddies who Trump and Fart! Fun for All the Family!

DADDY TRUMPS - A Rhyming Flatulent Book about Daddies who Trump and Fart! Fun for All the Family!
Author: Jessica Dawn Birks
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2023-03-16
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DOES YOUR DADDY TRUMP? Daddy Trumps is a giggly children's book that introduces you to the Daddies and their quirky, trump-tastic moments. From stinky cars to surprising farts, this whimsical tale is a flatulent fun for the whole family. Get ready to laugh out loud at their gassy moments! --- Copyright (c) 2023 Jessica Dawn Birks Paperback ISBN - 979-8387305504 Kindle ASIN - B0BYS9SQQF All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, in any form or by any means, without prior written consent from the publisher. The author provides special discounts when purchased in larger volumes for promotional purposes, as well as for fundraising, and educational use. For more information, please contact: Email: [email protected] Social Media: @childrensbooksbyjdb Any references to historical events, real people, or real places are used fictitiously. Names, characters, and places are products of the author's imagination. This book was designed, written and published by Jessica Dawn Birks. Font used: Open Dyslexic. Printed on colour paper: #FEF1BA Moccasin. for dyslexic-friendly reading. Printed by Amazon. First printing edition 2023.

Santa Farts

Santa Farts
Author: J. B. O'Neil
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2013-11-21
Genre: Flatulence
ISBN: 9781494242169
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" It's been a crazy holiday for Milo Snotrocket, the funniest farting boy in the world! On Christmas eve, Milo actually sees Santa Claus outside his window ... and then things go terribly, horribly wrong." -- Amazon.

Sammy The Tooting Snowman

Sammy The Tooting Snowman
Author: Joy Tyler
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2021-12-03
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What would happen if Santa couldn't deliver his presents? This Christmas there is a chance that children wouldn't receive their presents and it's up to a very special Snowman to fly around the world, riding a reindeer, and use his magical abilities in order to save the Holiday! Meet Sammy The Snowman - a magical snowman with a special talent - tooting! Sammy goes on an incredible adventure and toots snowflakes everywhere he goes. He brings joy and laughter to many little kids around the world! Sammy does with his snowy toots what no one else can - he saves Christmas! The perfect stocking-stuffer for kids any age that want to have a laugh and read a cute and funny Christmas story! Book Number 9 of the "Fartastic Tales" Series. If you and your kids like adventure stories and tooting humor then you'll love "Sammy The Tooting Snowman". A beautiful picture book for kids that will make story time and reading aloud an amazing experience. Also in the series: "Lucas The Farting Leprechaun" "Benny The Farting Bunny" "The Best Dad Ever - My Awesome Farting Father" "Hank The Farting Hippo" "The Amazing Zoo Of Farting Animals" "The Fartastic Halloween Of Trixie The Witch" "Gabe The Tooting Ghost" "Taylor The Tooting Turkey" The book features: 8.5" x 8.5" size Beautiful glossy cover Hilarious story Full color beautiful hand-drawn illustrations by a professional artist The perfect gift for any child Great for entertaining the little ones What will happen with Terry? Click the BUY NOW button at the top and go on an adventure with Sammy today!

Santa's Tooting Tooshie

Santa's Tooting Tooshie
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher:
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2020-12-02
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9781637310113
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Santa uses his tooting tooshie to deliver presents Christmas Eve. Celebrate this winter with a new classic story to share and laugh with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Farting Adventures book series celebrates the value of laughter. Perfect for kids and adults ages 0-100. Farting Adventures books to date: Taylor the Tooting Turkey, Frank the Farting Flamingo, Taylor the Tooting Turkey and the Tooting Wars, Artsy Fartsy the Penguin and the Farting Wars, Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin, and Fritz the Farting Reindeer.

Father Christmas Comes Up Trumps!

Father Christmas Comes Up Trumps!
Author: Nicholas Allan
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 35
Release: 2013-10-24
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1448158842
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Father Christmas is back, and this time he's had three helping of sprouts! As he tries to deliver the presents, his tummy rumbles, gurgles and groans, but Father Christmas knows he must keep it in - he doesn't want to wake anyone up! Will he come up TRUMPS?