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| Author | : Todd Harris Goldman |
| Publisher | : Workman Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 88 |
| Release | : 2005-01-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9780761135937 |
Cartoons and sarcastic advice offer a tongue-in-cheek look at boys as seen by girls, including "ideas make boys' heads hurt," "boys are not potty trained," and "boys aren't housebroken."
| Author | : Todd Harris Goldman |
| Publisher | : Workman Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 88 |
| Release | : 2007-01-01 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9780761148517 |
The funny, crude, un-PC, and very savvy author of "Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks at Them!" explains why boys think the opposite sex is weird. Narrated by a boy who's sort of a moron, the book questions all the things that are completely alien to boys, but with a surprisingly sweet insight and good spirit.
| Author | : John Fox |
| Publisher | : Macmillan |
| Total Pages | : 164 |
| Release | : 1994-01-15 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 9780312104337 |
A sixteen-year-old from the Bronx, popular at school and "sort of" going steady, falls in love for the first time with another boy one exuberant summer.
| Author | : Todd Harris Goldman |
| Publisher | : Running Press |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2011-10-25 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9780762443024 |
Ah, life. Generally speaking, it is a gift to celebrate. But when you get down to the specifics, a lot of it sucks! Inside, pop-artist extraordinaire Todd Goldman delightfully disses the daily dilemmas of life—from flat tires to getting fired; from getting food caught in your teeth to getting caught picking your nose—with snappy illustrations and pithy punchlines. With over 100 sharply satiric gags about all those things that get your goat, this book will help take the bite out of life.
| Author | : Todd Goldman |
| Publisher | : Running Press |
| Total Pages | : 128 |
| Release | : 2010-04-27 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9780762439331 |
A rose by any other name is still a rose, but a penis by any other name may be a “Kentucky Telescope,” “Molton Mushroom,” “One-Eyed Wrinkle-Necked Trouser Trout”— or something worse! Pop artist Todd Harris Goldman delivers one of the funniest little books about “anatomy” ever published. With 101 hilarious euphemisms for “penis” and 25 fullcolor illustrations representing some of the best selections, DICKtionary will make all the other books on the shelf blush.
| Author | : Simon Curtis |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 432 |
| Release | : 2016-10-25 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1481459295 |
Seventeen-year-old Isaak discovers the truth about his origin and the underground forces that must come together to fight against a secret government organization formed to eradicate those like him in this high-octane science fiction debut. There once was a boy who was made, not created. In a single night, Isaak’s life changed forever. His adoptive parents were killed, a mysterious girl saved him from a team of soldiers, and he learned of his own dark and destructive origin. An origin he doesn’t want to believe, but one he cannot deny. Isaak is a Robot: a government-made synthetic human, produced as a weapon and now hunted, marked for termination. He and the Robots can only find asylum with the Underground—a secret network of Robots and humans working together to ensure a coexistent future. To be protected by the Underground, Isaak will have to make it there first. But with a deadly military force tasked to find him at any cost, his odds are less than favorable. Now Isaak must decide whether to hold on to his humanity and face possible death…or to embrace his true nature in order to survive, at the risk of becoming the weapon he was made to be. In his debut, recording artist Simon Curtis has written a fast-paced, high-stakes novel that explores humanity, the ultimate power of empathy, and the greatest battle of all: love vs. fear.
| Author | : Gary Soto |
| Publisher | : Laurel Leaf |
| Total Pages | : 178 |
| Release | : 2012-06-27 |
| Genre | : Young Adult Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0307817431 |
In a prose that is so beautiful it is poetry, we see the world of growing up and going somewhere through the dust and heat of Fresno's industrial side and beyond: It is a boy's coming of age in the barrio, parochial school, attending church, public summer school, and trying to fall out of love so he can join in a Little League baseball team. His is a clarity that rings constantly through the warmth and wry reality of these sometimes humorous, sometimes tragic, always human remembrances.
| Author | : Todd H. Doodler |
| Publisher | : Robin Corey Books |
| Total Pages | : 46 |
| Release | : 2012-02-14 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0307974588 |
Peas on Earth uses a simple play on words to portray the basic concepts of peace, harmony, getting along with all kinds of people, and being green in a manner that young kids will grasp. And it will resonate more as they grow older. Adult caregivers will chuckle over the peas/peace references while young children will relate to the important messages about our earth and those of us who live on it. The artwork is colorful, charming, and perfect for the board book crowd. And, as an added value, there is a simple pop-up at the end of the book.
| Author | : Ishmael Beah |
| Publisher | : Macmillan |
| Total Pages | : 238 |
| Release | : 2007-02-13 |
| Genre | : Biography & Autobiography |
| ISBN | : 0374105235 |
My new friends have begun to suspect I haven’t told them the full story of my life. “Why did you leave Sierra Leone?” “Because there is a war.” “You mean, you saw people running around with guns and shooting each other?” “Yes, all the time.” “Cool.” I smile a little. “You should tell us about it sometime.” “Yes, sometime.” This is how wars are fought now: by children, hopped-up on drugs and wielding AK-47s. Children have become soldiers of choice. In the more than fifty conflicts going on worldwide, it is estimated that there are some 300,000 child soldiers. Ishmael Beah used to be one of them. What is war like through the eyes of a child soldier? How does one become a killer? How does one stop? Child soldiers have been profiled by journalists, and novelists have struggled to imagine their lives. But until now, there has not been a first-person account from someone who came through this hell and survived. In A Long Way Gone, Beah, now twenty-five years old, tells a riveting story: how at the age of twelve, he fled attacking rebels and wandered a land rendered unrecognizable by violence. By thirteen, he’d been picked up by the government army, and Beah, at heart a gentle boy, found that he was capable of truly terrible acts. This is a rare and mesmerizing account, told with real literary force and heartbreaking honesty.
| Author | : Simone Elkeles |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 365 |
| Release | : 2011-11-10 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0857076639 |
From the New York Times bestselling author Simone Elkeles comes an epic love story like no other . . . First in the gripping PERFECT CHEMISTRY series, this is the next addictive read for fans of Anna Todd's AFTER series, and Caroline Kepnes's YOU. When Brittany Ellis walks into chemistry class on the first day of senior year, she has no clue that her carefully created 'perfect' life is about to unravel before her eyes. Forced to be lab partners with Alex Fuentes, a gang member from the other side of town, Brittany finds herself having to protect everything she's worked so hard for – her flawless reputation, her relationship with her boyfriend and, most importantly, the secret that her home life is anything but perfect. Alex is a bad boy and he knows it. So when he makes a bet with his friends to lure Brittany into his life, he thinks nothing of it. But the closer Alex and Brittany get to each other the more they realise that sometimes appearances can be deceptive and that you have to look beneath the surface to discover the truth. 'Compelling and addictive… I've still got that "wow" feeling you get after reading a great book' Wondrousreads.com 'Perfect Chemistry is a novel to obsess about. It is a book that you should drop everything for...the most romantic love story that I have ever read.' Thebookette.com 'Captures that rush of feelings associated with first love' Thebookbag.com 'Elkeles pens plenty of tasteful, hot scenes…that keep the pages turning. The author definitely knows how to write romance.' Kirkus Review
