The Seinfeld Scripts

The Seinfeld Scripts
Author: Jerry Seinfeld
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 546
Release: 1998-04-30
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0060953039

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Jerry. George. Elaine. Kramer. We've followed their misadventures for nearly ten years on Thursday nights. Here, finally, are the scripts of the first two seasons that will take you back to the beginning of Seinfeld. Featuring the first 17 episodes ever aired, The Seinfeld Scripts contains all the great lines that have kept us laughing for years: the pilot episode, "The Seinfeld Chronicles," where it all began; George introduces his importer/exporter altar ego Art Vanderlay in "The Stakeout"; Kramer becomes obsessed with cantaloupe in "The Ex-Girlfriend"; Jerry and George meet Elaine's dad in "The Jacket"; is Jerry responsible for a poor Polish woman's death when he makes "The Pony Remark"?; Jerry and Elaine decide to become intimate again in "The Deal"; what will George do when he is banned from the executive bathroom in "The Revenge"?; and Jerry, George, and Elaine wait for a table in "The Chinese Restaurant." It's all here: the award-winning writing of Seinfeld, "the defining sitcom of our age". Created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. Elaine: My roommate has Lyme disease. Jerry: Lyme disease? I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome? Elaine: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease. George: She calls me up at my office she says, "We have to talk." Jerry: The four worst words in the English language. Kramer: What a body. Yeeaaah...that's for me. Jerry: Yeah and you're just what she's looking for, too--a stranger, leering through a pair of binoculars ten floors up.

On Beauty and Being Just

On Beauty and Being Just
Author: Elaine Scarry
Publisher: Princeton University Press
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2013-03-21
Genre: Philosophy
ISBN: 1400847354

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Have we become beauty-blind? For two decades or more in the humanities, various political arguments have been put forward against beauty: that it distracts us from more important issues; that it is the handmaiden of privilege; and that it masks political interests. In On Beauty and Being Just Elaine Scarry not only defends beauty from the political arguments against it but also argues that beauty does indeed press us toward a greater concern for justice. Taking inspiration from writers and thinkers as diverse as Homer, Plato, Marcel Proust, Simone Weil, and Iris Murdoch as well as her own experiences, Scarry offers up an elegant, passionate manifesto for the revival of beauty in our intellectual work as well as our homes, museums, and classrooms. Scarry argues that our responses to beauty are perceptual events of profound significance for the individual and for society. Presenting us with a rare and exceptional opportunity to witness fairness, beauty assists us in our attention to justice. The beautiful object renders fairness, an abstract concept, concrete by making it directly available to our sensory perceptions. With its direct appeal to the senses, beauty stops us, transfixes us, fills us with a "surfeit of aliveness." In so doing, it takes the individual away from the center of his or her self-preoccupation and thus prompts a distribution of attention outward toward others and, ultimately, she contends, toward ethical fairness. Scarry, author of the landmark The Body in Pain and one of our bravest and most creative thinkers, offers us here philosophical critique written with clarity and conviction as well as a passionate plea that we change the way we think about beauty.

Because I'm Elaine That's Why

Because I'm Elaine That's Why
Author: Elaine Publishing
Publisher:
Total Pages: 120
Release: 2020-02-29
Genre:
ISBN:

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Because I'm Elaine That's Why, Elaine Name Personalized Girl

Because I'm Elaine That's Why, Elaine Name Personalized Girl
Author: Elaines Notebooks
Publisher:
Total Pages: 120
Release: 2020-04-15
Genre:
ISBN:

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Because I'm Elaine That's Why

Because I'm Elaine That's Why
Author: Classic Publishing
Publisher:
Total Pages: 120
Release: 2021-04-17
Genre:
ISBN:

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Elaine True Love Never Dies

Elaine True Love Never Dies
Author: Carol A. Campbell
Publisher: Shattered Souls Publishing
Total Pages: 165
Release: 2019-06-02
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

