Fart Calendar: Advent Calendar For Kids With Santa Farts

Fart Calendar: Advent Calendar For Kids With Santa Farts
Author: Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC
Total Pages: 30
Release: 2014-08-20
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 163501882X
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Fart Calendar: Advent Calendar For Kids With Santa Farts Advent Calendar 2014 - 25 Christmas Carol For Kids He just recently found out about his own fart powers (yes he somehow turned from a normal boy into a fart boy!) that somehow must have been transmitted over to him via some weird transformation, aliens, or some extraterrestrial and/or unhuman powers. Timmie assumes that this event is somehow connected to his winning streak during the fart skateboard competition where El Ninjo, his farty dog, was still the one who made the skateboarding powered by Ninja Farts a reality. Timmie remembers a weird dream that he experienced during this competition and somehow his dreams became reality. Who knows maybe El Ninjo is transmitting the powers over to him which is a pretty scary thought because that would make El Ninjo a non unearthly dog! All Timmie knows is that this must have happened in China or Tokio where the universal energies of Martial Arts kept hitting him the most. Anyways, this is material is reserved for a future fart story because all Timmie Guzzmann can think about is the urge to countdown to Christmas the coolest way. It is not up to him to fully understand what has happened to him, but he knows that he can control his own destiny with farts. All he cares for right now is that some invisible powers must have heard his prayers and made his dreams and wishes become a crazy reality over Christmas time. Timmie won't give you more hints because he does not want to ruin the fun for everybody: Here is just a short snapshot of the fart doors that you'll want to open on each new December day and as you are counting down to Christmas day! Following him & count down to Christmas: * Christmas Countdown Fart 7: Not For The Faint Of Heart * Christmas Countdown Fart 9: Pumpernickel Pungent Fart Recipe * Christmas Countdown Fart 11: Ziplock Bag Fart Recipe * Christmas Countdown Fart 22: Epic Sorbitol Christmas Mints more...

Santa Farts

Santa Farts
Author: J. B. O'Neil
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2013-11-21
Genre: Flatulence
ISBN: 9781494242169
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" It's been a crazy holiday for Milo Snotrocket, the funniest farting boy in the world! On Christmas eve, Milo actually sees Santa Claus outside his window ... and then things go terribly, horribly wrong." -- Amazon.

Santa's Tooting Tooshie

Santa's Tooting Tooshie
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher: Farting Adventures
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2020-12-02
Genre: Flatulence
ISBN: 9781637310090
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Find out all the ways Santa uses his tooting tooshie to save Christmas!

The Farting Santa

The Farting Santa
Author: Charlene Mackesy
Publisher:
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2021-11-08
Genre:
ISBN: 9781956677942
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The Farting Santa: A Funny Read Aloud Picture Book For Kids And Adults About Father Christmas Farts and Toots Christmas Book For Kids (Stocking Stuffers for Kids) This Hilarious Read aloud Story For Kids, highlights the secret life of Santa and the farts he produces from his bum. A beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. A Great Stocking Stuffers Christmas Gifts For Kids! Tags: Christmas books for kids, Christmas board book, Christmas books for toddlers, Christmas books for kids 8-12, white elephant gifts for adults, white elephant gifts, white elephant, white elephant book, white elephant gifts under 10 dollars, stocking stuffers for men, stocking stuffers, stocking stuffers for women, stocking stuffers for kids 8-12, stocking stuffers for kids, stocking stuffers for teens, stocking stuffers for adults, stocking stuffers for toddlers

Santa Claus Heard a Fart

Santa Claus Heard a Fart
Author: Olaf Falafel
Publisher: HarperCollins Children's Books
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2020-09-08
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780008357955
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Funny Holiday & Santa Fart Jokes Christmas Book For Kids - Kid Christmas Calender With Farts

