I Can't Make This Up

I Can't Make This Up
Author: Kevin Hart
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 452
Release: 2017-06-06
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 150115558X

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New York Times bestselling author, superstar comedian, and Hollywood box office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word in this “hilarious but also heartfelt” (Elle) memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself. The question you’re probably asking yourself right now is: What does Kevin Hart have that a book also has? According to the three people who have seen Kevin Hart and a book in the same room, the answer is clear: A book is compact. Kevin Hart is compact. A book has a spine that holds it together. Kevin Hart has a spine that holds him together. A book has a beginning. Kevin Hart’s life uniquely qualifies him to write this book by also having a beginning. It begins in North Philadelphia. He was born an accident, unwanted by his parents. His father was a drug addict who was in and out of jail. His brother was a crack dealer and petty thief. And his mother was overwhelmingly strict, beating him with belts, frying pans, and his own toys. The odds, in short, were stacked against our young hero. But Kevin Hart, like Ernest Hemingway, J.K. Rowling, and Chocolate Droppa before him, was able to defy the odds and turn it around. In his literary debut, he takes us on a journey through what his life was, what it is today, and how he’s overcome each challenge to become the man he is today. And that man happens to be the biggest comedian in the world, with tours that sell out football stadiums and films that have collectively grossed over $3.5 billion. He achieved this not just through hard work, determination, and talent. “Hart is an incredibly magnetic storyteller, on the page as he is onstage, and that’s what shines through [in this] genial, entertaining guide to a life in comedy” (Kirkus Reviews).

I Can Make This Promise

I Can Make This Promise
Author: Christine Day
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2019-10-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0062872036

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In her debut middle grade novel—inspired by her family’s history—Christine Day tells the story of a girl who uncovers her family’s secrets—and finds her own Native American identity. All her life, Edie has known that her mom was adopted by a white couple. So, no matter how curious she might be about her Native American heritage, Edie is sure her family doesn’t have any answers. Until the day when she and her friends discover a box hidden in the attic—a box full of letters signed “Love, Edith,” and photos of a woman who looks just like her. Suddenly, Edie has a flurry of new questions about this woman who shares her name. Could she belong to the Native family that Edie never knew about? But if her mom and dad have kept this secret from her all her life, how can she trust them to tell her the truth now?

Marcus Makes a Movie

Marcus Makes a Movie
Author: Kevin Hart
Publisher: Crown Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 208
Release: 2021-06-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0593179161

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Stand-up comedian and Hollywood box-office hit Kevin Hart keeps the laughs coming in an illustrated middle-grade novel about a boy who has big dreams of making a blockbuster superhero film. Perfect for readers of James Patterson's Middle School series and Lincoln Peirce's Big Nate series. Marcus is NOT happy to be stuck in after-school film class . . . until he realizes he can turn the story of the cartoon superhero he’s been drawing for years into an actual MOVIE! There’s just one problem: he has no idea what he’s doing. So he’ll need help, from his friends, his teachers, Sierra, the strong-willed classmate with creative dreams of her own, even Tyrell, the local bully who’d be a perfect movie villain if he weren’t too terrifying to talk to. Making this movie won’t be easy. But as Marcus discovers, nothing great ever is—and if you want your dream to come true, you’ve got to put in the hustle to make it happen. Comedy superstar Kevin Hart teams up with award-winning author Geoff Rodkey and lauded illustrator David Cooper for a hilarious, illustrated, and inspiring story about bringing your creative goals to life and never giving up, even when nothing’s going your way.

You Can't Make This Stuff Up

You Can't Make This Stuff Up
Author: Theresa Caputo
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 5
Release: 2015-08-18
Genre: Body, Mind & Spirit
ISBN: 1476764441

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Author and medium Theresa Caputo shares the insights and lessons she’s learned through her exceptional gift of communicating with the dead.

I couldn't make it up ... if I tried!

I couldn't make it up ... if I tried!
Author: Cornelia J. Glynn
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 98
Release: 2019-11-26
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0244535221

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Life is quite wonderful. Some things just happen, others we make happen. Whatever the occurrence, it can't be made up retrospectively. In this book I have chronicled twelve real life events that delight me even now. The memory of my first encounter with a strange looking fruit called a banana still makes me smile and I still chuckle at a school friend's unusual advice on how to cure a common cold and the consequences when I followed it. Thinking of Truffles, an eccentric neighbour's potbellied pet pig, makes me laugh out loud. What about the time when a neighbour asked me to keep an eye on her car while she was away? I still feel foolish when she talks about it over coffee and on that note, if you were wondering where you can drink the ritziest brew ever, you will find the answer in this book...

