The Seinfeld Scripts

The Seinfeld Scripts
Author: Jerry Seinfeld
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 546
Release: 1998-04-30
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0060953039

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Jerry. George. Elaine. Kramer. We've followed their misadventures for nearly ten years on Thursday nights. Here, finally, are the scripts of the first two seasons that will take you back to the beginning of Seinfeld. Featuring the first 17 episodes ever aired, The Seinfeld Scripts contains all the great lines that have kept us laughing for years: the pilot episode, "The Seinfeld Chronicles," where it all began; George introduces his importer/exporter altar ego Art Vanderlay in "The Stakeout"; Kramer becomes obsessed with cantaloupe in "The Ex-Girlfriend"; Jerry and George meet Elaine's dad in "The Jacket"; is Jerry responsible for a poor Polish woman's death when he makes "The Pony Remark"?; Jerry and Elaine decide to become intimate again in "The Deal"; what will George do when he is banned from the executive bathroom in "The Revenge"?; and Jerry, George, and Elaine wait for a table in "The Chinese Restaurant." It's all here: the award-winning writing of Seinfeld, "the defining sitcom of our age". Created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. Elaine: My roommate has Lyme disease. Jerry: Lyme disease? I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome? Elaine: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease. George: She calls me up at my office she says, "We have to talk." Jerry: The four worst words in the English language. Kramer: What a body. Yeeaaah...that's for me. Jerry: Yeah and you're just what she's looking for, too--a stranger, leering through a pair of binoculars ten floors up.

On Beauty and Being Just

On Beauty and Being Just
Author: Elaine Scarry
Publisher: Princeton University Press
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2013-03-21
Genre: Philosophy
ISBN: 1400847354

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Have we become beauty-blind? For two decades or more in the humanities, various political arguments have been put forward against beauty: that it distracts us from more important issues; that it is the handmaiden of privilege; and that it masks political interests. In On Beauty and Being Just Elaine Scarry not only defends beauty from the political arguments against it but also argues that beauty does indeed press us toward a greater concern for justice. Taking inspiration from writers and thinkers as diverse as Homer, Plato, Marcel Proust, Simone Weil, and Iris Murdoch as well as her own experiences, Scarry offers up an elegant, passionate manifesto for the revival of beauty in our intellectual work as well as our homes, museums, and classrooms. Scarry argues that our responses to beauty are perceptual events of profound significance for the individual and for society. Presenting us with a rare and exceptional opportunity to witness fairness, beauty assists us in our attention to justice. The beautiful object renders fairness, an abstract concept, concrete by making it directly available to our sensory perceptions. With its direct appeal to the senses, beauty stops us, transfixes us, fills us with a "surfeit of aliveness." In so doing, it takes the individual away from the center of his or her self-preoccupation and thus prompts a distribution of attention outward toward others and, ultimately, she contends, toward ethical fairness. Scarry, author of the landmark The Body in Pain and one of our bravest and most creative thinkers, offers us here philosophical critique written with clarity and conviction as well as a passionate plea that we change the way we think about beauty.

I'm Elaine Doing Elaine Things

I'm Elaine Doing Elaine Things
Author: Elaines Publications
Publisher:
Total Pages: 120
Release: 2020-11-02
Genre:
ISBN:

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Marilou Is Everywhere

Marilou Is Everywhere
Author: Sarah Elaine Smith
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2019-07-30
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0525535268

