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| Author | : Denise Murphy |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 33 |
| Release | : 2019-11-13 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781708055622 |
Unbeknown to poor Father Christmas, he has a bit of a wiffy problem 💨 find out what plan Mrs Christmas and the elf's have devised to help "Dear Fart Christmas" " overcome this pongy issue .....
| Author | : Timmie Guzzmann |
| Publisher | : Speedy Publishing LLC |
| Total Pages | : 30 |
| Release | : 2014-08-21 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1635017122 |
Kids just love the holiday season and they enjoy celebrating their own way. Some kids love the more traditional countdown caleandars while the cooler kids know that there is only one way to countdown to Christmas and that is the farty way. Timmie Guzzmann the author of the First Farting Advent Calendar knows because he is a kid himself and there is one thing that he even does better than farting and that is picking up trends because he loves to listen to his pals and the other kids at school. Lately he picked up lots of kid conversations where kids all around him just told him that they are annoyed by these lame chocolate countdown calendars that their parents have been giving them for years. Timmie had an epiphany right at the spot and that is how the fart calandar was born. He teamed up with his good friend Randolph Meretzenischt from poetry class to form a team of unbeatable fart rhyming artists. They got together and shared some crazy fart ideas and put them into fun and rhyming poetry à la Dr. Seuss. Timmie the fart expert shared some cheerful ideas how farts can be transformed into the Christmas season and Randolph transformed Timmie's Christmas fart disgust into cheerful and seasonal greeting type of poetry that sounds like Christmas fart poetry world class. Timmie, the fart expert, and Randolph, the poet, got together with Hawk Henninger who joined their foreces and popped out some smelly illustrations on top of the rhymes. The threee of them put all their energy and creativity together and put out the ultimate fart harmony that they proudly call: The First Farting Advent Calendar! As mentioned above, this countdown fart Christmas calendar is only for the cool kids (no wussies allowed) because if it is not a fart calendar it is just a calendar. This holiday season will become so much more fun & exciting because this smelly Christmas countdown calendar offers 25 hilarious farty christmas carols that are even fun to read out loud. These rhyming c
| Author | : Catherine Catherine Adams |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 53 |
| Release | : 2019-10-23 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781700466907 |
A funny Christmas Poem full of farts, fun and laughter ! New for 2019 - the Full Color Story Version! (the coloring book version has a red cover) It's a Christmas book that will be fun for the whole family! It's a farting story book for kids and adults based on the classic "The night before Christmas" Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was farting, even the mouse! So much smelly gas floated throughout the air, it's amazing the neighbors didn't cry 'It's not fair!" Kids and Adults will love the poem and laugh at the pictures. The children are farting, Santa is farting, the snowmen and reindeer are farting, the cat, dog and even the mouse are farting. It's a book full of farting fun. Cute and funny illustrations are bound to get a laugh out of anyone. This is the perfect gift for anyone who loves Christmas and finds farting amusing! Good clean Christmas fun! Perfect for all ages! Order today and brighten up someone's Christmas with this funny Christmas farting story book!
| Author | : T. J. Gusman |
| Publisher | : Infinityou |
| Total Pages | : 72 |
| Release | : 2018-09-04 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9783743996458 |
Kids just love this "Funny Holiday & Santa Fart Jokes Christmas Book For Kids - Kid Christmas Calender With Farts" holiday season book calendar. Kids also do enjoy a good laugh on Santa, Reindeers, Bells, Elfs & other Holiday Cheer especially if they can enjoy celebrating their own way. Some kids love the more traditional countdown calendars while the cool kids know that there is only one way to countdown to Christmas and that is the farty way! countdown calendars that their parents have been giving them for years. This countdown fart Christmas calendar is only for the cool kids (no wussies allowed) because if it is not a fart calendar it is just a calendar. This holiday season will become so much more fun & exciting because this smelly Christmas countdown calendar offers 25 hilarious farty Christmas carols that are even fun to read out loud. These rhyming Christmas fart poetry pieces will definitely make your kids LOL and bring some sparky Holiday cheer into your home! Your kid will love to open up these 25 fart surprise doors one per day and counting down to Christmas day the fun & farty way! The Holiday season has never been funnier, more hilarious, and more fart intensive than this year! If you are searching for a Christmas ebook, particularly a Christmas ebook that rhymes and has fun fart Christmas illustrations in it, and is about counting down from less intensive fart surprise to the most intensive fart surprise that is going to happen as Christmas day approaches, then you have come to the right place. Get The First Farting Advent Calendar for your kids right now at the very low introductory price. By the way, if your kids love Dr. Seuss type rhyming picture books, your kids are definitely qualifying for the Farting Advent Calendar because they will just love it! Your kids just can't wait to open the next door! Your kids are going to have so much fun counting down to Christmas and you can thank Timmie, Randolph, and Hawk later! Make sure to only give this to your kids on the 1st day of December. They can only open one door per day otherwise the fun is going to be ruined! Pick up this hilariously smelly holiday fart joke book & laugh down to Christmas day the farty way together with your children because this is fun for the whole family...
