Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II
Author: Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Total Pages: 158
Release: 2007-09-25
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0345494245

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Clearly one redneck dictionary was not enough. And it’s no wonder. The South is positively bursting at the seams with colorful words and turns of phrases in this distinct dialect. Now men and women from all across this great land can further fine-tune their fluency and showcase their confidence when speaking to folks who hail from below the Mason-Dixon line. Need a crash course in this truly inspired lingo? Well, Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary II puts the “vern” in “vernacular,” offering up a veritable gumbo of must-be-known selections: infamy (in’fe-mé) adv. and n. another person’s intent to exact physical punishment. “Ever since I stole his girlfriend, Bobby’s had it infamy.” assassin (e-sas’-en) v. to disrespect verbally. “Don’t just stand there assassin me, boy–go clean your room!” honor student (än’-er stu’-dent) prep. and n. to be positioned over, and supported by, a pupil. “Yeah, I knew piano lessons after midnight was weird, but I still didn’t suspect nothin’ till I caught her honor student.” So open your ears and activate your funny bone with this hilarious, practical, and playfully illustrated reference. It’s like having your very own personal dialect coach–one who doesn’t mind getting picked up and read and laughed at and passed along to friends.

Jeff Foxworthy's Complete Redneck Dictionary

Jeff Foxworthy's Complete Redneck Dictionary
Author: Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher: Random House Digital, Inc.
Total Pages: 385
Release: 2008
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0345507029

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Brings together all three of the reference guides to redneck culture and linguistics into a single A-to-Z resource that offers new definitions for such words as "iota," "ostrich," and "sandwich."

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary
Author: Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher: Fawcett
Total Pages: 160
Release: 2009-06-24
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0307495566

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Hey, you! The one holding the book. Have you ever seen a volume like this? Well, whether you realize it or not, it’s the one you’ve been waiting for. Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary will teach you how to speak this unique Southern dialect fluently. Whether you’re blue-collar or hoity-toity, swimming in cash or betting your bottom dollar, a little bit country or a lot of city slicker, this practical reference to redneck words and turns of phrases will give you hours of laughs. So expand your horizons and learn another language with this fun, instructive, and hilariously illustrated book as your guide. After all, speaking redneck is a heck of a lot easier than speaking French!

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary III

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary III
Author: Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher: Villard Books
Total Pages: 151
Release: 2007
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0345498488

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In a third zany parody of traditional pocket dictionaries, the popular comedian draws on material from his hit TV show Blue Collar TV to present an all-new selection of whimsical "Redneck" definitions for such terms as "yahoo" and "tenuous." 350,000 first printing.

You Might Be a Redneck If . . .

You Might Be a Redneck If . . .
Author: Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 56
Release: 1997-10
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780836237382

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Designed to generate impulse sales, titles in this line are carefully balanced for gift giving, self-purchase, or collecting. Little Books may be small in size, but they're big in titles and sales.

No Shirt. No Shoes....No Problem!

No Shirt. No Shoes....No Problem!
Author: Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher: Hachette Books
Total Pages: 261
Release: 2009-06-15
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1401394655

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America's favorite Southern-fried, stand-up comedian and TV sitcom star Jeff Foxworthy brings his humor to the page in this riotous laugh-out-loud book. In No Shirt. No Shoes. . . . No Problem!, Foxworthy examines the hilarity of growing up, love, sex, crazy families, roommates, friendship, mooning, having a crush on your cousin, and the real stories behind many of his favorite Redneck jokes. So get ready: You're in for a helluva good time!

Git-R-Done

Git-R-Done
Author: Larry the Cable Guy
Publisher: Crown
Total Pages: 290
Release: 2006-06-06
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0307237672

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Chock-Full of Straight Talk About America. . . And Some Jokes, Too! Larry the Cable Guy on . . . NASCAR: It’s a lotta good old-fashioned fun started by a buncha moonshiners. Just seein’ all the ZZ Top–lookin’ folks drinkin’ beer, havin’ a good time, and not givin’ a darn is awesome. And that’s just the women! Dieting: I once went on the “liquid diet.” I was supposed to drink nothin’ but liquids for a week. But I got so drunk and sick of that Jim Beam and Coke, I’ll never drink it again. Why his catchphrase “git-r-done” is better than other catchphrases: Ya can’t be at a ball game with two outs in the ninth inning and yell to the pitcher “Bounty is the quicker picker-upper!!” It makes no sense. But you could yell “Git-r-done” and everyone would know what you meant. The red state–blue state divide: Is Dr. Seuss runnin’ the government? Larry’s mom on Larry’s book: “There’s really not much I can say here except for I apologize to everyone ahead of time for the crap you are about to read.” —Larry’s mom Also available as an eBook.

Redneck Classic

Redneck Classic
Author: Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher:
Total Pages: 148
Release: 1995
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781563522284

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This volume picks the most memorable lines from all six previous books and offer approximately 25 percent new material, including 150 previously unpublished You Might Be A Redneck If... punch lines. Let the laughter roll on.

Jeff Foxworthy's Complete Redneck Dictionary

Jeff Foxworthy's Complete Redneck Dictionary
Author: Jeff Foxworthy
Publisher: Villard
Total Pages: 385
Release: 2008-11-04
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0345509862

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There’s no such thing as too much redneck. And it’s easy to understand why. A veritable gumbo of indigenous ingenuity, this deliciously distinct dialect rolls off the tongue like drool in the presence of a barbecue sandwich. Now, just in time for no time in particular, Jeff Foxworthy’s three bestsellers are rolled into one hilarious redneck reference. This practical, portable A-to-Z crash course will have you laughing and learning your way to flawless southern slang. Say after me: bay • ou (bi´-ü), v. and n. to purchase for another. “I just walked right up to her and said, ‘Hey darlin’, lemme bayou a drink.’ ” doo • dle (düd´-el), n. and v. a male person and his predicted actions. “Don’t even look at him, ’cuz that doodle kill you.” tor • toise (tort´-es), v. and n. to have imparted knowledge or wisdom to a group. “That stupid teacher never tortoise nothin’. ” Whether you’re a newbie looking to connect with your inner redneck or a seasoned pro hoping to sharpen your skills, The Complete Redneck Dictionary is the only reference you’ll ever need. Picking up Redneck (and this book) has never been easier.