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The loss of her husband and soul mate Eddie devastated Elaine Brazda. After three months of isolating herself away from her family and friends, Eddie’s death haunted her. His sweet daily romantic gestures that once made Elaine smile are now used to torment her. Elaine left her home in Pinehurst, Texas, and reopened a bakery that her grandmother, Annie, left her in Newark, New Jersey. Eddie and Elaine always dreamed of opening a bakery, so she kept the name they decided on, Eddie and Elaine’s Sweet Treats. After a month of renovations and hiring her bakery crew, it was the day that she’s been dreaming of, Grand Opening Day. That was also the day Elaine’s dream quickly ended, and the series of frightening supernatural events began. Elaine’s grandmother, Annie, left a hot pink rotary phone on the wall that Elaine kept in memory of her. An old colorful character by the name of Mrs. Gulley knew the history of the phone. She told Elaine that the phone belonged to an old voodoo queen in New Orleans, Louisiana. Elaine liked Mrs. Gulley, but there was more to her than meets the eye! Was the phone magical or cursed? Elaine soon found out that true love never dies. The promise that Eddie had engraved on the gold locket was real, and Eddie always kept his promises! https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCarolACampbellGhostStories/

Swimming Between Worlds

Swimming Between Worlds
Author: Elaine Neil Orr
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 418
Release: 2018-04-03
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0698406389

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From the critically acclaimed writer of A Different Sun, a Southern coming-of-age novel that sets three very different young people against the tumultuous years of the American civil rights movement... Tacker Hart left his home in North Carolina as a local high school football hero, but returns in disgrace after being fired from a prestigious architectural assignment in West Africa. Yet the culture and people he grew to admire have left their mark on him. Adrift, he manages his father's grocery store and becomes reacquainted with a girl he barely knew growing up. Kate Monroe's parents have died, leaving her the family home and the right connections in her Southern town. But a trove of disturbing letters sends her searching for the truth behind the comfortable life she's been bequeathed. On the same morning but at different moments, Tacker and Kate encounter a young African-American, Gaines Townson, and their stories converge with his. As Winston-Salem is pulled into the tumultuous 1960s, these three Americans find themselves at the center of the civil rights struggle, coming to terms with the legacies of their pasts as they search for an ennobling future.

Elaine's Ride

Elaine's Ride
Author: Judy Hagen
Publisher: Trafford Publishing
Total Pages: 169
Release: 2004
Genre: Authors, American
ISBN: 1412041155

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Elaine's Ride tells the story of one woman's journey through life. It encompasses all kinds of experiences and relationships beginning in childhood and ending in adulthood. It is a healthy diet for the spiritual and the sexual among us. It chronicles the ups and downs of a gay woman growing up in the 1970's. It is bold in its descriptions of bisexual encounters, poignant in its study of grief and loss, and educational in its profession of faith. It is uplifting and must reading for anyone who has ever questioned his or her purpose in life. It teaches us that, despite the negativity which may frequently and inevitably surround us, there is always hope; there is always love; and there is always the positive choice to accept the unwavering belief that everything happens for a reason.

Because I'm Elaine That's Why Journal Notebook

Because I'm Elaine That's Why Journal Notebook
Author: matte finish publishing
Publisher:
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2021-09-17
Genre:
ISBN:

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Is This Anything?

Is This Anything?
Author: Jerry Seinfeld
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 480
Release: 2020-10-06
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1982112743

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The first book in twenty-five years from “one of our great comic minds” (The Washington Post) features Seinfeld’s best work across five decades in comedy. Since his first performance at the legendary New York nightclub “Catch a Rising Star” as a twenty-one-year-old college student in fall of 1975, Jerry Seinfeld has written his own material and saved everything. “Whenever I came up with a funny bit, whether it happened on a stage, in a conversation, or working it out on my preferred canvas, the big yellow legal pad, I kept it in one of those old school accordion folders,” Seinfeld writes. “So I have everything I thought was worth saving from forty-five years of hacking away at this for all I was worth.” For this book, Jerry Seinfeld has selected his favorite material, organized decade by decade. In this “trove of laugh-out-loud one-liners” (Associated Press), you will witness the evolution of one of the great comedians of our time and gain new insights into the thrilling but unforgiving art of writing stand-up comedy.