BJ's Silly Story

BJ's Silly Story
Author: Stephen White
Publisher: Publications International
Total Pages:
Release: 1997-01-01
Genre: Sound effects books
ISBN: 9780785321422

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The Book with No Pictures

The Book with No Pictures
Author: B. J. Novak
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 49
Release: 2014-09-30
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0803741715

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A #1 New York Times bestseller, this innovative and wildly funny read-aloud by award-winning humorist/actor B.J. Novak will turn any reader into a comedian—a perfect gift for any special occasion! You might think a book with no pictures seems boring and serious. Except . . . here’s how books work. Everything written on the page has to be said by the person reading it aloud. Even if the words say . . . BLORK. Or BLUURF. Even if the words are a preposterous song about eating ants for breakfast, or just a list of astonishingly goofy sounds like BLAGGITY BLAGGITY and GLIBBITY GLOBBITY. Cleverly irreverent and irresistibly silly, The Book with No Pictures is one that kids will beg to hear again and again. (And parents will be happy to oblige.)

One More Thing

One More Thing
Author: B. J. Novak
Publisher: Vintage
Total Pages: 251
Release: 2014-02-04
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0385351844

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New York Times Bestseller A startlingly original debut from the actor, writer, director, and executive producer hailed as “a gifted observer of the human condition and a very funny writer capable of winning that rare thing: unselfconscious, insuppressible laughter” (The Washington Post). A boy wins a $100,000 prize in a box of Frosted Flakes—only to discover that claiming the winnings might unravel his family. A woman sets out to seduce motivational speaker Tony Robbins—turning for help to the famed motivator himself. A new arrival in Heaven, overwhelmed with options, procrastinates over a long-ago promise to visit his grandmother. We meet Sophia, the first artificially intelligent being capable of love, who falls for a man who might not be ready for it himself; a vengeance-minded hare, obsessed with scoring a rematch against the tortoise who ruined his life; and post-college friends who try to figure out how to host an intervention in the era of Facebook. Along the way, we learn why wearing a red T-shirt every day is the key to finding love, how February got its name, and why the stock market is sometimes just . . . down. Finding inspiration in questions from the nature of perfection to the icing on carrot cake, One More Thing has at its heart the most human of phenomena: love, fear, hope, ambition, and the inner stirring for the one elusive element just that might make a person complete. Across a dazzling range of subjects, themes, tones, and narrative voices, the many pieces in this collection are like nothing else, but they have one thing in common: they share the playful humor, deep heart, sharp eye, inquisitive mind, and altogether electrifying spirit of a writer with a fierce devotion to the entertainment of the reader.

Surviving Stupid

Surviving Stupid
Author: Mark Parsons
Publisher: FriesenPress
Total Pages: 177
Release: 2024-03-08
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1039196101

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What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, and as kids we thought we were invulnerable, unbeatable, immortal. We did so many crazy and dangerous things that could have—should have—killed us, all in the name of entertainment. Somehow, we survived. Surviving Stupid strings together a series of short stories and anecdotes about all the stupid stuff we got up to back in the days when we were thrown out of the house and told not to come back before dinner! We were all kinds of stupid as kids—it’s just the way of nature. By making mistakes, we learn, and the more painful the mistake, the more the lesson sticks. A memoir of his childhood messing around in rural Manitoba in the ’70s and ’80s, author Mark Parsons will regale you with sticky situations that will inevitably remind you of all the shenanigans you got up to when you were young. Laugh-out-loud funny and full of wisdom thanks to 20/20 hindsight, Surviving Stupid will bring a smile to your face and guffaw to your lips as you shake your head at the folly of youth.

Abby Normal Has a Bad Day

Abby Normal Has a Bad Day
Author: B. J. Mcnally
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 24
Release: 2014-06-12
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781500176921

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In her latest funny children's book, BJ McNally introduces Abby Normal, a girl growing up in a multi-generational family. Join Abby in her many funny adventures in the series: The Misadventures of Abby Normal. In this story, Abby has what she thinks is one of the worst days ever, and it adds to her conviction that she's different from all of her friends. Find out what goes wrong from the minute her grandmother, Nan, walks in the door until her grandfather, Papa, comes home from work. A funny children's story for kids ages 9-12 and an entertaining children's bedtime story for younger children as well.

The Publishers Weekly

The Publishers Weekly
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 830
Release: 2001
Genre: American literature
ISBN:

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Choices

Choices
Author: Carolyn Sherwood Flemming
Publisher: Evanston, Ill. : J.G. Burke Pub. Incorporated
Total Pages: 570
Release: 1983
Genre: Best books
ISBN:

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Story of Stuart and Bert

Story of Stuart and Bert
Author: Vincent mingzhe Qian
Publisher: Vincent mingzhe qian
Total Pages: 1514
Release: 2024-06-14
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN:

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It's a story of two lovely squirrels, Stuart and Bert, an adventure journey along with their friends, with detective chapters one after another, stepping their feet into the real world of human jungle with no one there to help. Stuart and Bert need to fight their way back, they have to live and survive, for their loved ones, for themselves. Let's dive right in.

Protecting History

Protecting History
Author: B. J. Chatfield
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 250
Release: 2017-02-03
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1532012586

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George Marsh is a middle-aged security guard used to blending into the walls at the famous British Museum. One afternoon when he secures the gallery for a VIP visitor, Marsh has no idea that the visitor is the president of the United States and that shortly after he begins his tour, he will be murdered. Now Marsh is on the hot seat as he attempts to explain to the Secret Service how someone was able to sneak into the mummy room and assassinate the most powerful man in the world. While Marsh attempts to unravel the mystery of the unexplained murder, he is interviewed by a beautiful newspaper reporter who immediately captures his attention. Unfortunately, Shelly Jenkins is hungry for success and views Marsh as her ticket to a juicy story and a front-page byline. When the pair discovers an ancient Egyptian amulet with mystical powers may be the key to understanding the assassination, they embark on a wild journey into the future where a decision awaits with the power to alter both of their lives forever. In this gripping tale, a museum security guard and a zealous newspaper reporter attempt to solve the mystery behind the murder of the president of the United States.

Children and Literature

Children and Literature
Author: John W. Stewig
Publisher: Boston : Houghton Mifflin Company
Total Pages: 784
Release: 1988
Genre: Education
ISBN:

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