Little Penis Oh the Places You'll Grow!

Little Penis Oh the Places You'll Grow!
Author: Craig Yoe
Publisher: Dare You Stamp Company
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2013-11-05
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781604334500

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The adventures of Little Penis continue! He’s been around the block but he’s ready for more- and not letting anything stand in his way! This finger puppet parody book continues the story of Little Penis, and this time, he’s ready for new heights, great sights, and some positive vibes! Just put your finger in the puppet hole and read along as he shakes off his lows and gets back on the rise!

Little Penis Santa Claus

Little Penis Santa Claus
Author: Craig Yoe
Publisher: Cider Mill Press
Total Pages: 12
Release: 2018-10-30
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1604334479

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Little Penis is back—and this time, our perpetually perky protagonist is wearing his Santa Hat! This perfect parody is bound to grow on you! In keeping with its predecessors, Little Penis and Little Penis: Oh, The Places You’ll Grow!, this festive new addition to the series is sure to get a rise out of even the Grinchiest Scrooge in your life! Little Penis Santa Claus is the perfect gift or stocking stuffer…and get your camera ready for some photo-ops, because you won’t be able to resist animating the fuzzy little finger puppet in this hysterical parody of the popular puppet book format.’”

How To Grow Your Penis

How To Grow Your Penis
Author: Daniel D'apollonio
Publisher: Apex Universay Pty Limited
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2016-12-20
Genre:
ISBN: 9780987621573

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This book has lots of actionable techniques on how to naturally increase the size and girth of your penis with no equipment. This might sound unpleasant but it's a fact: We are living in a masculine world. We are living in a world that is idolizing masculine values- even our own language indirectly conveys this fact. Many words and expressions such as "man up" that mean "be strong/brave" assert (though indirectly) how the world views masculinity. Among other issues such as general body physique, you'll find that most men actually care so much about improving sexual performance- they want to have longer sex and protect their masculine image in this respect and if they think the penis size is the deterrent, it can lead to stress and anxiety if there is no available, working solution. I believe this is only a natural response to the expectations of the world we live in and the societal demands we cannot escape from. Think about it; most women wouldn't want to give you any hope of having sex with you if they think you are not just 'gifted' down there. If you have a small penis, perhaps showering with men around you will constantly remind you of how lacking you are in that area of your life irrespective of how successful you are in other spheres of life. Obviously, your ego will be constantly bruised when the topic of penis sizes, sex and related topics come up. And even when you go to urinals and other men who are 'gifted' well don't shy from holding theirs with pride for anyone who cares to look to see it, you will constantly feel bad about yourself and how lacking you are. Your self-confidence and self-esteem takes a nosedive, which subsequently affects other aspects of your life. If you are tired of being shy about your small penis and perhaps have experienced any of the problems above, let this book be the beginning of the end of your silent suffering. With this book, I'll be focusing on the 'member'. Do you have doubts about your penis size? If your answer is a sorry 'yes', don't worry; I will teach you how you make your penis larger (in girth and length) to change how you feel and think about yourself completely for the better, the natural way i.e. no tools/equipment needed!

Salish Myths and Legends

Salish Myths and Legends
Author: M. Terry Thompson
Publisher: U of Nebraska Press
Total Pages: 508
Release: 2008-01-01
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 9780803217645

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The rich storytelling traditions of Salish-speaking peoples in the Pacific Northwest of North America are showcased in this anthology of story, legend, song, and oratory. From the Bitterroot Mountains to the Pacific Ocean, Salish-speaking communities such as the Bella Coola, Shuswap, Tillamook, Quinault, Colville-Okanagan, Coeur d'Alene, and Flathead have always been guided and inspired by the stories of previous generations. Many of the most influential and powerful of those tales appear in this volume.øSalish Myths and Legends features an array of Trickster stories centered on Coyote, Mink, and other memorable characters, as well as stories of the frightening Basket Ogress, accounts of otherworldly journeys, classic epic cycles such as South Wind?s Journeys and the Bluejay Cycle, tales of such legendary animals as Beaver and Lady Louse from the beginning of time, and stories that explain why things are the way they are. The anthology also includes humorous traditional tales, speeches, and fascinating stories of encounters with whites, including ?Circling Raven and the Jesuits.?øøTranslated by leading scholars working in close collaboration with Salish storytellers, these stories are certain to entertain and provoke, vividly testifying to the enduring power of storytelling in Native communities.

The Little Penis: A Finger Puppet Parody Book

The Little Penis: A Finger Puppet Parody Book
Author: Craig Yoe
Publisher: Dare You Stamp Company
Total Pages: 12
Release: 2013-01-08
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1604333081

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Meet Little Penis, the cute dinky winky you bring to life when you put your finger in the puppet in this delightfully crass and hilarious parody board book for adults. This board book parodies children’s finger puppet books with its bold colors and simple illustrations, but this book is not for children! Instead, put your finger in the hole in the back of the book, and follow the adventures of Little Penis as he goes swimming (poor shrinking Penis!); gets out of bed early, so big and tall; gets a gentle kiss and hug (along with a good hard tug); head to a bar, gets drunk, and hooks up; and more—getting bigger and bigger with the turn of each page. Sometimes he’s up and sometimes he’s down, but there’s a happy ending as he finds his snug, warm place called home!