Funny Holiday & Santa Fart Jokes Christmas Book For Kids - Kid Christmas Calender With Farts
Author: T. J. Gusman
Publisher: Infinityou
Total Pages: 72
Release: 2018-09-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9783743996458
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Kids just love this "Funny Holiday & Santa Fart Jokes Christmas Book For Kids - Kid Christmas Calender With Farts" holiday season book calendar. Kids also do enjoy a good laugh on Santa, Reindeers, Bells, Elfs & other Holiday Cheer especially if they can enjoy celebrating their own way. Some kids love the more traditional countdown calendars while the cool kids know that there is only one way to countdown to Christmas and that is the farty way! countdown calendars that their parents have been giving them for years. This countdown fart Christmas calendar is only for the cool kids (no wussies allowed) because if it is not a fart calendar it is just a calendar. This holiday season will become so much more fun & exciting because this smelly Christmas countdown calendar offers 25 hilarious farty Christmas carols that are even fun to read out loud. These rhyming Christmas fart poetry pieces will definitely make your kids LOL and bring some sparky Holiday cheer into your home! Your kid will love to open up these 25 fart surprise doors one per day and counting down to Christmas day the fun & farty way! The Holiday season has never been funnier, more hilarious, and more fart intensive than this year! If you are searching for a Christmas ebook, particularly a Christmas ebook that rhymes and has fun fart Christmas illustrations in it, and is about counting down from less intensive fart surprise to the most intensive fart surprise that is going to happen as Christmas day approaches, then you have come to the right place. Get The First Farting Advent Calendar for your kids right now at the very low introductory price. By the way, if your kids love Dr. Seuss type rhyming picture books, your kids are definitely qualifying for the Farting Advent Calendar because they will just love it! Your kids just can't wait to open the next door! Your kids are going to have so much fun counting down to Christmas and you can thank Timmie, Randolph, and Hawk later! Make sure to only give this to your kids on the 1st day of December. They can only open one door per day otherwise the fun is going to be ruined! Pick up this hilariously smelly holiday fart joke book & laugh down to Christmas day the farty way together with your children because this is fun for the whole family...

Fritz the Farting Reindeer Saves Christmas

Fritz the Farting Reindeer Saves Christmas
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher:
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2020-11-27
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9781953399144
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Fritz doesn't know it, but he's a big part of saving Christmas this year. Rudolph's red nose has stopped shining. Now, Santa has no light to guide him. How will he find his way to the children's homes? A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Perfect for Thanksgiving, Christmas, or anytime of the year! Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com

Santa's Tooting Tooshie

Santa's Tooting Tooshie
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher:
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2020-12-02
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9781637310113
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Santa uses his tooting tooshie to deliver presents Christmas Eve. Celebrate this winter with a new classic story to share and laugh with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Farting Adventures book series celebrates the value of laughter. Perfect for kids and adults ages 0-100. Farting Adventures books to date: Taylor the Tooting Turkey, Frank the Farting Flamingo, Taylor the Tooting Turkey and the Tooting Wars, Artsy Fartsy the Penguin and the Farting Wars, Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin, and Fritz the Farting Reindeer.

The Day My Fart Followed Santa Up the Chimney

The Day My Fart Followed Santa Up the Chimney
Author: Ben Jackson
Publisher:
Total Pages: 52
Release: 2016-11-19
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781988656021
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The Day My Fart Followed Santa Up The Chimney is a beautifully illustrated journey of Timmy's best friend the Little Fart and Santa Clause as they help deliver presents and spread happiness and joy. There's always plenty of laughter and giggles as the Little Fart attempts to help the only way he knows how.

Fritz the Farting Reindeer

Fritz the Farting Reindeer
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher: Humor Heals Us
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2020-09-24
Genre:
ISBN: 9781953399175
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Leading up to the BIG day, Santa must choose his Christmas crew. Fritz the Reindeer is one of the contenders but he has a small problem: He has gas. Will Fritz make the team? Join Fritz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com.