1,003 Great Things About Being Jewish

1,003 Great Things About Being Jewish
Author: Lisa Birnbach
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 321
Release: 2006-03
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0740755293

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With their trademark quirky perspective, authors Lisa Birnbach, Ann Hodgman, and Patricia Marx have created yet another surefire hit! More Info About 1,003 Great Things About Being Jewish From the trio responsible for the successful 1,003 series-comes 1,003 Great Things About Being Jewish, the perfect humorous gift book to celebrate being Jewish. Just a sampling of the gems within: * They say Aunt Rose's matzo balls could sink a ship . . . in case you're interested in doing that. * Everyone knows that kosher hot dogs rule. * A Hanukkah bush is a lot easier to bring home than a Christmas tree. * Cool-looking blue and silver wrapping paper instead of red and green. * Where else does a 13-year-old get to say, "Today, I am a man"? * "The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years, she served nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. -Calvin Trillin 1,003 Great Things About Being Jewish is sure to have everyone smiling, laughing, and appreciating all things Jewish.

40% Off Is the New Black

40% Off Is the New Black
Author: Lisa Birnbach
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 210
Release: 2009-05-19
Genre: Games & Activities
ISBN: 0740785311

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"This funny, inspiring, and uplifting collection reminds us that most of the best things in life are still free."--Back.

A Treasury of Jewish Quotations

A Treasury of Jewish Quotations
Author: Joseph L. Baron
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
Total Pages: 643
Release: 1996
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 1568219482

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18,000 quotations consisting of aphorisms, maxims, proverbs, and comments of Jewish authorship or on Jewish themes.

1,003 Great Things about Moms

1,003 Great Things about Moms
Author: Lisa Birnbach
Publisher:
Total Pages: 312
Release: 2003
Genre: Mothers
ISBN: 9781567315899

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1,003 Great Things about Kids

1,003 Great Things about Kids
Author: Lisa Birnbach
Publisher: M J F Books
Total Pages: 328
Release: 2000-06
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 9781567313574

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The author's of the highly successful 1,003 Great Things About Getting Older which has sold over 50,000 copies, while the calendar shipped almost 30,000 copies, now turn their sights on the great things about kids.

If You Can't Say Anything Nice, Say It in Yiddish

If You Can't Say Anything Nice, Say It in Yiddish
Author: Lita Epstein
Publisher: Citadel Press
Total Pages: 209
Release: 2018-10-30
Genre: Foreign Language Study
ISBN: 0806538767

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You don’t have to be Jewish to get back at the shmendriks* of the world Yiddish. It’s the most colorful language in the history of mankind. What other language gives you a whole dictionary of ways to tell someone to drop dead? That schmuck who got promoted over you? Meigulgl zol er vern in a henglaykhter, by tog zol er hengen, un by nakht zol er brenen. (He should be transformed into a chandelier, to hang by day and to burn by night.) That soccer mom kibitzing on her cell phone and tying up traffic? Shteyner zol zi hobn, nit keyn kinder. (She should have stones and not children.) If You Can’t Say Anything Nice, Say It in Yiddish is the perfect glossary of Yiddish insults and curses, from the short and sweet to the whole megillah (Khasene hobn zol er mit di malekh hamoves tokhter: He should marry the daughter of the Angel of Death.) Complete with hundreds of the most creative insults for the putzes** and kvetchers *** of the world, this is an indispensable guide for Jews and Gentiles alike. When it comes to cursing someone who sorely needs it, may you never be at a loss for words again. *Idiots **More idiots ***Complainer; a pain in the tuchas**** **** One’s rear end

The Official Preppy Handbook

The Official Preppy Handbook
Author: Lisa Birnbach
Publisher: Workman Publishing
Total Pages: 228
Release: 1980
Genre: Education
ISBN: 9780894801402

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The Wonder of Becoming You

The Wonder of Becoming You
Author: Miriam Grossman
Publisher: Feldheim Publishers
Total Pages: 88
Release: 1988
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780873064385

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A sensitive explanation of the body's changes and how Jewish tradition views related matters, such as modesty.

Genius & Anxiety

Genius & Anxiety
Author: Norman Lebrecht
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 464
Release: 2019-12-03
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1982134232

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This lively chronicle of the years 1847­–1947—the century when the Jewish people changed how we see the world—is “[a] thrilling and tragic history…especially good on the ironies and chain-reaction intimacies that make a people and a past” (The Wall Street Journal). In a hundred-year period, a handful of men and women changed the world. Many of them are well known—Marx, Freud, Proust, Einstein, Kafka. Others have vanished from collective memory despite their enduring importance in our daily lives. Without Karl Landsteiner, for instance, there would be no blood transfusions or major surgery. Without Paul Ehrlich, no chemotherapy. Without Siegfried Marcus, no motor car. Without Rosalind Franklin, genetic science would look very different. Without Fritz Haber, there would not be enough food to sustain life on earth. What do these visionaries have in common? They all had Jewish origins. They all had a gift for thinking in wholly original, even earth-shattering ways. In 1847, the Jewish people made up less than 0.25% of the world’s population, and yet they saw what others could not. How? Why? Norman Lebrecht has devoted half of his life to pondering and researching the mindset of the Jewish intellectuals, writers, scientists, and thinkers who turned the tides of history and shaped the world today as we know it. In Genius & Anxiety, Lebrecht begins with the Communist Manifesto in 1847 and ends in 1947, when Israel was founded. This robust, magnificent, beautifully designed volume is “an urgent and moving history” (The Spectator, UK) and a celebration of Jewish genius and contribution.

True Prep

True Prep
Author: Lisa Birnbach
Publisher: Knopf
Total Pages: 258
Release: 2011-11-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0375712011

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The author of "The Official Preppy Handbook" evaluates the world of preppies thirty years later, tracing how this generation has adapted to such modern challenges as the Internet, cell phones, and political correctness.