Harry the Polis

Harry the Polis
Author: Harry Morris
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2005
Genre:
ISBN: 9780954987909

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There's Been a Murder!

There's Been a Murder!
Author: Harry Morris
Publisher: Black & White Publishing
Total Pages: 188
Release: 2010-09-09
Genre: Literary Criticism
ISBN: 184502818X

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The hilarious adventures of Harry the Polis as recalled by ex-polis Harry Morris, the self-appointed Chief Constable of funny stories, continue with the publication of his eighth book, "There's Been a Murder". Here is another collection of stories, jokes, anecdotes and tales that will tempt your laughter lines into making an appearance and have you flashing your gnashers.

Aye That Will be Right!

Aye That Will be Right!
Author: Harry Morris
Publisher: Black & White Publishing
Total Pages: 192
Release: 2007-10-19
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1845025830

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Harry appears to have a never-ending collection of funny stories, jokes, tales and anecdotes to write about and to help us prolong our enjoyment. This book continues in the same vein and maintains the same high standard as the others in the series.

Yer Never Gonnae Believe It!

Yer Never Gonnae Believe It!
Author: Harry Morris
Publisher: Black & White Publishing
Total Pages: 246
Release: 2013-02-21
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1845026772

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This is a fourth instalment of funny, strange and utterly true tales from "Harry the Polis". The fourth "Harry the Polis" book, "Yer Never Gonny Believe It", continues to expose the lighter side of our industrious police force. Harry Morris's time with the Glasgow and Strathclyde constabulary, or 'polis' for short, hasn't robbed him of his sense of humour, and every wily witness, cocky con, and sarcastic sergeant he ever rubbed up against is here in page after page of humorous stories. Full of hilarious anecdotes, oddball characters, quick comebacks and unlikely excuses, "Yer Never Gonny Believe It" shows true Scottish humour at its finest. There's plenty more material from Harry's twenty-nine year career in the rank and file. As in his previous three books, Harry serves up one hilarious story after another from his vast catalogue of polis escapades. Already described by Alex Dickson of Radio Clyde as "classics of our time" and by Bob Shields of the "Daily Record" as "a must read for anyone who likes to walk about with a grin on their face", "Yer Never Gonny Believe It" is sure to arrest you with its irrepressible mirth.

It Wisnae Me... Honest!

It Wisnae Me... Honest!
Author: Harry Morris
Publisher: Black & White Publishing
Total Pages: 172
Release: 2011-09-06
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1845028201

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The hilarious adventures of Harry the Polis, the self-appointed Chief Constable of funny stories, continue with the publication of his ninth book, "It Wisnae Me...Honest"! Follow our laughing polis-man as he tackles the funny side of policing and introduces us to more of his zany characters and incidents. There's the Inspector with second wife syndrome, the woman assaulted by a flying sausage and the dead donkey on the manse lawn. And you can't miss the recollections of getting painfully trapped by the goolies, the private call to Prince Charles, the benefits of drinking organic tea or the terrorist attack on a US Naval ship on the Holy Loch...This title is packed full with funny stories, jokes, anecdotes and tales to have you laughing out loud. "It Wisnae Me...Honest!" is another classic collection of comical capers from behind the uniform...And they're all true, honest.

Ah Cannae Tell a Lie!

Ah Cannae Tell a Lie!
Author: Harry Morris
Publisher: Black & White Publishing
Total Pages: 256
Release: 2008-11-19
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1845025725

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The adventures of Harry the Polis - the self-appointed Chief Constable of funny stories - continue with this hilarious new collection. Join Harry on his new adventures as he tackles speeding motorists, visits the Blackhills of Glesca, calls time on some barking dogs, gets some Devine intervention and meets some gorgeous girls as he falls victim to the Braehead Scam. With twenty-nine years in the Strathclyde Polis under his belt, there are tales, laughs and adventures aplenty as Harry the Polis is back on the beat once more. And it's all true . . . honest! 'His books are a laugh on every page' Bob Shields, Daily Record

Even the Lies are True

Even the Lies are True
Author: Harry Morris
Publisher: Black & White Publishing
Total Pages: 246
Release: 2013-02-21
Genre: Literary Criticism
ISBN: 1845026241

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This work presents funny, strange and possibly true tales from Harry the Polis. Harry Morris is out to show a side of our industrious police force that we don't often see - the lighter side. His time with the Glasgow and Strathclyde constabulary, or 'polis' for short, hasn't robbed Harry of his sense of humour, and every wily witness, cocky con, and sarcastic sergeant he ever rubbed up against is here in page after page of humorous stories. Full of hilarious anecdotes, oddball characters, quick comebacks and unlikely excuses, "Even the Lies are True" shows true Glaswegian humour at its finest. Every funny tale - tall and true - of Harry's twenty-nine years police career is either here, or yet to come in future Harry the Polis books like "Even More Lies" and "Nothing Like the Truth" - and there's no shortage of laughs in these hilarious stories from the rank and file. Already described by Alex Dickson of Radio Clyde as 'classics of our time' and by Bob Shields of the Daily Record as 'a must read for anyone who likes to walk about with a grin on their face', "Even the Lies are True" is sure to arrest you with its irrepressible mirth.

Harry the Polis

Harry the Polis
Author: Harry Morris
Publisher: Black & White Publishing
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2008-03
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 9781845021757

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Harry appears to have a never-ending collection of funny stories, jokes, tales and anecdotes to write about and to help us prolong our enjoyment. This book continues in the same vein and maintains the same high standard as the others in the series.

Up Tae My Neck in Paperwork

Up Tae My Neck in Paperwork
Author: Harry Morris
Publisher: Black & White Publishing
Total Pages: 175
Release: 2009-07-28
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 184502821X

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The hilarious adventures of Harry the Polis, as recalled by ex-polis Harry Morris, the self-appointed Chief Constable of funny stories, continue with the publication of his seventh book, Up Tae my Neck in Paperwork. Here is another collection of stories, jokes, anecdotes and tales that will tempt your laughter lines into making an appearance and have you flashing your gnashers.

Nuthin' Like the Truth

Nuthin' Like the Truth
Author: Harry Morris
Publisher: Black & White Publishing
Total Pages: 237
Release: 2006-07-31
Genre: Literary Criticism
ISBN: 1845028171

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This is a third instalment of funny, strange and utterly true tales from Harry, the Polis. The third Harry the Polis book, "Nuthin' Like the Truth" continues to expose the lighter side of our industrious police force. Harry Morris's time with the Glasgow and Strathclyde constabulary, or 'polis' for short, hasn't robbed him of his sense of humour, and every wily witness, cocky con, and sarcastic sergeant he ever rubbed up against is here in page after page of humorous stories. Full of hilarious anecdotes, oddball characters, quick comebacks and unlikely excuses, "Nuthin' Like the Truth" shows true Scottish humour at its finest. There's plenty more material from Harry's twenty-nine year career in the rank and file: including Harry's own guide to chat up lines and how to deal with inept post office robbers with nothing but a shovel and a minimum of fuss. Already described by Alex Dickson of Radio Clyde as "classics of our time" and by Bob Shields of the Daily Record as "a must read for anyone who likes to walk about with a grin on their face", "Nuthin' Like the Truth" is sure to arrest you with its irrepressible mirth.