Diary of a Mad Mother-To-Be

Diary of a Mad Mother-To-Be
Author: Laura Wolf
Publisher:
Total Pages: 352
Release: 2004-05-10
Genre: Pregnant women
ISBN: 9780752858975

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'Either we're having a baby or getting a cat. And since our lease says no pets, I guess it's a baby!' Happily married to Stephen for two years, Amy wants a baby. And it's supposed to be so easy: throw away the contraception, get an obstetrician - right? Wrong. With the help of BABY HOW, BABY NOW magazine [Fifty pages on how to conceive! How do teenage mothers do it?] and an inaudible gynaecologist she dubs the Crotch Whisperer, Amy finds there's much more to getting pregnant than meets the eye. And once you've managed it, things don't necessarily improve. There's the all-day morning sickness. The ban on sushi. Prenatal yoga. Amy can only hope it will all be worth it in the end. She's determined to have her baby without derailing her career, losing her sex appeal or disrupting those fragile relationships with family and friends. Ha! If only life were that simple...

Diary of a Mad Bride

Diary of a Mad Bride
Author: Laura Wolf
Publisher: Delta
Total Pages: 304
Release: 2015-06-17
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 080418125X

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Once I was a sane, levelheaded professional woman. Then I said “yes.” Now I am the lunatic bride I always made fun of! What is it about getting married that turns normal people into total freaks? A savvy, riotously funny novel, Diary of a Mad Bride is for anyone who has ever been a bride, is about to become a bride, yearned to be a bride, or suffered the sheer indignity of appearing in public in the world’s ugliest bridesmaid dress.... My wedding was starting in less than twenty minutes, and I was stuck in a 7-Eleven parking lot with popcorn kernels wedged in my gums and vanilla ice cream melting on my dress. It was a disaster too large to comprehend. After an agonizing year spent planning my wedding, could it really end like this? The voices chronicling a year of wedding hysteria swirled in my head.... — My grandmother upon viewing my engagement ring: “What do you mean he gave you an emerald! Diamonds are eternal, emeralds say, maybe five years.” — My future father-in-law on the night of my engagement party: “To a happy marriage and, if necessary, a painless divorce!” — My best friend, Anita: “Oh, screw congratulations. Of course I’m happy for you. Stephen’s a major piece of ass and he’s got a sense of humor. Just as long as you’re certain this is what you want.” Would I survive this day after all....?

Diary of a Mad Diva

Diary of a Mad Diva
Author: Joan Rivers
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 321
Release: 2015-04-21
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0425269035

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From the headline-making, New York Times bestselling author of I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me comes another intimate glimpse into the delightfully hilarious mind of Joan Rivers. When her daughter Melissa gives her a diary for Christmas, at first Joan is horrified—who the hell does Melissa think she is? That fat pig, Bridget Jones? But as Joan, being both beautiful and introspective, begins to record her day-to-day musings, she realizes she has a lot to say. About everything. And everyone, God help them. The result? A no-holds-barred, delightfully vicious and always hilarious look at the everyday life of the ultimate diva. Follow Joan on a family vacation in Mexico and on trips between New York and Los Angeles where she mingles with the stars, never missing a beat as she delivers blistering critiques on current events, and excoriating insights about life, pop culture, and celebrities (from A to D list), all in her relentlessly funny signature style. This is the Diary of a Mad Diva. Forget about Anais Nin, Anne Frank, and Sylvia Plath. For the first time in a century, a diary by someone that’s actually worth reading.

Diary of a Deadbeat Mom: The Road to Reclaiming Motherhood

Diary of a Deadbeat Mom: The Road to Reclaiming Motherhood
Author: Leigh Anne LeDoux
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 154
Release: 2019-03-07
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 9781797977140

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Someway, somehow, women find themselves branded and rejected by society. The shameful title of deadbeat mom, carries no weight as to what the actual truth of the matter is. What mother could leave her children for sex, drugs and alcohol? This book is the story of a woman who once did just that and overcame that title. The road to reclaiming motherhood is treacherous. There is a reality to face and in a world of instant gratification, this takes time. Success and results don't come instantaneously but with this book, you have entered into a Divine set up. Through this story, you will gain hope in knowing that you are not alone. Victory is attainable and you are victorious. Today is the first day of the rest of your life and rear view mirrors are made small for a reason. Put your hiking boots on and take the first step up what seems to be an unclimbable mountain. The families and loved ones affected by addiction will also gain hope in hearing what goes through the mind of a deadbeat mom. When I first began the journey of writing this book, I didn't know that it would take the path of throwing out a life raft to the loved ones. You may be tired and you may want to give up and that is understandable. What I want you to know is, although you don't know me, I have been praying for you for quite some time.

Diary of a Mad Playwright

Diary of a Mad Playwright
Author: James Kirkwood
Publisher: Hal Leonard Corporation
Total Pages: 388
Release: 2002
Genre: Performing Arts
ISBN: 9781557835673

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Originally published: New York: Dutton, 1989.

Diary of a Mad Housewife

Diary of a Mad Housewife
Author: Sue Kaufman
Publisher: Seal Press
Total Pages: 311
Release: 2005
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781560256878

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First published in 1977, this novel of life in New York is written in the form of a diary of a disenchanted housewife who offers a frank, unsparing portrait of her terrors and passions. Reprint.