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Finalist for the L.A. Times Book Prize for First Fiction One of NPR’s Favorite Books of 2019 A SKIMM READS PICK A BELLETRIST BOOK CLUB PICK "This novel reads like a miracle." —NPR Consumed by the longing for a different life, a teenager flees her family and carefully slips into another — replacing a girl whose own sudden disappearance still haunts the town. Fourteen-year-old Cindy and her two older brothers live in rural Pennsylvania, in a house with occasional electricity, two fierce dogs, one book, and a mother who comes and goes for months at a time. Deprived of adult supervision, the siblings rely on one another for nourishment of all kinds. As Cindy's brothers take on new responsibilities for her care, the shadow of danger looms larger and the status quo no longer seems tolerable. So when a glamorous teen from a more affluent, cultured home goes missing, Cindy escapes her own family's poverty and slips into the missing teen's life. As Jude Vanderjohn, Cindy is suddenly surrounded by books and art, by new foods and traditions, and most important, by a startling sense of possibility. In her borrowed life she also finds herself accepting the confused love of a mother who is constitutionally incapable of grasping what has happened to her real daughter. As Cindy experiences overwhelming maternal love for the first time, she must reckon with her own deceits and, in the process, learn what it means to be a daughter, a sister, and a neighbor. Marilou Is Everywhere is a powerful, propulsive portrait of an overlooked girl who finds for the first time that her choices matter.

I'm Elaine Doing Elaine Things

I'm Elaine Doing Elaine Things
Author: Elainees Publications
Publisher:
Total Pages: 120
Release: 2021-01-19
Genre:
ISBN:

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Zombies Don't Eat Veggies!

Zombies Don't Eat Veggies!
Author: Jorge Lacera
Publisher: Children's Book Press (CA)
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2019-04-02
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781620147948

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Mo Romero is a zombie who loves nothing more than growing, cooking, and eating vegetables. Tomatoes? Tantalizing. Peppers? Pure perfection! The problem? Mo's parents insist that their niño eat only zombie cuisine, like arm--panadas and finger foods. They tell Mo over and over that zombies don't eat veggies. But Mo can't imagine a lifetime of just eating zombie food and giving up his veggies. As he questions his own zombie identity, Mo tries his best to convince his parents to give peas a chance. Super duo Megan and Jorge Lacera make their picture--book debut with this sweet story about family, self--discovery, and the power of acceptance. It's a delectable tale that zombie and nonzombie fans alike will devour.

I'm Elaine Doing Elaine Things

I'm Elaine Doing Elaine Things
Author: Goodplan house Journals
Publisher:
Total Pages: 111
Release: 2020-04-21
Genre:
ISBN:

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Elaine at the Gates

Elaine at the Gates
Author: William Babington Maxwell
Publisher:
Total Pages: 414
Release: 1924
Genre: Autographs
ISBN:

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A marriage of convenience becomes a nightmare for a young bride when the husband decides to pursue his conjugal rights.

Elaine

Elaine
Author: Laurence Carter
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 384
Release: 2015-03-04
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 132620467X

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At 23 Elaine has achieved much more than a woman of her age in 1939 might have expected - or predicted. She is single minded, ambitious and highly intelligent and can handle the heavy responsibility that has fallen on her as war threatens. It seems that anything is possible. She is wooed by a neighbour, one of 'nature's gentleman', modest, unselfish, but limited. Frank desperately wants to marry her. Then she meets Robert Leonard, owner of the largest department store in Brighton, the most eligible man in the town and falls deeply in love with a man who seems to correspond to all her instincts and ambitions. The story takes Elaine and her family through the war and into the fifties and as she watches her bright daughter grow up she is determined that she shall not fall into the trap that ensnared Elaine. This is Part One of The Brighton Trilogy.

Elaine's Ride

Elaine's Ride
Author: Judy Hagen
Publisher: Trafford Publishing
Total Pages: 169
Release: 2004
Genre: Authors, American
ISBN: 1412041155

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Elaine's Ride tells the story of one woman's journey through life. It encompasses all kinds of experiences and relationships beginning in childhood and ending in adulthood. It is a healthy diet for the spiritual and the sexual among us. It chronicles the ups and downs of a gay woman growing up in the 1970's. It is bold in its descriptions of bisexual encounters, poignant in its study of grief and loss, and educational in its profession of faith. It is uplifting and must reading for anyone who has ever questioned his or her purpose in life. It teaches us that, despite the negativity which may frequently and inevitably surround us, there is always hope; there is always love; and there is always the positive choice to accept the unwavering belief that everything happens for a reason.