Jokes for Blokes

Jokes for Blokes
Author: Llewellyn Dowd
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 578
Release: 2011-10-06
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 144649148X

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 9 pints What do you call a man with a 2 inch penis? Justin What's pink and hard in the morning? The Financial Times crossword Did you hear about the consignment of Viagra pills stolen from a warehouse? Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals An aeroplane is about to crash, when a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.' She removes all her clothing and asks, 'Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?' A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, 'Here, iron this!' The greatest ever collection of dirty jokes guaranteed to offend and outrage the prudish. Full of hilarious gags, it's totally politically incorrect, unashamedly x-rated and downright filthy. Definitely one to keep well out of the way of the mother-in-law...

New Woman Blokes Jokes 3

New Woman Blokes Jokes 3
Author: Louise Johnson
Publisher: Carlton Publishing Group
Total Pages: 192
Release: 2003
Genre: Man-woman relationships
ISBN: 9781844429578

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New Woman is the magazine for today's modern woman. Sophisticated yet fun and light-hearted, it was voted Magazine of the Year in 1999. New Woman Bloke Jokes 3 is the third collection of the best and funniest witticisms about men. The ability of men to make fools of themselves seems to be matched only by the ability of women to mock them for it as this - third in the successful series of joke books for women - clearly demonstrates. There are snappy one-liners, longer jokes and amusing lists, but the butt of the humour is always the same - the dumber half of the species: that strange, mostly harmless, creature known as the bloke! The 'Bloke Jokes' feature is a popular part of the fantastically popular magazine New Woman, and this book is crammed with nearly 300 jokes designed to put blokes back in their place! New Woman magazine is aimed at the ABCI market and has a monthly circulation of 280,000, and New Woman Bloke Jokes 3 will be advertised in the pages of the magazine and on their web site.

New Woman Little Book of Bloke Jokes 2

New Woman Little Book of Bloke Jokes 2
Author: Louise Johnson
Publisher: Carlton Publishing Group
Total Pages: 160
Release: 2005-09-01
Genre: Men
ISBN: 9781844423613

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New Woman Little Book of Bloke Jokes 2 is a pocket-sized collection of the best and funniest humour about men, as seen in New Woman magazine's feature of the same name. The jokes cover everything you've ever found funny about the opposite sex, from their sex, food and hygiene habits to their sport and car obsessions to their takes on love and romance.

Hilarious Jokes for Brilliant Blokes

Hilarious Jokes for Brilliant Blokes
Author: Pop Press
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 106
Release: 2023-10-05
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1529929784

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What's better than sharing a joke? Sharing 400 jokes. Give the gift of a laugh to your family comedian. This ultimate collection of laughs is packed with awesome jokes suitable for all ages - a book everyone can enjoy together. Featuring the cheesiest jokes imaginable: I'm scared of lifts. So I take steps to avoid them. Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that. I went to a still-life exhibition. It was quite good, but not moving. I used to run a dating service for chickens but I was struggling to make hens meet. I hate Russian dolls. They are so full of themselves. ... and hundreds more...

Great Jokes about Crap Blokes

Great Jokes about Crap Blokes
Author: Carlton Books, Limited
Publisher:
Total Pages: 96
Release: 2004-03-01
Genre: English wit and humor
ISBN: 9781844428038

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The Big Book of Bloke Jokes

The Big Book of Bloke Jokes
Author: New Woman Magazine
Publisher: Carlton Publishing Group
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2002
Genre: English wit and humor
ISBN: 9781842226643

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The Bloke-a-saurus

The Bloke-a-saurus
Author: Gus Worland
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 400
Release: 2018-07-23
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1925596583

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Gargantuan gags. Goofs and giggles for your favourite fella. With royalties donated to support men's mental health. Knockabout brothers Gus and Steve Worland know a good joke when they hear one, and this smorgasbord of their favourite gags and yarns will keep the men in your life giggling all the way to the dunny and back. Full of the Worland brothers’ best jokes about being a dad, a son, a mate, a husband and much, much more, this collection gives you their funniest thigh-slappers, from one-liners and wait-for-its to shaggy dog stories, knock knocks, lightbulb jokes, Aussie rhyming slang, the longest and shortest joke in the world … and of course, their choicest and most time-honoured dad jokes. Through laughter and a tipping of the hat to the important things in life, The Bloke-a-Saurus also presents the wisdom of the ages with advice from the masters that helps grow boys into men, and stories that remind us that while we're all laughing, some blokes are doing it tougher than others. Royalties will be donated to Gotcha 4 Life Foundation to help fund the training of male crisis counsellors.

Christmas Jokes for Grumpy Blokes

Christmas Jokes for Grumpy Blokes
Author: Nick Harris
Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books
Total Pages: 320
Release: 2020-10-15
Genre:
ISBN: 9781789292794

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Christmas comes but once a year... and in the world of the grumpy bloke, that's once too often! But turn that frown upside down with the hundreds of jokes and one-liners in this book of festive fun. There's nothing like a good laugh to chase away the winter blues or cheer yourself up and, let's face it, some people need it more than others! Make sure the grumpy bloke in your life is well entertained (even when he really doesn't want to be) by the gags and jokes in this whopping compendium of Christmas funnies from a veritable master of the art, Nick Harris. From Christmas jumpers to sad-sack Santas and from broken tree lights to shocking Christmas dinners, there are jokes a plenty to raise a smile in even the grumpiest bloke... OK then, a snigger... the merest hint of an upturned lip...? Oh, come on, it's FUNNY!