Felix the Farting Elf

Felix the Farting Elf
Author: Erik Anderson
Publisher:
Total Pages: 38
Release: 2020-12-06
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ISBN:

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Are you seeking a "tootastic" stocking stuffer, silly bedtime story, fun classroom read aloud, or clever brain break with comic relief and nonstop giggles? Meet Felix, a hilarious elf with a "gut wrenching" problem: he's "lack toast" intolerant! Plus, it's a "SMELLY" good time, written in rhyme, illustrated with holiday swag, and stuffed with kid-friendly humor to make you bell laugh or snort: "Remember Felix when you're feeling bloated. He had a secret talent but never gloated! Embrace your gifts and share with others: family, friends, neighbors, elves, sisters, and brothers!" Grab this bum-busting funny children's book about farts and toots because it's better than Rudolph's root beer or Grandma Gertie's eggnog! Hang it under the tree or menorah as a zany holiday gift or year-round literary celebration of puns, jokes, themes of, friendship, team work, tolerance, and gas galore!

Felix the Farting Feline

Felix the Farting Feline
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher: Farting Adventures
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2021-04-16
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9781637311851

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Felix doesn't get along with the house dog or parrot. Can they overcome their differences and team up to beat the house burglar? Felix was affectionate. He loved to rub on legs, But suddenly he'd fart so bad. It smelled like rotten eggs. The book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100: - Taylor the Tooting Turkey - Frank the Farting Flamingo - Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin - Fairy the Farting Unicorn - Buddy the Burping Bunny - Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred - Lucky the Farting Leprechaun - Book of Bunny Farts - Pete the Pooting Pufferfish - Fritz the Farting Reindeer Collect them all! Visit the author's profile to vote on new titles and receive freebies. Makes a perfect gift for boys and girls or any cat lover any day of the year.

Frudzy The Farting Elf

Frudzy The Farting Elf
Author: Jacob Sam
Publisher:
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2020-11-30
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ISBN:

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Frudzy is shy hard working Elf, but there's one small problem: He has gas.... And leadingup to the BIG day, Santa must choose his Elf of the year for the Christmas crew . Will Frudzy make the team? Join Frudzz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come.

Ellie the Tooting Elf

Ellie the Tooting Elf
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher:
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2020-11-27
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9781953399014

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Ellie is a loner elf who doesn't believe she has any talents until one day ideas come from unlikely source. Join Ellie in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com

Felix the Elf Solves a Mystery

Felix the Elf Solves a Mystery
Author: Carolyn Jarrett
Publisher:
Total Pages: 37
Release: 1996-07-01
Genre: Santa Claus
ISBN: 9781861060952

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Tanit The Tooting Elf Farts The Day

Tanit The Tooting Elf Farts The Day
Author: Ryan Huss
Publisher:
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2020-12-10
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Tanit is not like the other elves in the Enchanting Forest. SHE FARTS A LOT! This story will have kids rolling over with laughter. A funny children's book that is perfect for Read Aloud with Parents and Grandparents for years to come. Perfect for ages 2-7. A Great gift for the Holidays and anytime of the year. 8.5" x 8.5" Hilarious story that leaves kids feeling good in the end Professional illustrations in full color A perfect gift for the kids (and kids at heart)

Frank the Farting Flamingo

Frank the Farting Flamingo
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher: Humor Heals Us
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2020-09-24
Genre:
ISBN: 9781953399274

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Warning: This book may cause farting. Frank is an ordinary flamingo, except for one small problem: He has gas. He can't help it; it's just the way he is. Fortunately, he explains farting is so common that there are different kinds of names for each fart. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com

Fritz the Farting Reindeer

Fritz the Farting Reindeer
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher: Humor Heals Us
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2020-09-24
Genre:
ISBN: 9781953399175

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Leading up to the BIG day, Santa must choose his Christmas crew. Fritz the Reindeer is one of the contenders but he has a small problem: He has gas. Will Fritz make the team? Join Fritz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com.

How Farting Santa Saved Christmas!!

How Farting Santa Saved Christmas!!
Author: Jammie V Carol
Publisher:
Total Pages: 30
Release: 2020-12-16
Genre:
ISBN:

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After Katy got infected as Farting Santa held off a coronavirus attack, they head back to the North Pole to get a cure for her.Will Santa be able to find a cure to heal Katy Elf?Or will she be left to die? Find out on yet another mouthwatering story for Christmas 2020!! This funny farting Christmas story is perfect for: Lively jolly kids who loves farting stories and adventures. Young folks who are tired of the whole pandemic and isolation thingy. Adults who still got their sense of humor and wouldn't mind a few laughs. Bedtime Stories for good kids during this Christmas period. How Farting Santa saved Chirstmas would make a perfect Christmas gift for your child, grandchild, cousin, kid sister, brothers, and any young fun-loving kid out there!! Now, hit that Yellow "Buy Now!" Button to find out how Farting Santa did it!!

Fritz the Farting Reindeer Saves Christmas

Fritz the Farting Reindeer Saves Christmas
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher: Farting Adventures
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2020-11-27
Genre:
ISBN: 9781953399120

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Fritz doesn't know it, but he's a big part of saving Christmas this year. Rudolph's red nose has stopped shining. Now, Santa has no light to guide him. How will he find his way to the children's homes? A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Perfect for Thanksgiving, Christmas, or anytime of the year! Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com