A Pug's Guide to Etiquette

A Pug's Guide to Etiquette
Author: Gemma Correll
Publisher: Dog n Bone
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2013-02-14
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781909313033

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This manual is an essential item for any pug aspiring to be a sophisticated, civilized citizen. Pugs play by their own set of rules. When you want them to sit, they stand; when you want them to stay, they go; and when you want them to stop eating that unidentified item on the floor, well... Traditional schools of canine thought put this behavior down to a stubborn refusal to be trained that's inherent in the bred. Not so. This behaviour is, in fact, down to an ancient set of rules, passed down from pug generation to pug generation. A Pug's Guide to Etiquette attempts to explain these rules, thereby advancing pug-human relations to hitherto unprecedented heights.

A Pug's Guide to Dating

A Pug's Guide to Dating
Author: Gemma Correll
Publisher: Dog n Bone
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2013-09-12
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781909313101

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Who knew that sniffing someone’s backside in a park could be so alluring? For every pug, the road to romance is filled with dramatic highs and crashing lows. For every successful lick there’s an aborted leg hump, for each whiff of a pretty posterior there is a howl lamenting unrequited adoration. In A Pug’s Guide to Dating, pug lover and illustrator of the moment Gemma Correll has put together a collection of 50 charming cartoons, observing from a pug’s point of view, the pitfalls facing young pugs in their quest for love.

It's a Pug's Life

It's a Pug's Life
Author: Gemma Correll
Publisher: Dog n Bone
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2022-03-08
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781912983506

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Renowned illustrator Gemma Correll presents sage advice for pugs of all shapes and sizes in this collection of hilarious cartoons. Life for a pug can be confusing. On the one hand, people stop in the street and squeal at the cuteness of your appearance, but on the other people don't take too kindly to your desires to fart at will or lick yourself in public. So how does today's pug learn to navigate through the pitfalls of the modern world? With It's a Pug's Life of course! Divided into two sections—Manners & Etiquette and Relationships—this hilarious guide will teach a pug everything he or she needs to know about life, love, and everything in between—whether that's etiquette of the street or matters of the heart.

The Little Pocket Book of Pug Wisdom

The Little Pocket Book of Pug Wisdom
Author: Gemma Correll
Publisher: Dog n Bone
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2016-02-11
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781909313866

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Renowned illustrator Gemma Correll presents sage advice for all pugs in this collection of hilarious cartoons. Renowned illustrator Gemma Correll presents sage advice for all pugs in this collection of hilarious cartoons. Life for a pug can be confusing. On the one hand, people stop in the street and squeal at the cuteness of your appearance, but on the other people don't take too kindly to your desires to fart at will or lick yourself in public. So how does today's pug learn to navigate through the pitfalls of the modern world? With THE LITTLE POCKET BOOK OF PUG WISDOM of course! Divided into two sections, this hilarious guide will teach a pug everything he or she needs to know about life, love, and everything in between-whether that's how to greet strangers or prepare the perfect meal.

A Pug's Guide to Good Manners

A Pug's Guide to Good Manners
Author: Gemma Correll
Publisher: Dog n Bone
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2023-09-12
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781912983742

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Follow the way of the pug and learn the correct behavior in all situations, from the park to the dinner table. Pugs play by their own set of rules. When you want them to sit, they stand; when you want them to stay, they go; and when you want them to stop eating that unidentified item on the floor, well... Traditional schools of canine thought put this behavior down to a stubborn refusal to be trained that's inherent in the breed. Not so. This behavior is, in fact, down to an ancient set of rules, passed down from pug generation to pug generation. A Pug's Guide to Good Manners attempts to explain these rules, thereby advancing pug-human relations to hitherto unprecedented heights.

Polishing the "Pugs"

Polishing the
Author: Kathy Ide
Publisher: Upwrite Books
Total Pages: 161
Release: 2007
Genre: Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN: 9781414110318

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How many reference books do you have on your desk? A couple of dictionaries, several grammar books, two or three style guides? Wouldn't it be nice if you could have just one go-to book for all your editing needs? Well, now you can! Freelance editor Kathy Ide highlights the most common mistakes writers make in the areas of Punctuation, Usage, Grammar, and Spelling: PUGS. With punctuation rules from The Chicago Manual of Style (the industry-standard reference for books) and The Associated Press Stylebook (for newspaper articles), spelling and usage from the dictionaries recommended by both style guides, plus grammar tips from A Dictionary of Modern American Usage and The Wordwatcher's Guide to Good Grammar & Word Usage , this book has it all. There are even guidelines from The Christian Writer's Manual of Style for those who write for the inspirational market. This 2nd edition incorporates the changes made in The Chicago Manual of Style's 16th edition (© 2010). It's also been expanded to include issues that writers have mentioned they'd like to see addressed in the new Polishing the PUGS . If what you're looking for isn't in this book, and you have to look up a rule or a spelling, you can jot down what you find in the spaces provided throughout Polishing the PUGS. That way you'll have it at your fingertips the next time you need it. No matter what kind of writing you do, this book will help you polish your work in record time, leaving you more hours-and more desk space-to write.

The Worrier's Guide to Life

The Worrier's Guide to Life
Author: Gemma Correll
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2015-05-26
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1449470300

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In her hugely popular comic drawings, Gemma Correll dispenses dubious advice and unreliable information on life as she sees it, including The Dystopian Zodiac, Reward Stickers for Grown-Ups, Palm Reading for Millennials, and a Map of the Introvert's Heart. For all you fellow agonizers, fretters, and nervous wrecks, this book is for you. Read it and weep...with laughter

Pug's Sleepover: A Branches Book (Diary of a Pug #6)

Pug's Sleepover: A Branches Book (Diary of a Pug #6)
Author: Kyla May
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 86
Release: 2022-03-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1338713493

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A sixth Branches early chapter book featuring everyone's favorite pug, Bub, and his human, Bella! Pick a book. Grow a Reader! This series is part of Scholastic's early chapter book line, Branches, aimed at newly independent readers. With easy-to-read text, high-interest content, fast-paced plots, and illustrations on every page, these books will boost reading confidence and stamina. Branches books help readers grow! Bub the pug and his human, Bella, are planning a pirate-themed sleepover with their friends Jack and Luna. It's going to be epic! But on the night of the party, Jack has a surprise that puts Bella's plans in peril. Can Bub save the sleepover, or will this epic party become an epic fail? With full-color artwork throughout, this funny and charming diary-format early chapter book is perfect for anyone who believes a furry pal is the best kind of friend.

It's a Punderful Life

It's a Punderful Life
Author: Gemma Correll
Publisher: Dog n Bone
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2014-02-13
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781909313286

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Puns often mistakenly get a bad rep, but if they’re good enough for Oscar Wilde and Shakespeare (whose work featured over 3000 puns), it’s good enough for us. Hot off the back of her incredibly popular Monday Punday online series, Gemma Correll has surveyed her army of punning fans to create this hilarious collection of her best illustrated puns, as well as lots of new ones. Over the following pages you will see grin-inducing puns such as Wonton Cruelty featuring sadistic dim sum, or rotten eggs hurling abuse at each other. The sweet tooth has brought you some flowers and the seal of approval is very pleased to meet you. With over 50 puns, this book will bring a smile to even the most miserable person’s face.

How I Eat Dis?

How I Eat Dis?
Author: Inkpug
Publisher:
Total Pages: 138
Release: 2018-11-03
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781950003006

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This collection of Inkpug's illustrated pug-themed poetry covers a range of pressing and scandalous topics such as food, more food, pug aesthetics, and stunning physical prowess.