Sand Talk

Sand Talk
Author: Tyson Yunkaporta
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 256
Release: 2020-05-12
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 0062975633

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A paradigm-shifting book in the vein of Sapiens that brings a crucial Indigenous perspective to historical and cultural issues of history, education, money, power, and sustainability—and offers a new template for living. As an indigenous person, Tyson Yunkaporta looks at global systems from a unique perspective, one tied to the natural and spiritual world. In considering how contemporary life diverges from the pattern of creation, he raises important questions. How does this affect us? How can we do things differently? In this thoughtful, culturally rich, mind-expanding book, he provides answers. Yunkaporta’s writing process begins with images. Honoring indigenous traditions, he makes carvings of what he wants to say, channeling his thoughts through symbols and diagrams rather than words. He yarns with people, looking for ways to connect images and stories with place and relationship to create a coherent world view, and he uses sand talk, the Aboriginal custom of drawing images on the ground to convey knowledge. In Sand Talk, he provides a new model for our everyday lives. Rich in ideas and inspiration, it explains how lines and symbols and shapes can help us make sense of the world. It’s about how we learn and how we remember. It’s about talking to everyone and listening carefully. It’s about finding different ways to look at things. Most of all it’s about a very special way of thinking, of learning to see from a native perspective, one that is spiritually and physically tied to the earth around us, and how it can save our world. Sand Talk include 22 black-and-white illustrations that add depth to the text.

Carpet Monsters and Killer Spores

Carpet Monsters and Killer Spores
Author: Nicholas P. Money
Publisher:
Total Pages: 191
Release: 2004
Genre: House & Home
ISBN: 0195172272

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Molds are everywhere: we inhale their microscopic spores from birth to death. But when an investigation in Ohio revealed that babies suffering from a serious lung illness had been exposed to a toxic black mold in their homes, millions of Americans became nervous about patches of mold in their own basements and bathrooms. Before long, lawsuits were filed by the residents of mold-contaminated homes in every state. By failing to address water damage, building contractors, plumbers, and insurance agents were held liable for exposing families to an unprecedented microbiological hazard. The mold crisis soon developed into a fully-fledged media circus. In Carpet Monsters and Killer Spores, Nicholas Money explores the science behind the headlines and courtroom dramas, and profiles the toxin-producing mold that is a common inhabitant of water-damaged buildings. Nicholas Money tells the most important mycological story since potato blight, with his inimitable style of scientific clarity and dark humor.

Daughter of Smoke & Bone

Daughter of Smoke & Bone
Author: Laini Taylor
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 356
Release: 2011-09-27
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 0316192147

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The first book in the New York Times bestselling epic fantasy trilogy by award-winning author Laini Taylor Around the world, black handprints are appearing on doorways, scorched there by winged strangers who have crept through a slit in the sky. In a dark and dusty shop, a devil's supply of human teeth grown dangerously low. And in the tangled lanes of Prague, a young art student is about to be caught up in a brutal otherworldly war. Meet Karou. She fills her sketchbooks with monsters that may or may not be real; she's prone to disappearing on mysterious "errands"; she speaks many languages--not all of them human; and her bright blue hair actually grows out of her head that color. Who is she? That is the question that haunts her, and she's about to find out. When one of the strangers--beautiful, haunted Akiva--fixes his fire-colored eyes on her in an alley in Marrakesh, the result is blood and starlight, secrets unveiled, and a star-crossed love whose roots drink deep of a violent past. But will Karou live to regret learning the truth about herself?

Occidendos Esse: I - Clix

Occidendos Esse: I - Clix
Author: White Elephant Snow*
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 106
Release: 2010-10-18
Genre: Poetry
ISBN: 1453509305

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The nights a trifle chilly, and the stars are very bright A heavy dew is falling, but the tent is rigged alright You may rest your bones till morning, Then if you chance to wake, Give me a call about the time that daylight starts to break

The Sense of an Ending

The Sense of an Ending
Author: Julian Barnes
Publisher: Random House Canada
Total Pages: 162
Release: 2011-08-02
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0307360830

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Winner of the 2011 Booker Prize and #1 international bestseller, The Sense of an Ending is a masterpiece. The story of a man coming to terms with the mutable past, Julian Barnes's award-winning novel is laced with his trademark precision, dexterity and insight. It is the work of one of the world's most distinguished writers. Tony Webster and his clique first met Adrian Finn at school. Sex-hungry and book-hungry, they navigated the girl drought of gawky adolescence together, trading in affectations, in-jokes, rumour and wit. Maybe Adrian was a little more serious than the others, certainly more intelligent, but they swore to stay friends forever. Until Adrian's life took a turn into tragedy, and all of them, especially Tony, moved on and did their best to forget. Now Tony is in middle age. He's had a career and a marriage, a calm divorce. He gets along nicely, he thinks, with his one child, a daughter, and even with his ex-wife. He's certainly never tried to hurt anybody. Memory, though, is imperfect. It can always throw up surprises, as a lawyer's letter is about to prove. The unexpected bequest conveyed by that letter leads Tony on a dogged search through a past suddenly turned murky. And how do you carry on, contentedly, when events conspire to upset all your vaunted truths?