Diary of a Mad Mum

Diary of a Mad Mum
Author: Min Barford
Publisher:
Total Pages: 195
Release: 1994
Genre:
ISBN: 9780952452607

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Diary of a Stage Mother's Daughter

Diary of a Stage Mother's Daughter
Author: Melissa Francis
Publisher: Hachette Books
Total Pages: 314
Release: 2012-11-06
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1602861757

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The Glass Castle meets The Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother in this dazzlingly honest and provocative family memoir by former child actress and current Fox Business Network anchor Melissa Francis. When Melissa Francis was eight years old, she won the role of lifetime: playing Cassandra Cooper Ingalls, the little girl who was adopted with her brother (played by young Jason Bateman) by the Ingalls family on the world's most famous primetime soap opera, Little House on the Prairie. Despite her age, she was already a veteran actress, living a charmed life, moving from one Hollywood set to the next. But behind the scenes, her success was fueled by the pride, pressure, and sometimes grinding cruelty of her stage mother, as fame and a mother's ambition pushed her older sister deeper into the shadows. Diary of a Stage Mother's Daughter is a fascinating account of life as a child star in the 1980's, and also a startling tale of a family under the care of a highly neurotic, dangerously competitive "tiger mother." But perhaps most importantly, now that Melissa has two sons of her own, it's a meditation on motherhood, and the value of pushing your children: how hard should you push a child to succeed, and at what point does your help turn into harm?

The Diary of a Mad Black Child

The Diary of a Mad Black Child
Author: William Douglas Osborne
Publisher: CreateSpace
Total Pages: 130
Release: 2013-11
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781492241799

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"The Diary of a Mad Black Child" by William Douglas Osborne____A fact/fictional___An African American tragedy and triumph, and a diary dated 1817.Shane's and Ashanti's worst days could not be compared to their slave ancestors' best days in America. And The surprise discovery of an illegitimate child fathered by DR. Jonathan Wilkins-Barre? This is a story about an African American family living in the beautiful city of Seattle, Washington . With whale watching and scenic cruises, you get the feeling that royalty lives here.Seattle is almost tropical in it's weather; no more than seventy-two degrees some summer days, and the winter barely forty-eight degrees. It usually has a pristine mellow overcast, and the rain? ..well, you get use to it and find yourself in the rain without an umbrella.Then their Pike Place Market, where fish tossing is an art . Oh and the Westlake Mall is a must see (a high rise mall right in the heart of downtown Seattle, where you board the monorail to travel to the Space Needle. Westlake Mall is also across from a giant Macy's Department Store, where shopping is at it's finest.Shall I tell you more ? the Wilkins-Barre has a set of twins Shane and Shanti who plan to follow in the foot steps of their parents. But something is trying to pull them in a different direction...will they stay strong or will they be pulled like so many young men and women of today into drugs, sex and hip hop It is here that Dr Jonathan Wilkins-Barre Jr., a noted pediatrician at Child's View Medical Hospital in Seattle, Washington prepares himself to rise to the top of his profession to be come head residence pediatrician and later....but will a turn of events derail all of his life dreams. Then their is Claire his wife, the love of his life, Professor Claire (Wilkinson) Wilkins-Barre, noted African American history professor at the University of the Pacific Northwest in Seattle, Washington and is a magna cum laude graduate of North Carolina University at Breatheton Hill. The Diary...yes the Diary..what mystery does it hold...Dated 1817 a period of American History when America was steep in slavery. Could this diary shed some hidden fact never revealed before, on how it really was to be a slave...Shane and Ashanti discovered it in an old rusty trunk;shoes from the late 1700's; eye glass possibly worn by great grand mother Mary Jane Tolbert Wilkins-Barre the author of the diary.When so many died during the horror days of slavery, what was the secret to their survival. Did Skitter George really get a 39 strip lashing for stealing Massa Barron Charles Barre prize pocket watch and how did Toby, Massa Barre son, get the watch to show it off to Massa Tolbert daughter ? Now where does an illegitimate daughter fit into this picture..is she the daughter of Dr. Jonathan Wilkins-Barre or is this a set up to defame John (Dr. Wilkins-Barre)...Do Claire know about the child, and how did she find out..Will Dr. Wilkins -Barre claim the child or deny her...who is her mother and how does she know John ?..what tell we weave...when we try to deceive...Get all these answers and more in "The Diary of a Mad Black Child"

Diary of a Mad First Lady

Diary of a Mad First Lady
Author: DiShan Washington
Publisher: Urban Books
Total Pages: 304
Release: 2012-09-16
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1622861221

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Michelle knows that being the First Lady of Mount Zion Baptist Church is an important and much-coveted position, so she always gives thanks for a dutiful husband and a prosperous life. But she also prays for Darvin to spend more time with her, talking about something other than Mount Zion's affairs. Michelle's faith is further put to the test when the seductive vixen Daphne Carlton arrives on the steps of their church, determined to make Michelle's life a living hell so that she can get rid of Michelle and assume her role as the First Lady. With Michelle representing the reputation of her husband and church, she feels the burden to respond in a prim and proper manner; but she knows that in real life, such behavior might not be enough to defeat an enemy once and for all. How far is the First Lady willing to go in order to stop Daphne?