| Author | : Charlene Mackesy |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 36 |
| Release | : 2021-11-08 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781956677942 |
The Farting Santa: A Funny Read Aloud Picture Book For Kids And Adults About Father Christmas Farts and Toots Christmas Book For Kids (Stocking Stuffers for Kids) This Hilarious Read aloud Story For Kids, highlights the secret life of Santa and the farts he produces from his bum. A beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. A Great Stocking Stuffers Christmas Gifts For Kids! Tags: Christmas books for kids, Christmas board book, Christmas books for toddlers, Christmas books for kids 8-12, white elephant gifts for adults, white elephant gifts, white elephant, white elephant book, white elephant gifts under 10 dollars, stocking stuffers for men, stocking stuffers, stocking stuffers for women, stocking stuffers for kids 8-12, stocking stuffers for kids, stocking stuffers for teens, stocking stuffers for adults, stocking stuffers for toddlers
| Author | : Adam Wallace |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 24 |
| Release | : 2019-10 |
| Genre | : Animals |
| ISBN | : 9781743830055 |
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Even though that mouse was curled up, fast asleep The pong from its butt made everyone weep. What a stinky Christmas! But who has done the biggest fart of all?
| Author | : Tim Miller |
| Publisher | : Harper Collins |
| Total Pages | : 37 |
| Release | : 2014-10-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 146070181X |
The sequel to the hilarious THERE IS A MONSTER UNDER MY BED WHO FARTS. How much trouble can one little monster cause at Christmas time? From the cheeky duo who brought you THERE IS A MONSTER UNDER MY BED WHO FARTS and THE PIRATE WHO HAD TO PEE comes a book that is perfect for naughty boys this Christmas. The Fart Monster is back and he's tootier than ever! It's Christmas, and Fart Monster is up to his old stinky tricks ... Will the boy get the blame this time? Or will he be able to convince Santa to keep him off the naughty list? Ages: 3+
| Author | : J. B. O'Neil |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2013-11-21 |
| Genre | : Flatulence |
| ISBN | : 9781494242169 |
" It's been a crazy holiday for Milo Snotrocket, the funniest farting boy in the world! On Christmas eve, Milo actually sees Santa Claus outside his window ... and then things go terribly, horribly wrong." -- Amazon.
| Author | : Charlene Mackesy |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 38 |
| Release | : 2021-10-28 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 9781956677973 |
Top Gift For 2021! Did you know that Reindeer fart? Follow Ginger The Farting Reindeer as He Saved Christmas with his Funny Farts in this Hilarious Book series... Let That Fart Go! Join Ginger in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A beloved classic, this story will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! - 8.5" x 8.5" - Premium glossy cover - Hilarious collection of fart names and situations - Full color, professional illustrations - An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list Scroll Up and Click The Buy Button To Get Started!
| Author | : Olaf Falafel |
| Publisher | : HarperCollins Children's Books |
| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2019-10-03 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9780008339456 |
The side-splitting festive follow-up to Old MacDonald Heard a Fart, from hilarious picture book superstar, Olaf Falafel. "Father Christmas heard a fart ... E-I-E-I-O!" Father Christmas is getting ready to deliver the presents - but he keeps getting distracted by some VERY rude noises! Who keeps FARTING?! Could such a big noise actually be coming from someone rather small...' More windy fun is in store in this brilliant picture book by the sensational Olaf Falafel. Featuring helpful do-it-yourself instructions so you can fart along to your heart's content and drive your family nuts during the holidays, it's set to be the ultimate stocking filler for Christmas! Fans of The Dinosaur That Pooped series will love this tongue-in-cheek Christmas tale. Perfect for ages 4 and up.
