Fritz the Farting Reindeer

Fritz the Farting Reindeer
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher: Humor Heals Us
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2020-09-24
Genre:
ISBN: 9781953399175
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Leading up to the BIG day, Santa must choose his Christmas crew. Fritz the Reindeer is one of the contenders but he has a small problem: He has gas. Will Fritz make the team? Join Fritz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com.

Fritz the Farting Reindeer Saves Christmas

Fritz the Farting Reindeer Saves Christmas
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher:
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2020-11-27
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9781953399144
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Fritz doesn't know it, but he's a big part of saving Christmas this year. Rudolph's red nose has stopped shining. Now, Santa has no light to guide him. How will he find his way to the children's homes? A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Perfect for Thanksgiving, Christmas, or anytime of the year! Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com

Freddie The Farting Snowman

Freddie The Farting Snowman
Author: Jane Bexley
Publisher:
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2020-10-27
Genre:
ISBN:
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Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list

Frank the Farting Flamingo

Frank the Farting Flamingo
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher: Humor Heals Us
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2020-09-24
Genre:
ISBN: 9781953399274
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Warning: This book may cause farting. Frank is an ordinary flamingo, except for one small problem: He has gas. He can't help it; it's just the way he is. Fortunately, he explains farting is so common that there are different kinds of names for each fart. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com

Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred

Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher: Farting Adventures
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2021-01-11
Genre:
ISBN: 9781637310274
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Fred doesn't want to get up. Mainly because it's a holiday he doesn't like, but also because the girl next door insists on a kiss. He soon finds himself running away but not before visiting all the beautiful landmarks in the world. Our gas carries us Up the Eiffel Tower. Then past the Arc de Triomphe With full fart power. Share this new funny story for Valentine's Day or any day of the year to learn all about famous landmarks and world travel. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey, Frank the Farting Flamingo, Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin, Fairy the Farting Unicorn, and Fritz the Farting Reindeer.

Liam the Leprechaun Loves to Fart

Liam the Leprechaun Loves to Fart
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher:
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2021-02-03
Genre:
ISBN: 9781637310687
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Liam the Leprechaun loves to fart! Sometimes, it makes him unpopular with the other leprechauns, and other times, it saves the day! Leprechauns are like small elves.They always dress in green.They're mischievous and magical, And rarely ever seen. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey Frank the Farting Flamingo Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin Fairy the Farting Unicorn Farting Without You is Like Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred Lucky the Farting Leprechaun Pete the Pooting Pufferfish and Fritz the Farting Reindeer Makes a perfect gift for St. Patrick's day for boys and girls.

Rudey’s Windy Christmas (Read Along)

Rudey’s Windy Christmas (Read Along)
Author: Helen Baugh
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2014-09-25
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0007542836
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A hilarious story full of noises and naughtiness. A sure-fire Christmas cracker of a book!

How to Catch a Reindeer

How to Catch a Reindeer
Author: Alice Walstead
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages: 35
Release: 2022-10-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1728276144
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Jingle all the way in this new Christmas story for kids from the New York Times and USA Today bestselling How to Catch series! It's Christmas Eve and Santa's team is off to deliver presents when one of the trusted reindeer Comet decides to explore on her own... the perfect opportunity for our Catch Club Kids to trap her and prove Santa exists! Come along on this fun Christmas adventure to see if you can catch Comet! Poised to become a new holiday tradition, this merry picture book is filled with silly rhymes and illustrations sure to delight young readers and educators alike with STEAM concepts and classic hilarity and chaos. The perfect Christmas gift or holiday stocking stuffer for children ages 4-10! Reindeer fly on Christmas Eve and bring us all good cheer. To catch one takes a special trap—will YOU meet one this year? Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch an Elf How to Catch a Snowman How to Catch a Yeti How to Catch a Gingerbread Man How to Catch a Unicorn and more!

Felix the Farting Elf

Felix the Farting Elf
Author: Erik Anderson
Publisher:
Total Pages: 38
Release: 2020-12-06
Genre:
ISBN:
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Are you seeking a "tootastic" stocking stuffer, silly bedtime story, fun classroom read aloud, or clever brain break with comic relief and nonstop giggles? Meet Felix, a hilarious elf with a "gut wrenching" problem: he's "lack toast" intolerant! Plus, it's a "SMELLY" good time, written in rhyme, illustrated with holiday swag, and stuffed with kid-friendly humor to make you bell laugh or snort: "Remember Felix when you're feeling bloated. He had a secret talent but never gloated! Embrace your gifts and share with others: family, friends, neighbors, elves, sisters, and brothers!" Grab this bum-busting funny children's book about farts and toots because it's better than Rudolph's root beer or Grandma Gertie's eggnog! Hang it under the tree or menorah as a zany holiday gift or year-round literary celebration of puns, jokes, themes of, friendship, team work, tolerance, and gas galore!

Ducky

Ducky
Author: Eve Bunting
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages: 35
Release: 1997-09-22
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0547562683
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When a violent ocean storm causes a crate holding assorted plastic tub toys -- including one resilient little duck -- to wash overboard, the course of Ducky's life alters drastically. This engaging story based on a real event includes an author's note.