I Ought to Slap the Mess Out of You, Because...

I Ought to Slap the Mess Out of You, Because...
Author: Jeffrey Smith
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 60
Release: 2008-04
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0595514480

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Please buy this book. It will help you from having stress, heart attacks and strokes. Telling people how you feel, is therapy! Situations in life can make you crazy. But do not let this happen to you. Just buy the book, and tell the person that needs to be slapped, to read a particular page.

Gangsta Twist 1

Gangsta Twist 1
Author: Clifford "Spud" Johnson
Publisher: Urban Books
Total Pages: 464
Release: 2014-02-25
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1622861302

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Gangsta Twist 1 is a modern-day Robin Hood meets Mission: Impossible with a witty urban twist. Taz, the ruthless leader of an elite group of bandits, falls hopelessly in love with Sacha, an up-and-coming lawyer who will stop at nothing to become a partner in her firm. When Cliff, Sacha's ex-boyfriend, hears of her newfound love, all hell breaks loose. Cliff seeks Taz's daughter to get closer to his inner circle. Will Taz be forced to give up his true love in order to save his daughter from the deadly hands of Cliff? Or will Sacha and Taz finally have their happily ever after? Won, the wealthy councilman, knows that the only chance he has at reelection is if there are no competitors. Will Taz, his trusty disciple, and his crew be able to handle the orders given by Won to bring down his peers? Ride with the gang as they travel in search of Won's competitors. Let Gangsta Twist 1 take you on a fast-paced ride full of deceit, fast money, and revenge, where the winner takes all.

Shooter's Point

Shooter's Point
Author: Gary Phillips
Publisher: Kensington Books
Total Pages: 254
Release: 2001
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781575666822

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Following the murder of boxer Tyler Jeffries during a high-profile match, ex-show girl Martha Chainey is offered $250,000 to recover stolen money for casino owner Victoria DeGault, thrusting her into a frenzy of greed and betrayal.

In the Loop

In the Loop
Author: Office of Office of English Language Programs
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2015-02-17
Genre:
ISBN: 9781508507383

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In the Loop is divided into three parts: Part 1, "Idioms and Definitions"; Part 2, "Selected Idioms by Category"; and Part 3, "Classroom Activities." The idioms are listed alphabetically in Part 1. Part 2 highlights some of the most commonly used idioms, grouped into categories. Part 3 contains classroom suggestions to help teachers plan appropriate exercises for their students. There is also a complete index at the back of the book listing page numbers for both main entries and cross-references for each idiom.

Growing Pains

Growing Pains
Author: Paris Love
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2012-02-17
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1469747073

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Growing Pains is a story about best friends searching for true love. Kiki is a nave young lady who falls madly in love, but all is not as it seems. Myra has planned her entire life right down to the wedding ceremony, yet she struggles with finding Mr. Right. Darren wants to have his cake and eat it too, until it blows up in his face. Through good times and bad, they try to stay afloat and ahead of the game. Growing Pains captures the innocence of the heart, the mind, body and soul of friends who grow up searching for what we all desirerespect, loyalty and most of all, love and companionship.

Rumor Central

Rumor Central
Author: ReShonda Tate Billingsley
Publisher: Kensington Books
Total Pages: 272
Release: 2013-05-01
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 0758289529

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These Miami divas are filled with sass, scandal and mouth dropping entertainment! --Ni-Ni Simone Spilling juicy secrets on-air is creating more drama than Maya Morgan ever imagined. . . The teen reality show "Miami Divas" made media sensations out of Miami's richest in-crowd--and Maya Morgan is one of them. Now Maya's been offered her very own show, and she'll do whatever it takes to step up the fame she's worked so hard for--and that includes spilling some secrets her friends wish were left buried. But as Maya gives up the goods for the sake of ratings, someone will do anything to shut her up. Between back-stabbing lies and hard truths, this gossip girl has only one chance to make things right. . .before it's too late. "Sit up and pay attention--Maya Morgan will knock your socks off." --Earl Sewell, author of The Keysha Diaries

Any Resemblance to Actual Persons

Any Resemblance to Actual Persons
Author: Kevin Allardice
Publisher: Catapult
Total Pages: 161
Release: 2013-09-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1619022575

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In the spirit of Motherless Brooklyn or Remains of the Day, Allardice offers up a searing and memorable debut. When Paul McWeeney's older sister writes a book accusing their late father of committing the gruesome Black Dahlia murder, based on memories her new therapist has helped her recover, or imagine, he sits down to write a cease and desist letter to the publishers. Paul hopes to refute his sister's claims about their father's role in the infamous 1947 murder, arguing for his own divergent memory of their Hollywood childhood by way of defending their father's name and legacy. But the letter begins to take on a life of its own, and Paul, a failed novelist and community college writing instructor, soon finds himself on an obsessive, elliptical exploration of both his family's history and his own conflicted memory, which begins to absorb his daily life and threaten his relationships with those, closest to him. The letter becomes not the intended refutation but rather a disturbing and wildly comical psychological self–portrait of man caught between increasingly unstable versions of the past.

Hope Should I Win Your Heart

Hope Should I Win Your Heart
Author: Qi Ge
Publisher: Funstory
Total Pages: 621
Release: 2019-10-27
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1646779517

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Consort was also a concubine, so why bother about rank?She hadn't intended to do it, but now that she had been ordered by the heavens to enter the palace as a concubine, every step of the way was just to protect herself.However, the human heart is not the same, but some people always want to put him to death, in the end, they have no choice but to fight back.But he instead noticed that her unintentional action had long since left his heart.

Mother Eternal Ann Everlastin's Dead

Mother Eternal Ann Everlastin's Dead
Author: Pat G'Orge-Walker
Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corp.
Total Pages: 320
Release: 2012-03-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0758285620

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Spiritually uplifting and knee-slapping funny, Pat G'Orge-Walker's Sister Betty and her fellow parishioners discover what matters most on bumpy road trip to Baltimore. . . Sister Betty barely has a minute to sit and fan herself before she's off on another "Mission from God." Her friend Mother Eternal Ann Everlastin' has dropped dead on her seventy-first birthday from an overdose of York Peppermint Pattie, and it's up to Sister Betty to see to her final wishes, namely, traveling to a Baltimore religious conference to deliver three one-million dollar checks to three different mega-church pastors. When the Reverend Knott Enuff Money hears that Sister Betty is about to give away a substantial amount of Mother's riches, he wants in. But finagling the money out of Sister Betty right under the noses of three genuine men of God is going to be the biggest challenge the Reverend has ever faced. . .one that just might set him on the path to reclaiming the true spirit of faith. . . "Christian comedy fiction at its best." —Library Journal "This novel is the best of its kind, and it's easy to see how G'Orge-Walker has carved out a comfortable niche for herself as the queen of gospel comedy literature." —QBR