I'm Joking, Genius!

I'm Joking, Genius!
Author: Tom E. Moffatt
Publisher: Tom E. Moffatt
Total Pages: 135
Release: 2023-05-30
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1991161786

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Bored of hearing the same old simple jokes? Sharpen your wit and sizzle your synapses with over five hundred big-brain jokes. Hilariously crafted from clever categories, such as Geometric Japes and Viking Vagary, these jokes will extend, enlighten and entertain even the brainiest of jokesters. Complete with brief introductions from the author and a glossary to expand your vocabulary, this book will give your brain the workout it’s been craving. So, caress that cranium, genius... it’s time for some intellectual jokes: What did Shakespeare say when writing a play about shapes? 2D or not 2D? That is the question. How do you freeze tears? With cryogenics What did the chief do when he lost an eye? He became a chef Who stopped the spread of cheesy jokes in Ancient Greece? Alexander the Grater Why were there no Vikings called Ruth? Because they were Ruthless Grab a copy now for hundreds more big-brain jokes for jokesters aged twelve and beyond...

I Am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President

I Am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President
Author: Josh Lieb
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 209
Release: 2009-10-13
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1101150939

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Family Guy meets Election in this hilarious young adult debut! Twelve-year-old Oliver Watson’s got the IQ of a grilled cheese sandwich. Or so everyone in Omaha thinks. In reality, Oliver’s a mad evil genius on his way to world domination, and he’s used his great brain to make himself the third-richest person on earth! Then Oliver’s father—and archnemesis—makes a crack about the upcoming middle school election, and Oliver takes it as a personal challenge. He’ll run, and he’ll win! Turns out, though, that overthrowing foreign dictators is actually way easier than getting kids to like you. . . Can this evil genius win the class presidency and keep his true identity a secret, all in time to impress his dad?

Comic Genius

Comic Genius
Author:
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 214
Release: 2013-10-15
Genre: Photography
ISBN: 1452131953

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This star-studded tribute to the kings and queens of comedy draws together such legendary names as Steve Martin, Tina Fey, Steve Carell, Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams, Ricky Gervais, and many more. Granted extraordinary access, photographer Matt Hoyle has captured his subjects in portraits that are works of art in themselves—by turns zany and deadpan, laugh-out-loud and contemplative. Accompanying them are first-person reflections from each of the comedians on life and laughter that always cut straight to the heart of comedy: it's funny because it's true. Page after sidesplitting page in Comic Genius offers prose as engaging as each portrait is memorable. Here, in one handsome package, is the gift of laughter itself. Comic Genius is proud to support Save The Children.

Shrek the Musical (Songbook)

Shrek the Musical (Songbook)
Author:
Publisher: Hal Leonard Corporation
Total Pages: 321
Release: 2009-09-01
Genre: Music
ISBN: 1603784934

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(Piano/Vocal/Guitar Songbook). Features 18 piano/vocal selections from this Broadway hit that won both Tony and Drama Desk awards. Includes a plot synopsis, sensational color photos, and these tunes: The Ballad of Farquaad * Big Bright Beautiful World * Build a Wall * Don't Let Me Go * Donkey Pot Pie * Finale (This Is Our Story) * Freak Flag * I Know It's Today * I Think I Got You Beat * Make a Move * More to the Story * Morning Person * Story of My Life * This Is How a Dream Comes True * Travel Song * What's Up, Duloc? * When Words Fail * Who I'd Be.

Genius Facts & Jokes

Genius Facts & Jokes
Author: John Townsend
Publisher: The Salariya Book Company
Total Pages: 130
Release: 2021-02-09
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1912233002

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Truly Foul & Cheesy is a bestselling series of hilarious, fact-packed information books that will have young readers laughing as they’re learning. Quirky illustrations and bite-sized text provide an accessible and entertaining introduction to genius. Find out about eccentric scientists, ingenious inventors and the thin line between genius and madness. Hold onto your sides and dive in!

Not Quite a Genius

Not Quite a Genius
Author: Nate Dern
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 292
Release: 2017-08-08
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1501122223

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“Highly recommended reading for those hungry for surprise” (A.J. Jacobs, New York Times bestselling author)—a rollicking collection of personal stories and essays on relationships, technology, and contemporary society from the news editor at Funny or Die and former artistic director at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater. This hilarious collection of essays spans a wide variety of topics. There’s the open letter to Charles Manson, a brave archeologist’s journey into a suburban man cave, and a long overdue, sternly worded letter from Leif Erikson to Christopher Columbus. Walt Whitman even teaches a spin class. Nate Dern’s razor-sharp eye examines modern society and technology, man buns, dating apps, and juicing crazes. Anyone who’s ever scrunched their eyes at WiFi Terms & Conditions, listened to the reasons that led a vegetarian to give up meat, or looked on in horror at the evolving audacity of reality TV will appreciate Dern’s wicked and funny take on modern life. Not Quite a Genius is fun, and funny, “a breath of fresh air that you can eat up bit by bit or all at once” (Abbi Jacobson, cocreator and star of Broad City).

I'm Joking, Genius!

I'm Joking, Genius!
Author: Tom E. Moffatt
Publisher: I'm Joking
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2023-06
Genre:
ISBN: 9781991161772

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Bored of hearing the same old simple jokes? Sharpen your wit and sizzle your synapses with over five hundred big-brain jokes. Hilariously crafted from clever categories, such as Geometric Japes and Viking Vagary, these jokes will extend, enlighten and entertain even the brainiest of jokesters. Complete with brief introductions from the author and a glossary to expand your vocabulary, this book will give your brain the workout it's been craving. So, caress that cranium, genius... it's time for some intellectual jokes: What did Shakespeare say when writing a play about shapes? 2D or not 2D? That is the question. How do you freeze tears? With cryogenics What did the chief do when he lost an eye? He became a chef Who stopped the spread of cheesy jokes in Ancient Greece? Alexander the Grater Why were there no Vikings called Ruth? Because they were Ruthless Get your copy NOW for hundreds more big-brain jokes for jokesters aged twelve and beyond...

Gordy's Got a Problem

Gordy's Got a Problem
Author: A.F. Henley
Publisher: JMS Books LLC
Total Pages: 206
Release: 2020-03-21
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1646563212

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Living in downtown Toronto can be expensive and frustrating, but Leo is willing to deal with the traffic and working the overtime in order to experience everything else the city has to offer. Or would be, if he had any energy left to do so. The fact that his upstairs neighbour is making more noise that a herd of elephants isn't helping things either. Tired, irritated, and on the verge of losing his patience, Leo knows that things have got to change. Gordy is one of the most attractive young men that Leo has ever met, and Leo has no doubt in his mind that Gordy has been using those good looks to get whatever he wants for a very long time. So when Gordy starts turning on the charm, Leo can't help but wonder if it's actual interest or merely appeasement. Together they're going to try and figure out just what can be done with Gordy's new roommate -- an energetic, excitable, and very noisy young goat whose visit comes with a deathbed promise and a tight family bond. What Leo doesn't realise is that she also comes with an ability to make him understand more about himself than he could have ever imagined he needed to learn.