Toilet Trouble

Toilet Trouble
Author: Brett Fleishman
Publisher: Fbt Poetry, LLC
Total Pages: 56
Release: 2018-11-06
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781732477032

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A collection of 20 humorous poems designed for beginner readers (grades K-2). Volume 2 of this series includes a reunion of the Big Bad Wolf and the Three Little Pigs, a surprise birthday present for a baby crocodile, an uninviting hole in an ice skating rink, and much, much more,

Liam Goes Poo in the Toilet

Liam Goes Poo in the Toilet
Author: Jane Whelen-Banks
Publisher: Jessica Kingsley Publishers
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2008-11-15
Genre: Psychology
ISBN: 1846428742

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This is Liam. Every day Liam eats lots of good food. Each time Liam eats, his tummy gets fuller and fuller... and fuller... until Liam's tummy starts to stretch' Successful toilet training is a time of celebration for both parents and child. It marks the end of dirty diapers and a forward step in the development of a child. Fraught with both stress and triumph, the period of toilet training can take from days to months. For a typical child, learning to gain control over the body's internal stimuli can be at best challenging. For many children, however, these internal cues can be overwhelming and confusing, leading to both a frustrating and traumatic toileting experience. Liam Goes Poo in the Toilet illustrates the relationship between eating and excreting. It provides visual instructions on how to 'relax and push'. After much fanfare, Liam finally masters going `poo' in the toilet, and both he and Mum bask in the glory of a job well done.

Factory

Factory
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 1728
Release: 1917
Genre: Factory management
ISBN:

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Vols. 24, no. 3-v. 34, no. 3 include: International industrial digest.

Fix It, Make It, Grow It, Bake It

Fix It, Make It, Grow It, Bake It
Author: Billee Sharp
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 249
Release: 2010-03-10
Genre: House & Home
ISBN: 1573445304

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In this D.I.Y. guide to the good life, readers learn how to edit their lives, since in the long run, less is more — pedal now or paddle later! Readers and their families can live more joyfully and far more creatively, all on a dime. The best things in life are free — or very nearly free — and author Billee Sharp shares her freecycling, budget-savvy, barter-better wisdom. Based on a sensible foundation of global responsibility and foresight for the next seven generations, Billee Sharp's philosophy is compelling. From the radical common sense introduction to the practical how-tos and yummy recipes, Fix It, Make It, Grow It, Bake It is a step-by-step handbook to revolutionizing spending habits and reclaiming quality of life in the process. Learn how to start a community garden and to seed share, ditch the grass and raise organic veggies in the front lawn, eco-clean the house with lemons and lavender cure minor maladies from the kitchen cabinet, organize a trade-for-what-you-want free flea market, and cook meals for pennies.

Out of Patience

Out of Patience
Author: Brian Meehl
Publisher: Yearling
Total Pages: 306
Release: 2009-02-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 030748923X

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Some folks have skeletons in their closets. The Waters have toilets. Jake’s mortified by his dad’s dream to open the American Toilet Museum. Toilets have caused enough turmoil in Patience, Kansas. Patience has been cursed for 129 years, since Jeremiah Waters installed the first flush toilet. The Dolphin Deluge Wash-Down Water Closet caused a stink, and since then Patience has been drying up like a cow pie in August. Jake wants out of Patience, especially when his dad gets a relic for his museum, triggering the curse’s last promise: “The day the Plunger of Destiny returns to Patience, the final destruction begins!” Can Jake save Patience by discovering what happened when Jeremiah last sat on the Dolphin Deluge Wash-Down Water Closet?

Mondegreens

Mondegreens
Author: J. A. Wines
Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books
Total Pages: 143
Release: 2012-02-28
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1843178451

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Mondegreens is a side-splittingly funny collection of wonderful and absurd mishearings, that is certain to appeal to English language aficionados everywhere.

