I need a new bum

I need a new bum
Author: Dawn McMillan
Publisher: Oratia Media Ltd
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2012-09-03T00:00:00Z
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1877514578

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I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.

Reading My Arse!

Reading My Arse!
Author: Ricky Tomlinson
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2007-01
Genre: Rock musicians
ISBN: 9781407404370

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Hot on the heels of the hugely popular books Football My Arse! and Celebrities My Arse!, comes an exciting, off-beat novel by Ricky Tomlinson, the much-loved comedy actor who doubles as a bestselling author. Inspired by Ricky's love of reading, it tells the thrilling story of one young man's quest to cross the Atlantic from Liverpool in search of the Rock Island Line, the legendary American railway, and follows the adventures that change his life for ever. Reading My Arse! is guaranteed to make you laugh and sigh, and want to keep listening...

My Smelly Ass

My Smelly Ass
Author: Lee Pong Wong
Publisher:
Total Pages: 28
Release: 2018-12-16
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781999348328

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A story about a smelly donkey with a gas problem, which will have you and your children laughing out loud! Suitable for both boys and girls aged 3 years old up to 8 years old

Dark Continent my Black Arse

Dark Continent my Black Arse
Author: Sihle Khumalo
Publisher: Penguin Random House South Africa
Total Pages: 269
Release: 2011-03-28
Genre: Travel
ISBN: 1415202931

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In 2003 Sihle Khumalo decided to give up a lucrative job and a comfortable life style in Durban and to celebrate his 30th birthday by crossing the continent from south to north. Celebrating life with gusto and in inimitable style, he describes a journey fraught with discomfort, mishap, ecstasy, disillusionment, discovery and astonishing human encounters. A journey that would be acceptable madness in a white man is regarded by the author’s fellow Africans as an extraordinary and inexplicable expenditure of time and money. Newly conscious of language barriers and regional difference in a continent still unexplored by the majority of Africans, the author presents a strikingly original and highly enjoyable account of a unique adventure. Each chapter is prefaced by a description of the ‘father of the nation’ of the country in question and ends with a hilarious ‘important tip’.

Saving My Arse

Saving My Arse
Author: Mark Davies
Publisher:
Total Pages: 200
Release: 2008*
Genre: Cancer
ISBN: 9780955903625

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This is a book about patient choice, not accepting the 1st treatment option and fighting for the right to read the Sunday papers on the toilet.

Poetry My Arse

Poetry My Arse
Author: Brendan Kennelly
Publisher:
Total Pages: 360
Release: 1995
Genre: Poetry
ISBN:

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Kennelly followed his shocking epic poem Cromwell with the even more notorious Book of Judas, which topped the Irish bestsellers list. This new piece of mischief out -- Judases Cromwell, sinking its teeth into the pants of poetry itself. Here, the author plays devil's advocate, exploring the 'poetryworlds' of one Ace de Horner who is slowly going blind. Helped by his uglyjoe dog, Kanooce, and by a woman, Janey Mary, Ace thinks he is connecting the fragments of his life a little more convincingly. Not so! As the poem digs into Ace's vanity, visions, fantasies, failures, dedication and absurdity, the reader is aware of Ace's frustration in his efforts to relate to poetry, to his jocular distortions of language and to his pained perspective on the world.

Horse's Arse

Horse's Arse
Author: Charlie Owen
Publisher: Headline
Total Pages: 202
Release: 2010-03-04
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0755375971

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It is the Seventies and Horse’s Arse is the affectionate name for Handstead New Town, a North Manchester overspill and an unholy dump. The police use it as a penal posting – all the bad egg coppers end up there. Worst amongst the residents of Handstead are the Park Royal Mafia, a gang of violent thugs who terrorise their neighbourhood. They and the officers doomed to serve at Handstead wrestle constantly for dominance. This is the story of some of those police officers - the Grim Brothers, Psycho, Pizza, Piggy Malone and others, a group of hooligans in uniform and their journey through excess, despair and finally some form of salvation...

Football My Arse

Football My Arse
Author: Ricky Tomlinson
Publisher: Little Brown Uk
Total Pages: 256
Release: 2005
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780316730617

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I have always collected football stories like other people collect stamps, and it's great to get this opportunity to stick them in a book' From the bestselling author of RICKY comes this collection of hilarious anecdotes about football, with stories about the stars themselves, the fans, the girlfriends, the managers ... in fact every aspect of the beautiful - and occasionally ridiculous - game. Recounted with Ricky Tomlinson's trademark wit, this is a bright and brilliantly entertaining collection that will delight football fans everywhere.

Work-Life Balance My Arse!

Work-Life Balance My Arse!
Author: Debbie Ireland
Publisher:
Total Pages: 156
Release: 2020
Genre: Quality of work life
ISBN: 9780473530921

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"Work-life balance is not just a hot topic - it's a deeply misunderstood construct. We are told we should be striving for that elusive balance, the answer to feeling stressed and overwhelmed, finding happiness and contentment. However this quest for balance is futile...Each chapter provides practical steps you can take to identify what "matters most" to you, to integrate your work and your life in ways that work for you and are true to your values, and to live with a greater sense of purpose. Understand the myths, release your struggle for perfection and enjoy the journey to creating a magical life for yourself and those you love" -- provided by publisher.

Where Is My Butt?

Where Is My Butt?
Author: Donald Budge
Publisher: Union Square Kids
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2019
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781454934479

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Do you know where your butt is? Morty the penguin has no idea! He's pretty sure he has one, but where IS it? So he does what any reasonable penguin would do: ask. But no one around him can help, so he goes on a wild trip--all the way to outer space-- to find the answer. Morty's crazy adventures will make kids laugh their butts off!