Never Shag a Scorpio

Never Shag a Scorpio
Author: B.J. Lovegood
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 123
Release: 2023-04-27
Genre: Body, Mind & Spirit
ISBN: 1529907381
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Have you ever been ensnared by a Scorpio? Ghosted by a Gemini? Catfished by a Cancer? Well dear reader, this is the book for you. Strap in as Astrologer B.J. Lovegood takes you on a journey through the galaxy where you'll learn how to dodge red flags and avoid dating disasters. Never Shag a Scorpio is an amorous adventure through the zodiac. Funny, smutty and embarrassingly accurate, it will teach you how to lure a Leo, turn on a Taurus and impress a Pisces' parents. Complete with full romantic profiles for each star sign and hilarious and handy listicles such as 'Top 5 places to have sex with a Sagittarius' and 'A Taurus's top 5 breakup songs', this book is your go-to guide to navigating the steamy side of astrology.

Shag's Zodiac

Shag's Zodiac
Author: Eve Lederman
Publisher: Agate Surrey
Total Pages: 88
Release: 2004
Genre: Art
ISBN: 9781572840676
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Lederman features 12 new paintings by Shag--beatnik chicks, cool dudes, and other typical denizens of Shag's retro world--each based on a zodiac sign and printed on a two-page spread, along with witty text and artwork.

What's Your F*cking Sign?

What's Your F*cking Sign?
Author: Amelia Wood
Publisher: Castle Point Books
Total Pages: 192
Release: 2020-11-10
Genre: Body, Mind & Spirit
ISBN: 1250272483
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Your astrological makeup is no f*cking joke. Amelia Wood's What's Your F*cking Sign? is your opportunity to better relate to your managers, coworkers, love interests, friends, and family and know why they do all the sh*t they do. If you have ever wondered why your Aries boss is such a hard-ass, been convinced that a Virgo in your life sleeps with a label maker under their pillow, or tried to get your Capricorn friend to lighten the f*ck up, just look to the stars. Full of sun-sign-specific details about all twelve members of the zodiac, you can discover all the right ways to attract, befriend, love, and otherwise handle the people in your life based on their cosmic DNA. When your Pisces friend is emoting, show them a little love! When that Aquarius in your social feed is on their soapbox, have a listen! And when your Leo lover wants the spotlight, know they'll give you plenty of warmth from that glow, too. Embrace all the incredible ways astrology is there to guide you through your batsh*t interactions, curious crossroads, and sweetest moments with each and every sign. So, What's Your F*cking Sign?

Juche - How to Live Well the North Korean Way

Juche - How to Live Well the North Korean Way
Author: B.J. Lovegood
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 92
Release: 2020-10-29
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1473584396
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'Game changing. Juche is to shape the cultural zeitgeist just as The Little Book of Hygge did.' Fern Brady 'A book to bring shame upon our depraved morals and our wilted-spinach governments.' Ivo Graham How did North Korea become the top-rated destination on Tripadvisor? The answer is Juche ... 'In this earth-quaking lifestyle manifesto, I, Comrade Hyun-gi, will share with you the blueprint to a healthier, happier way of life. Juche will teach you westerners how sleeping under your desk yields a better work/life balance; why food rationing promotes a greater generosity of spirit; how sealed borders prevent the agony of long-distance relationships and why pensions prevent people from living in the moment. So come, dear Comrade, and step free from the landmines and tripwires of capitalism and march with me towards the socialist dawn that awaits us all.' 'As dry as it is daft - I loved it.' Jordan Brookes

The Quotable Scorpio

The Quotable Scorpio
Author: Mary Valby
Publisher: SCB Distributors
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2012-01-02
Genre: Body, Mind & Spirit
ISBN: 193699819X
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The Quotable Scorpio describes the powerful, possessive Scorpio personality with more than 600 quotes and examples from famous Scorpios like Martin Luther, Pablo Picasso, Condoleezza Rice and Bill Gates. Scorpios describe their natural Talents for commitment and personal evolution in one chapter, addressing Challenges like jealousy and control in another. Chapters about Work, Creativity, Sports and Relationships show how the Scorpio traits of intensity and sexuality come through in specific arenas. The Quotable Scorpio reveals a dozen Scorpion specialties such as more U.S. First Ladies and more unlawful celebrity behavior than any other zodiac sign.

Astrostyle

Astrostyle
Author: Tali Edut
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 260
Release: 2007-11-01
Genre: Body, Mind & Spirit
ISBN: 074325371X
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What's Your Astrostyle? From Dating to Dressing to Discovering Your Dreams Will a Leo-Scorpio match spawn a royal rumble or a sweet success? Why do some Tauruses seem more in love with their reflections than with you? Which clothes will maximize your sign's mojo and which will prompt the fashion police to put you under house arrest? Dishing the hottest advice under the sun signs, AstroTwins Tali & Ophira Edut -- the official astrologers for Teen People -- will guide you through the wild world of relationships, personal style, and everyday life -- with glamour, style, and a pinch of celebrity stardust. Spicing their savvy advice with insights into pop icons like J. Lo (a classic Leo megastar), Josh Hartnett (a sensitive Cancer boy), and Britney Spears (a feisty Sagittarius), the AstroTwins cover the whole universe of teen experience, including: Love: How to make any astro relationship last -- and how to end it fast Fashion: Cosmic wardrobe hints, custom-made for your sign Livin' it up: Tips on picking friends, managing your issues, and finding a favorite hangout Destiny: How the stars can guide you to fame, fortune, and figuring it all out