Lemons and Lavender

Lemons and Lavender
Author: Billee Sharp
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 273
Release: 2012-03-01
Genre: House & Home
ISBN: 1936740117

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Author Billee Sharp shares her freecycling, budget-savvy, barter-better wisdom in this step-by-step handbook for revolutionizing spending habits and reclaiming quality of life. Lemons and Lavender is an inspiring and instructive guide to living the handmade life by consuming less and creating more. Practical and profound, this handy how-to covers every area of life and offers easy-to-do tips, recipes, and advice for saving money and the planet. Learn how to ditch your lawn and raise organic vegetables, cook healthy meals for pennies, cure minor maladies from the kitchen cabinet, save big dollars with small repairs, and eco-clean your house with lemons and lavender. With this guide, families can live more joyfully and far more creatively, all on a dime.

Run Mummy Run

Run Mummy Run
Author: Leanne Davies
Publisher: Summersdale
Total Pages: 256
Release: 2018-01-11
Genre: Health & Fitness
ISBN: 1786855917

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Gathering the very best of the advice and tips from the Run Mummy Run network, founder Leanne and co-writer Lucy have created this comprehensive beginner’s guide to running. Filled with down-to-earth advice, training schedules and inspirational stories, this book will help you to be fit, healthy and happy.

I'm Completely Joking

I'm Completely Joking
Author: Tom E. Moffatt
Publisher: Tom E. Moffatt
Total Pages: 1026
Release: 2024-03-23
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1738618439

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Get the giggles now! Unleash endless laughter with I’m Completely Joking, an unparalleled 5-in-1 collection jam-packed with over 2,000 original jokes. From the timeless ring of Funny Knock-Knock Jokes to the clever quips of I’m Joking, Genius, this anthology is your ultimate source of side-splitting humour. Complete with 100 never-seen-before original jokes, I’m Completely Joking will make you the hero of humour at any gathering. Fun categories: Dip in and out at ease with 100 engaging topics to choose from. Hilarious illustrations: Entertaining artwork by award-winning illustrator, Paul Beavis, on every page. Joke-telling tips: Sprinkled with bite-sized tips to help you squeeze more laughs from your audience. The ultimate gift: Give laughter for years to come with this must-have addition to any bookshelf. Guaranteed Giggles: Whether you’re eight or ninety-eight, this laughter compendium guarantees a chuckle on every page. This amazing 5-in-1-collection includes: Funny Knock-Knock Jokes: 400+ Clean Jokes for Kids I’m Joking: 500+ Original Jokes for Kids I’m Seriously Joking: 500+ Seriously Funny Jokes for Kids I’m Joking, Genius: 500+ Big-Brain Jokes for Clever Folks I’m Completely Joking: 100 brand new original jokes Why did the dog sniff the computer? To see if its email had scent What weighs four tonnes and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant Knock-knock, Who’s there? Howler Howler who? Howler remember all these great jokes? What happened when lion went in an elevator? There was an uproar How did the mountain know what was on the other side? It had a peak It’s time to get the giggles with this complete collection.

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas
Author: Maureen Reil
Publisher: Maureen Reil
Total Pages: 216
Release: 2017-12-23
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

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Robyn Cross was looking forward to Christmas but not anymore. Not after she found out that her husband cheated on her so she wants to divorce him despite loving the bones of the man, which makes it worse. Only first, they decide that for the sake of everybody they know and love that they will spend one last perfect Christmas together and try to fake it until they make it past not only Christmas but New Year’s too and even beyond their daughter’s birthday. If they can just last that long without giving the game away that is, for this is all for show remember so no forgetting that and falling back into old habits. However, if they do fail then that will surely ruin the festivities altogether for not just them but their family too. Well they are all going on a three-day trip to a Winter Wonderland Hotel Experience, so the atmosphere needs to be warmer than the weather outside since that is cold enough for snow. Will they succeed and make it a memorable Christmas for all the right reasons? Will they mess up despite being on their best behaviour, when the ex turns up to pour fuel on the fire? If you are in need of some funny festive fiction to get you laughing through this special season, then pick up this hilarious British novel which contains quite a few swear words so you have been warned. While you can be glad, you’re not the potty mouthed Robyn Cross for actions do have consequences and they’re not always so easy to make good on. As she finds out, but will you?