I Can't Make You Love Me, but I Can Make You Leave

I Can't Make You Love Me, but I Can Make You Leave
Author: Dixie Cash
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2011-04-05
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0062078941

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“Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed, ‘cuz Dixie Cash is the best good-night reading around!” —Nancy Martin, author of the Blackbird Sisters series The Domestic Equalizers are back! Author Dixie Cash’s delightful small town Texas hairdressers-turned-sleuths take on a new case in I Can’t Make You Love Me, But I Can Make You Leave. A former Queen of Country Music, a long way from Nashville, faces a murder rap when her back-up singer and hated rival is found dead in the fading star’s dressing room—and the Equalizers (“Don’t get mad, get evidence”) must prove her innocence. At once wacky and heartfelt, Cash’s latest is a country hoot! (Publishers Weekly calls it, “one of her most entertaining cases yet.”) Fans of Mary Kay Andrews and Karin Gillespie who have yet to experience the zany delights of Dixie Cash should definitely start now!

You Can't Make This Shit Up!! Corporate America

You Can't Make This Shit Up!! Corporate America
Author: Sal Savello
Publisher:
Total Pages: 120
Release: 2012-01-03
Genre:
ISBN: 9781468192094

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A BOOK ABOUT ZANY CORPORATE EXPERIENCES THAT SHOULD MAKE US LAUGH AT OURSELVES AND SOME OF THOSE THAT WE HAVE WORKED WITH.

Dad, How Do I?

Dad, How Do I?
Author: Rob Kenney
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 230
Release: 2021-05-18
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0063075032

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“Like the YouTube channel, this is a touching yet informative guide for those seeking fatherly advice, or even a few good dad jokes.” — Library Journal

Divorcing Your Narcissist: You Can't Make This Shit Up!

Divorcing Your Narcissist: You Can't Make This Shit Up!
Author: Tracy Malone
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2021-06
Genre:
ISBN: 9781736507810

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Has the person you married turned into an evil stranger ready for war? You fell in love. Your partner was charismatic, caring, and attentive. On your wedding day, you never dreamed it could end in divorce. Now you're in the midst of a heated battle, wondering where that person went. What you're discovering is that you married someone with a narcissistic personality disorder. To a narcissist, divorce is a game of psychological warfare. With no emotions to slow them down, this game (and the lies) comes easily to them. Meanwhile, you're in a downward spiral of anxiety, depression, and fear, not to mention legal bills that are mounting at an alarming rate. All is not lost. You can - and will - get through this. Author Tracy A. Malone has been there, along with countless others whose stories (and successes) offer quick, but enlightening, glimpses into their experiences and the methods used to not only outlast the attempts made to ruin them, but also flourish after the dust has settled. Delve inside and uncover:* What you can expect when divorcing a narcissist along with 8 tips to help you prepare. ** Learn from those who have come out the other side wishing they knew then what they know in hindsight. How much easier would it be if you could learn from the lessons of those before you? What could help you enter the arena with your eyes wide open? Top divorce tips from 26 experts in the narcissistic abuse field including lawyers, mediators, psychologists, therapists, coaches, authors, and financial planners. Acquire priceless advice regarding how to hire the right lawyer so you don't drain your bank account. Gain an understanding of which battles are important to fight and which are best to walk away from to save money and your sanity. Absorb how to avoid costly mistakes - legal and financial - that commonly occur post-divorce.

Can't Make This Stuff Up!

Can't Make This Stuff Up!
Author: Susannah B. Lewis
Publisher: Thomas Nelson
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2019-04-09
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781400208012

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In her highly-anticipated nonfiction debut, humorist and popular blogger Susannah B. Lewis (Whoa! Susannah) uses dry wit and an eye for the absurd to find laughter in even the most challenging circumstances. Susannah B. Lewis is the girl next door who chases her dreams by helping others chase their blues away. Her more than 1 million Facebook fans go to her to find the sweet and the salty and for an honest and often hilarious take on life. In Can't Make This Stuff Up! Lewis writes candidly about her life in the deep South where Hydrangea and honeysuckle spill over the edges of cracked sidewalks, Grandma's tattered cookbook sits next to the family Bible, and the works of Tennessee Williams, Flannery O'Connor, and William Faulkner adorn bookshelves. She recalls memories of her hometown where her granddaddy owned and operated the corner drugstore and her momma played piano at the Baptist church. When she was only 11 years old, she lost her father to a fatal heart attack, and she tells of the kindness of neighbors who brought casseroles in Tupperware containers for months--even years--afterward. With more than a hint of humor, she describes the time an escaped albino panther wandered into their backyard and the unforgettable Thanksgiving meal when an egg in their table's centerpiece hatched a baby chicken. Lewis's mother passed away unexpectedly just two years ago, leaving Lewis an earthly orphan who clings to the heavenly promises of Jesus. As a 35-year-old wife and mother, she spends many of her days driving her two children to ball practice in an SUV that smells like a locker room and her evenings sipping sweet tea on her back porch swing, in awe of God's stunning sunsets, with a laptop by her side.