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| Author | : Munty C Pepin |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 22 |
| Release | : 2020-08-31 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781777225124 |
Tom Transport is stuck in the snow with a load of presents and Hookers and Blow must rescue him in time for the town Christmas party.
| Author | : Robert L. May |
| Publisher | : Blackstone Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 20 |
| Release | : 2011-11-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1609986962 |
Fans of the greatest reindeer of all will have a double helping of Christmas fun with this collection, which includes the title story plus "Rudolph Shines Again." Near and dear to so many hearts, this is the story, the original story, of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, written by Robert L. May in 1939. Rudolph, loveable and generous, humble and good, embodies the spirit of Christmas, and reminds us of the magical possibilities that exist within us all. In the companion story, "Rudolph Shines Again," Rudolph loses his light and is certain he is of no use to Santa now; he decides to go far away, where no one knows how bright his nose used to be. But on his journey, something magical happens. As enchanting as the original story, Robert L. May's uplifting sequel to his classic tale Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is a joyous celebration of the spirit of Christmas. Also included in the audio is a selection of holiday songs for kids to help you ring in the season: "Jingle Bells," "Up on the Housetop," "Deck the Halls," "Over the River and through the Woods," "We Wish You a Merry Christmas," and "O, Christmas Tree."
| Author | : Doogie Horner |
| Publisher | : Insight Editions |
| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2017-10-24 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1608879763 |
A delightful Christmas storybook for adults based on the action-packed Die Hard movie All John McClane wants for Christmas is to reunite with his estranged family. But when his wife’s office holiday party turns into a deadly hostage situation, he has to save her life before he can get home in time for Christmas! The unconventional fan-favorite movie Die Hard is now an illustrated storybook—complete with machine guns, European terrorists, and a cop who’s forced to rely on all his cunning and skills (and the help of a fellow officer) to save the day. Based on the classic “Night Before Christmas” poem and filled with whimsical illustrations, this cleverly reimagined homage is destined to become a holiday classic. *Contains adult material including violence and strong language. Reader discretion is advised. Ho-ho-ho.
| Author | : Mark Thunder |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 26 |
| Release | : 2015-08 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781515326762 |
Sit back and enjoy this children's book parody about a squirrel named Dee and his friends love for his big nuts. Each page will have you laughing and going nuts! This may look like a typical children's book but once the book opens, you will enjoy references that only adults will understand. Dee's Big Nuts makes a great gift for birthdays, anniversaries, bridal shower, wedding gifts, housewarming gifts or just a great gift to make a friend or loved one giggle in laughter.
| Author | : Disney Books |
| Publisher | : Disney Electronic Content |
| Total Pages | : 28 |
| Release | : 2020-09-08 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1368071651 |
Read along with Disney! It's Stitch's first holiday season! Follow along with word-for-word narration as Lilo teaches him about all the fun and holiday magic there is during the season on Earth. Stitch learns about how it is important to be nice and not naughty. He also learns about all of the different traditions that come with each holiday.
| Author | : Bimisi Tayanita |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2016-12-01 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781946178046 |
Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, "That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn't talk."A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi's nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of season one. Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.
| Author | : Raj Haldar |
| Publisher | : Sourcebooks, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 35 |
| Release | : 2018-11-13 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1492695335 |
A New York Times Bestseller! A "raucous trip through the odd corners of our alphabet." —The New York Times Let's get real—the English language is bizarre. A might be for apple, but it's also for aisle and aeons. Why does the word "gnat" start with a G but the word "knot" doesn't start with an N? It doesn't always make sense, but don't let these rule-breaking silent letters defeat you! This whimsical, funky book from Raj Haldar (aka rapper Lushlife) turns the traditional idea of an alphabet book on its head, poking fun at the most mischievous words in the English language and demonstrating how to pronounce them. Fun and informative for word nerds of all ages!
| Author | : Raj Haldar |
| Publisher | : Sourcebooks, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 43 |
| Release | : 2020-11-10 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1728239265 |
A new, hilarious picture book for kids from the #1 New York Times bestselling authors of P IS FOR PTERODACTYL! What makes this picture book for kids be THE WORST read aloud book ever? Try reading these sentences aloud: The mummy prepared farro for dinner. The mummy prepared pharaoh for dinner. Sounds the same, right? But they're totally different! Kids will laugh at the irreverent, super silly humor and witty illustrations that provide context clues and help explain the outrageous sentences. While kids are cracking up at you repeating yourself, they also will be learning about homonyms and homophones! There's also a glossary to help explain the sound-alike words. This hysterical book for kids is sure to delight parents, teachers, and anyone who loves to laugh at the absurdity of the English language. "Those who love wordplay are the natural constituency for No Reading Allowed: The Worst Read-Aloud Book Ever, a picture book that's bright with comic scenes... [and] brilliant pairings of picture and word (and word with word)."—The Wall Street Journal "If you're a logophile (=word nerd), grammar geek, or a bookworm, and especially, if you're a teacher or homeschooler, snag a copy of No Reading Allowed for yourself and a friend. This will be a hot holiday gift for us word nerd folks!"—Imagination Soup
| Author | : Munty C Pepin |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 22 |
| Release | : 2020-08-31 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781777225100 |
Tom Transport is stuck in a snowdrift with all the presents for the town Christmas party! It's up to Hookers the tow truck and Blow the snowblower to make their way through the snow to save the day....and the party! Hardcover Edition.
| Author | : Jim Squits |
| Publisher | : Hachette UK |
| Total Pages | : 82 |
| Release | : 2019-11-14 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1787835057 |
The hilarious Sunday Times bestseller! Reached number 5 in the paperback non-fiction chart – sadly not number 2! Get fit while you sh*t with this rather amusing and slightly silly parody of the HIIT workout phenomenon This is for the multitaskers, the toilet-lovers, the bottom-tooters, the widdlers, the toilet-paper origamists – yes, I’m talking to you! You thought there would never be an exercise regime that you could enjoy in the comfort of the smallest room, but here it is: The SHIIT Workout. It even has pictures and planners to log your workouts. Getting into shape has never been more fun, as you go through the (bowel) motions from jumping jacksies and push-outs to bottom burpees and skidders. This is the essential guide to getting fit while you SHIIT. Just make sure you have plenty of toilet roll handy as it’s going to get messy – you’re going to do more than sweat.
