Got Milf?

Got Milf?
Author: Sarah Maizes
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 125
Release: 2011-04-05
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1101478977

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YOU'RE EITHER A MILF OR YOU'RE A MILF-DUD. TAKE YOUR PICK. For thousands of years, women have been expected to hang up their "hotness" once they had kids. They disappeared behind their families and the dashboards of minivans...Until now! Whether sporting a cardigan and jeans, sweats or a business suit, today's Mom is a shining example of confidence, poise, and age-defying beauty. Even as she juggles carpool, PTA, and the demands of the office, or shrieks, "GET IN THE TUB, NOOOWWW!", she's pretty darn hot. A MILF ISN'T BORN, SHE'S MADE A Milf is confident in her choices, because doubt is for 20-year-olds. A Milf laughs. A lot. A Milf kisses her man in public and hugs her kids until they cry out in sheer embarrassment. A Milf doesn't let petty issues get her down and always looks up (take that gravity!). GOT MILF? CELEBRATES WHERE THE MODERN WOMAN HAS TAKEN MOTHERHOOD. IT'S TIME TO STAND UP, EMBRACE YOUR INNER MILF AND BE COUNTED! Watch a Video

I became a milf and got ganged

I became a milf and got ganged
Author: Jilly Bangs
Publisher: Jilly Bangs
Total Pages: 11
Release: 2021-07-09
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

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I was a 6"2 tattooed biker, the ultimate male. But my fantasy was to become a milf and take on a gang of guys. I discovered a way to make my fantasy come true...

Got MILF?

Got MILF?
Author: Jessie Foxx
Publisher: Boruma Publishing
Total Pages: 95
Release: 2015-10-13
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1310137900

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For the first time in one hot volume, bestselling erotica authors Jessie Foxx, Alana Church, and Laura Lovecraft combine their talents to bring you ?Got MILF?? a sizzling trio of stories about MILFs who are out-of-this-world sexy, sultry, and gorgeous. Lose yourself in steamy desire as three lucky young men get their wildest dreams fulfilled! ÿ Excerpt from ?Driven MILF-Crazy? ?So,? Estella began. ?Do you want to step out of the car and take care of it?? I was suddenly overcome with boldness. I mean, hey, she could see my arousal; if I was going to be upfront about what I wanted, there was no better time to do it. ?Not really.? I watched her eyes widen as I unzipped my jeans and pulled out my best bud. She raised a hand to her mouth, covering a smile. I didn?t care if it was from embarrassment; that moment sitting there, exposing myself to this gorgeous woman, was the most unreal, erotic moment of my life. The blood pounded in my ears, and I swear I could hear my heart beating in my chest. It?s a good thing I had nothing to say, because my mouth was so dry I could not utter a single word. When Estella finally removed her hand from her face, she was still smiling and her tanned face had gone a shade of red. ?Wow. Eduardo I wasn?t expecting?that.? I swallowed, trying to bring enough moisture to my mouth to say those two crucial words. ?Wanna help?? It was all riding on that. There was nothing else I could say; I?d crossed that line and there was no going back. ÿ Excerpt from ?The Snow Maid? She stepped into his arms. She was trembling. With fear or desire, he couldn't tell. He put his arms around her for comfort and held her, astonished as always to find how small she was. Her breasts were firm against his chest. She spoke softly, cool breath raising goosebumps on his chest. ?I forgot what it was like. My creators, bless and damn them, couldn't imagine a young woman who wasn't also governed by lust. So the Snow Maid is like a mare who is perpetually in heat. The maid who is also a wanton. Do you understand?? she asked, pulling away to look up at his face. For the first time in his memory, her pale face was flushed. ?I have no choice in the matter. Damn them all, I don't really want a choice. Not when she is upon me and you are here. The Snow Maid wants a man. I want a man. I need a man. I want you. I need you, Bill Carter. Thank the High One he brought you to me.? She raised herself on her toes, cold lips brushing his. ?Make love to me, please?? Without words, Bill took her hands in his and brought them to his lips. Hand in hand, they walked out of the kitchen, and Polina led him to the one place in the house he had never gone. Her bedroom. ÿ Excerpt from ?After School Special? ?Why should a young man feel sorry for looking at an attractive woman?? ?I shouldn?t?? I put my hands out. ?Nope,? she answered. ?I?m flattered that you look.? She gave me a nasty little smirk. ?I know you do, I know all the boys do, and I love it.? ?You do?? ?I do. I mean, after all?? Grabbing the top of her shirt, she pulled it down to expose more of her cleavage. ?Isn?t that what I am: an effing tease?? ?I was just, um?? I stopped when she placed her finger to my lips. ?See, that?s the problem. Looking is fine, fantasizing is fine, but saying crude nasty things about me is where you were wrong today.? ?I?m sorry, Miss Ross,? I said more firmly this time. ?I know I was wrong, but could you maybe not tell?? ?You are wrong.? She nodded. ?How do you know I?m a tease? That?s an assumption made by men who know they?ll never get a woman, so they say they?re teases. It?s a petty, misleading statement. Never mind harsh and hurtful. ?You know how much trouble you can get into for this, don?t you, Todd?? ?Yes, ma?am.? ?Well I suggest you start doing some serious ass kissing if you don?t want me to say anything.? ?What do you want me to do?? I asked, confused, but relieved that I might have a shot at getting out of this. ?I just told you,? Miss Ross said. ?Start kissing my ass.?

