Don't Call Me Pig

Don't Call Me Pig
Author: Conrad J. Storad
Publisher: Turtleback
Total Pages:
Release: 2005-11-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780613962537

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Don't Call Me Pig! uses a delightful rhyme and clever, colorful illustrations chock full of detail to tell the javelina's story. What exactly is a javelina? The hairy little animal is shaped much like a pig. It has a snout like a pig. But is it really a pig? No way. Is it some type of large, hairy rodent? Nope. Not at all. Not even close! Javelina is just one name for a creature that lives in large families and roams in herds across Southwestern deserts. Collared Peccary is another. One thing is certain, after reading this amusing story, readers of all ages will know why they should never, ever call them pigs!

Don't Call Me Pig!

Don't Call Me Pig!
Author: Conrad J. Storad
Publisher: Rgu Group
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2006-08-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781891795183

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Hardcover Packaged with Javelina Plush Toy

Don't Call Me Bear!

Don't Call Me Bear!
Author: Aaron Blabey
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2019-09-17
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1338566288

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Koala is NOT a bear! (Or is he?) Find out why Koala is so mad in this new, irresistibly funny picture book from Aaron Blabey, the bestselling creator of Pig the Pug! "G'day, my name is Warren and I've got something to share... Just because I'm furry DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M A BEAR."Koala is sick of being called the wrong thing. Koalas are NOT bears, and it is time that everyone knows it! Follow this feisty little koala as he explains why he is certainly NOT a bear (and why no one ever seems to believe him).Rich with author-illustrator Aaron Blabey's hysterical text and unforgettably wacky illustrations -- plus nonfiction facts woven throughout -- Don't Call Me Bear! is a hilarious story about making sure everyone knows exactly who you are!

Life in the Slow Lane

Life in the Slow Lane
Author: Conrad J. Storad
Publisher: Bobolink Media
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2005
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN:

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A young tortoise talks to her grandfather about taking life slowly, compared to jackrabbits and humans.

Don't Call Me Fuzzybutt!

Don't Call Me Fuzzybutt!
Author: Robin Newman
Publisher:
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2021-03-15
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781534110731

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As Bear settles into his bed for hibernation Woodpecker, shocked to discover his cherished homes are missing, follows the trail of debris right to Bear's new front door, where a feisty exchange of name-calling and neighborhood gossip ensues.

Don't Call Me Angus

Don't Call Me Angus
Author: Gus Mackenzie
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 188
Release: 2009-03-26
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0595626351

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Just the mention of St. Andrews stirs excitement in the heart of every golfer. But to young Angus MacKay, living in the Swilken Bank Hotel, overlooking the eighteenth hole of St. Andrews Old Course was not particularly awe inducing. But it was, an adventure. Dont Call Me Angus is a mixture of fiction and memoir that recounts the story of a Scottish family during the 1960s and 1970s. In this pleasant and amusing collection of tales, author Gus Mackenzie writes of the emotions and moderate dramas generated by years of telling and retelling family tales. With beautifully descriptive narratives tinged with an ever-present humorous wink and a nod, the adventures begin with the MacKay family; Angus, the youngest son, his brother, sister, parents, and assorted relatives who live in and manage the Swilken Bank Hotel. Despite encounters with Bing Crosby, Sean Connery, Tony Jacklin, and Christopher Lee, Anguss real adventures stemmed from the fire in room 9 and eventful trips to his grandmothers house in Kirkcaldy. Layered with light hearted insight, Angus delves into the posh and unique life of the family Mackay as they live in the shadow of the iconic St. Andrews.

The Enchanted Pig

The Enchanted Pig
Author: Charles Ludlam
Publisher: Samuel French, Inc.
Total Pages: 56
Release: 1989
Genre: Drama
ISBN: 9780573691324

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Don't Call Me a Cab! Call Me a Therapist!

Don't Call Me a Cab! Call Me a Therapist!
Author: W.R. Mertens
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 86
Release: 2000-12-07
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1462815707

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"Dont Call Me A Cab! Call Me A Therapist! is certainly not an Oprah Book Club winner, but it doesnt pretend to be..Mertens aims to entertain and he certainly succeeds" - Meghan Stephens - Lake Central Scout Newspaper Book Review, IN (5-02-02) "Dont Call Me A Cab! Call Me A Therapist! explores a mans bizarre relationships formed with others" - Larry McCarthy, The Times Newspapers Book Review, IN (5-27-01) "In most books, main characters usually have names, not in W.R. Mertens book....refreshing change" - Herald-News Book Review, IL (6-15-01) "The man has neighbors who host teenage parties with scantily clad - sexy girl dancers as entertainment - a great book!" - C. Claessens, Chicago, IL Following in the style of the late Erma Bombeck, his book, outling the sometimes serious, sometimes very humourous trip by a young man to his therapists couch, spouts off about various problems, relatives, friends and best of all, his employment at a community college. The main character, who is never named in the book, nor is the therapist, tells his "doctor" whats troubling him. He goes on to talk about everything from having relatives which he really cant deal with, but trys to. His aunt and grandmother are among some of the more humourous characters in the first section of the book, where the aunt is akin to Adolph Hitler and the grandmother wears cooked spaghetti in meat sauce ever so attractively on her head during a visit from her parish priest. Other characters abound in this delightful book of wisdom and insight into what could possibly be a normal, dysfunctional family, but its not. The parish priest is a loony, grandmothers housekeeper is to be believed, and the mans employer/supervisors are either drunken fools, openly gay or just out and out related to the mob in a mixed web of corruption. "A delightfully enjoyable book, funny but sad at the same time" - E. Kallay of IN.

Javelinas

Javelinas
Author: Conrad J. Storad
Publisher: Lerner Publications
Total Pages: 52
Release: 2008-08-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0761346406

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In this Early Bird title, readers learn about the physical characteristics, habitat, and behavior of the javelina.

The Prairie Schooner Anthology of Contemporary Jewish American Writing

The Prairie Schooner Anthology of Contemporary Jewish American Writing
Author: Hilda Raz
Publisher: U of Nebraska Press
Total Pages: 314
Release: 1998-01-01
Genre: Literary Criticism
ISBN: 9780803289710

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A vivid collection, bringing together a wide selection of contemporary poets, essayists, and fiction writers, that demonstrates the continuing vitality of Jewish American writing. The collection embraces tradition and innovation and is as diverse as it is consistently stimulating, sure to become required reading for enthusiasts of contemporary American literature.