Funny Little Pregnant Things

Funny Little Pregnant Things
Author: Emily Doherty
Publisher: SparkPress
Total Pages: 149
Release: 2016-04-05
Genre: Health & Fitness
ISBN: 1940716578

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Today’s pregnancy books may no longer recommend martinis and cigarettes to help pregnant women relax, but most offer moms to be a ton of worthless information—like what kind of fruit your baby is the size of at Week 16. Is there any practical value in knowing that your child resembles produce? And where’s the good stuff—the useful details, like beware of the baby registry and all the crap you will never use, or be prepared to get breast milk all over everything you own? Hilarious, candid, and easy to read, Funny Little Pregnant Things is full of helpful information about all the stuff people don’t tell you about pregnancy—the good, the bad, and the ugly.

Belly Laughs

Belly Laughs
Author: Jenny McCarthy
Publisher: Hardie Grant Publishing
Total Pages: 178
Release: 2011-08
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1742734596

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Pregnancy Sucks

Pregnancy Sucks
Author: Joanne Kimes
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2011-09-18
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 144052677X

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Discusses the physical, emotional, and social challenges that can occur during pregnancy, from dealing with morning sickness and weight gain to feuding with one's family over the baby's name to suspecting that one's husband is having an affair. Original. 35,000 first printing.

The Girlfriends' Guide to Pregnancy

The Girlfriends' Guide to Pregnancy
Author: Vicki Iovine
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 296
Release: 2007-01-09
Genre: Health & Fitness
ISBN: 1416551875

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The practical, comforting, honest, and hilarious bestseller for moms-to-be, with more than one and a half million copies in print! Your doctor gives you medical advice. Your mother buys you baby clothes. But who can give you the real skinny when you’re pregnant? Your girlfriends, of course—at least, the ones who’ve been through the exhilaration and exhaustion, the agony and ecstasy of pregnancy. Four-time delivery room veteran Vicki Iovine talks to you the way only a best friend can—in the book that will go the whole nine months for every mother-to-be. In this revised and updated edition, get the lowdown on all those little things that are too strange or embarrassing to ask, practical tips, and hilarious takes on everything pregnant. What really happens to your body—from morning sickness and gas to eating everything in sight—and what it’s like to go from being a babe to having one. The Many Moods of Pregnancy—why you’re so irritable/distracted/tired/lightheaded (or at least more than usual). Staying Stylish—You may be pregnant, but you can still be the fashionista you’ve always been (or at least you don’t have to look like a walking beachball)—wearing the hippest designers and proudly showing off your bump. Pregnancy is Down To a Science—from in vitro fertilization to scheduled c-sections, there are so many options, alternatives, and scientific tests to take that being pregnant can be downright confusing! And much more! For a reassuring voice or just a few good belly laughs, turn to this straight-talking guide on what to really expect when you’re expecting.

The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy

The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy
Author: Dawn Dais
Publisher: Seal Press
Total Pages: 256
Release: 2017-11-07
Genre: Health & Fitness
ISBN: 1580056342

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The fourth book in Dawn Dais's popular Sh!t No One Tells You series offers "been there, freaked out about that" advice for expectant parents The fourth title in Dawn Dais's popular parenting series, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy is quite possibly the funniest, and most heartfelt, yet. After all, pregnancy is not all about scanning Pinterest for baby shower themes and registering for ironic onesies, and sometimes the less flattering aspects of gestation have a way of dimming a bit of that so-called pregnancy glow. Not to worry! Dawn is here, ready to shepherd you through the experience of one human body taking on the task of growing another human body. (Spoiler alert: It ain't always pretty.) Dawn covers it all, sharing expert lists, tips, warnings, and even a series of Parent-Training Workouts designed to increase readers' tolerance to the various indignities of parenthood, like peeing with an audience and surviving an afternoon in Chuck E. Cheese. The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy is a must-have guide for expectant moms (and their partners!) who are looking for some counsel, comedy, and camaraderie during their ultimate countdown to parenthood.

The Pregnancy Book for Men

The Pregnancy Book for Men
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2014
Genre: Fatherhood
ISBN: 9781601066541

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She's pregnant. Now what? The Pregnancy Book for Men is a week-by-week guide to what's going on with your pregnant partner. Packed full of helpful tips and man-friendly info, this is the pregnancy guide that explains it all--from food cravings to baby kicks. Paperback, 144 pages

The Everything Pregnancy Book

The Everything Pregnancy Book
Author: Paula Ford-Martin
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 352
Release: 2007-06-14
Genre: Health & Fitness
ISBN: 160550260X

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Recognized for its reassuring advice, authoritative information, and easy-to-understand style, The Everything Pregnancy Book, 3rd Edition is the must-have reference guide for a happy, healthy, and well-informed pregnancy. Updated, redesigned, and packed with even more information, this month-by-month resource walks moms (and dads!) to-be through the different phases of pregnancy and offers trusted information on how to: Understand and manage your physical and emotional changes Make the most of your monthly medical visits Stay active and select the right diet for you and baby Reduce the risk of complications Understand prenatal tests and diagnostic screening Choose the best labor and delivery options for you Covering every important topic from conception to delivery and beyond, The Everything Pregnancy Book, 3rd Edition promises to answer all of your questions, and more!

A Little Pregnant

A Little Pregnant
Author: Linda Carbone
Publisher: Atlantic Monthly Press
Total Pages: 246
Release: 2001
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 9780802137456

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A Little Pregnant is a poignant and refreshingly honest account of a husband and wife struggling over the course of a decade to have a child. Linda Carbone and Ed Decker offer a moving appraisal of their wrenching, confusing, frustrating, and sometimes comic ordeal. She feels ambivalent about having children; he has an urgent need to have them, at all costs. In alternating chapters, husband and wife present their own powerful versions of their descent into medical and marital turmoil -- as well as their story's unexpected happy ending.

Dude, You're Gonna Be a Dad!

Dude, You're Gonna Be a Dad!
Author: John Pfeiffer
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2011-03-18
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 144050962X

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There are approximately 3,712 ways for a guy to look stupid during pregnancy - this book's here to help you avoid all(most) of them. And here's your first hint: Focus on what you can be doing for her rather than what's happening to her. She's pregnant. She knows that. You know that. And her 152 baby books tell her exactly what she can expect. Your job is to learn what you can do between the stick turning blue and the drive to the delivery room to make the next nine months go as smoothly as possible. That's where John Pfeiffer steps in. Like any good coach, he's been through it. He's dealt with the morning sickness and doctor visits, painting the baby's nursery and packing the overnight bag, choosing a name, hospital, and the color of the car-seat cover. All the while he remained positive and responsive - there with a "You're beautiful" when necessary - but assertive during the decision-making process (he didn't want to wind up with a kid named Percy). And now it's your turn. She might be having the baby, but you have plenty of responsibilities.

Does This Pregnancy Make Me Look Fat?

Does This Pregnancy Make Me Look Fat?
Author: Claire Mysko
Publisher: Health Communications, Inc.
Total Pages: 258
Release: 2009-10
Genre: Health & Fitness
ISBN: 0757307922

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How to deal with your raging hormones.