The Totally Sweet 90s

The Totally Sweet 90s
Author: Gael Fashingbauer Cooper
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 258
Release: 2013-06-04
Genre: Reference
ISBN: 1101623993

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If you can tell the difference between the Petes in Pete & Pete, know every step to the Macarena by heart, and remember when The Real World was about more than just drunken hookups, The Totally Sweet ’90s will be a welcome trip down memory lane. With this hella cool guide, you’ll reminisce about that glorious decade when Beanie Babies seemed like a smart economic investment and Kris Kross had you wearing your pants backward. Whether you contracted dysentery on the Oregon Trail or longed to attend Janet Reno’s Dance Party, you’ll get a kick out of seeing which toys, treats, and trends stayed around, and which flopped. So throw your ponytail into a scrunchie, take a swig from your can of Surge, and join us on this ride through the unforgettable (and sometimes unforgivable) trends of the ’90s.

I Became A Futa And Did The Farmer’s Wife

I Became A Futa And Did The Farmer’s Wife
Author: Jilly Bangs
Publisher: Jilly Bangs
Total Pages: 11
Release: 2022-02-15
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

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There was a rumour that if you drank the milk on this farm, you grew something extra. I wanted to find out if that was true...

The Beauty Paradox

The Beauty Paradox
Author: Chiara Piazzesi
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
Total Pages: 285
Release: 2023-03-06
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 1538175754

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Why must beauty be seen as a binary that is either oppressive or empowering for women? The Beauty Paradox: Femininity in the Age of Selfies argues that women’s experiences of beauty as both validating and belittling is grounded in the contradictory injunctions that they receive regarding their participation in beauty culture. Piazzesi identifies the four main paradoxes of Western beauty culture: the worth paradox, the authenticity paradox, the power paradox, and the commitment paradox and examines how they trail women’s everyday experiences, choices, and reflections regarding beauty. She examines the role of beauty in women’s everyday lives and in a variety of contexts: informal social encounters, work and career settings, parenting, intergenerational relationships, self-care, and online networking practices. The author broadens the current discourse on beauty with an emphasis on the digital world, primarily the use of selfies.

Dear Jane, Love, John

Dear Jane, Love, John
Author: John J. Minerva
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 297
Release: 2018-01-03
Genre: History
ISBN: 1543452000

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The book is intended primarily to be family history for the next several generations of Minervas. It also contributes to the canon of personal diaries of the Korean War. It presents an aspect of war and army life that families back home would not have considered. Being in the armed service for his country, a young man had to rearrange his daily life in the framework of the circumstances the US Army presented. He was living with other men like himself, in close quarters, moving frequently. There was also in this case a peta puppy dog for company. His room and meals, of various qualities, would be supplied, but he had to arrange for his laundry, housekeeping, and, mainly, recreational activities of some kind for those many hours when his services were not being required by the command that otherwise would be empty and subject to massive stretches of boredom.

Memoirs of My struggles

Memoirs of My struggles
Author: Neil Chuma
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 521
Release: 2016-11-23
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1326867032

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The war on drugs has created many problems in our society......This book is an autobiographical alternative account of the author's life and how he came to face one of the most difficult laws ever imposed. The book explores many themes such as racial identity, prison, crime and punishment, poverty, sex, love, drugs, politics, religion, philosophy, death and human identity. The author delves deep into many themes considered taboo and dares to write what many fear to even consider an issue. Discover a new way of looking at the world from the eyes of the man who has faced adversity in all its might.

Ditch the Diet

Ditch the Diet
Author: Oonagh Duncan
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages: 242
Release: 2021-06-01
Genre: Health & Fitness
ISBN: 1728235359

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Are you tired of yo-yo dieting, restrictive eating plans, and short-lived results? It's time to break free from the dieting cycle and embark on a transformative journey toward happiness, confidence, and self-acceptance. Drawing on the latest scientific research and her extensive experience as an award-winning trainer, Oonagh Duncan guides you through a holistic journey that addresses both the physical and mental aspects of wellness. With her refreshing, no-nonsense style, she reveals seven essential habits: Cultivate a positive mindset: Harness the power of your thoughts and beliefs to overcome obstacles and develop a resilient mindset for success. Optimize nutrition: Learn how to nourish your body with whole, nutrient-dense foods, without restrictive diets or complicated meal plans. Master mindful eating: Develop a healthier relationship with food, practice mindful eating techniques, and find joy in the dining experience. Create effective workout routines: Discover the most efficient ways to exercise, build strength, and enhance your fitness level, tailored to your individual needs. Prioritize sleep and stress management: Unlock the secrets of quality sleep and stress reduction to optimize your body's natural healing and fat-burning processes. Foster sustainable habits: Implement practical strategies to make healthier choices effortlessly and create lasting change in your daily life. Embrace self-care and self-love: Learn how to prioritize self-care, develop self-compassion, and build a strong foundation of self-love for a happier, more fulfilled life. Whether you're a fitness enthusiast seeking a new approach or someone who has struggled with weight management for years, Ditch the Diet provides a clear roadmap to a healthier and more balanced you.